Forrest Barnwell-Hagemeyer
@ForrestBH
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9th-Generation East Tennessean. BBQ enthusiast. Waffle House connoisseur. Alum many times over. Don’t blame others for my tweets.
Tennessee, USA
Joined June 2012
Nobody: Me: *actually* you mean “lectern” not “podium”
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Please join us in wishing Representative Pat Marsh from District 62 a very Happy Birthday today!
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I guess guys can't throw eggs at playoff games anymore
Section 334. Subject throwing eggs. Ejected. #BTHOmiami
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Hallmark movie where a career driven city girl has to go to Fansville to close an NIL deal with the local quarterback and falls in love with the impossibly handsome Special Teams Coordinator. It's called Longsnappers and Longshots
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The Roman Empire fell because of *thing that just so happens to be my hobby horse in contemporary politics*
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Why? Did something happen?
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CONGRESS HISTORY & CONGRESSMEN WHOSE FIRST NAMES ARE "AL" & HAVE MONOSYLLABIC LAST NAMES STARTING WITH "G": Noon on March 19, 1979: C-SPAN launches on cable TV & first member on TV: Al Gore Noon on December 4, 2025: C-SPAN launches on YouTubeTV and first member on TV: Al Green
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If your turkey is still frozen, do not panic. Here’s how to fix it with time to dry brine it and have it table ready: Microwaves are fine with frozen food. Trust them.
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The best pie depends on the time of year. I’m a pie situationalist. Right now the best pie is pumpkin pie.
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Carry the fight to Florida and keep it there for 60 minutes.
Star Thomas finishes what he started. It's an ass-whoopin' in Florida. 28-0 Vols.
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Andddddd SOLD ✅ @Vol_Softball season tickets are sold out for the third consecutive year! The program set a new record with 1,430 season tickets sold for the 2026 campaign https://t.co/r7wYjOP7SV
utsports.com
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. – The University of Tennessee announced Thursday afternoon that the softball program has sold its complete allotment of 1,430 season tickets...
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Tired: Staying up late for the Workd Series. Wired: Staying up late for Utah gerrymandering rulings.
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Honored to join @GovBillLee and @ltgovmcnally at the TN Financial Literacy Reception. Thanks to Treasurer Lillard and the @TNTreasuryDept, more Tennesseans are taking control of their finances and building a brighter future.
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A 1-HANDED CATCH FOR DRAKE LONDON’S 3RD TD OF THE DAY
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Is the game still going on
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Sometimes I wish U2 and our Apple overlords would just surprise us with a new random album appearing on our devices.
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