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My politics are the opposite of “his wife faked cancer” and “he killed his sister.”

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@FloridadadD
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10 months
I don’t think we’re fully prepared for how stupid things are about to become.
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@RealCandaceO Why do you care?
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@joncoopertweets You’re making fun of flood victims to score political points?
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@HumansNoContext This has all the context.
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4 months
@AdamSchefter Damn. That second sentence seemed unnecessary.
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@FloridadadD
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4 months
We can do so much better than these sad old men.
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@FloridadadD
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5 months
Trump: I’m running for president. DeSantis: cool, me too. I think you may have some stumbling blocks that would hurt your candidacy next year. But nevertheless let’s debate our policy and governing styles. Trump: no, we won’t be doing that you autistic, gay, pedophile,…
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@nflrums Big jump from coach to institute of higher learning.
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11 months
@PeterHotez @mehdirhasan @MehdiHasanShow Much better to go on State media and have your butt pampered with softballs. True sciencing. 👍
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@FloridadadD
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@JoeyMulinaro @ComfortablySmug A team of 5,000 security guards are trying to keep his brother out of that box tho.
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2 years
@JackPosobiec Impeachment, right? I’m told this is when you impeach.
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@FloridadadD
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1 year
@MMtTreasures Hey Dolly, I’m a random dude with a burner account. Can I use this?
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@FloridadadD
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2 years
@JohnFetterman Wait? How exactly were you able to get this picture while it’s still half unburnt? Jussie Fetterman😐
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@FloridadadD
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15 days
Every time I hear Biden speak, I can’t imagine Trump losing. Every time I hear Trump speak, I can’t imagine Biden losing.
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@FloridadadD
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6 months
Incredible.
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@barstoolsports Pop is such a blowhard.
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1 month
MAGA: “We need a fighter.” Normies: “This guy has won the most fights.” MAGA: “Who said anything about winning?”
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The Babylon Bee
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DeSantis Kicked Out Of Republican Party For Accomplishing Too Many Things
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@jaketapper @yashar @PamelaBrownCNN In private conversations Biden has called people the n-word. This is fun new territory for journalism but I’m here for it. 👍
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1 year
@WHCOS @POTUS The Uncle that wants to watch football and eat being hounded by the blue-haired grad student who’s entire identity is leftist politics.. aight
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2 months
@nypost Should’ve done it in a neck brace.
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@FloridadadD
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7 months
On a day when the world is teetering on disaster, Donald Trump is “Truthing” about his position on the Forbes 400 list and Ron DeSantis’ shoes. If you’re a Conservative influencer and are still propping this man up because he once said something nice to you or invited you to…
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4 months
Want to know how old Trump and Biden are..? .. Both Don Jr. and Hunter are older than DeSantis.
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1 year
@kekethoughts @rahsh33m You’re wrong and weird to accept this.
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@FloridadadD
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5 months
Our mistake. Please go on about calling DeSantis a gay, pedophile, murdering RINO married to a woman who faked cancer unabated. We apologize for the inconvenience our pushback has caused your righteous campaign of the most pure intentions. 🙏
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The Post Millennial
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Tucker Carlson calls out DeSantis' campaign: “The people who represent him online are the nastiest, the stupidest, and the most zero-sum people I’ve ever seen in my life.”
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1 year
Trump: “But DeSantis..” Newsom: “But DeSantis..” Vivek: “But DeSantis..” Haley: “But DeSantis..” Biden: “But SeDantis..” DeSantis: “Here’s what we did in Florida, here’s how it’ll help America.” Know the difference between your options. 🇺🇸🐊
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8 months
The billionaire wearing a suit and tie is in the luxury suite. The Iraq war-veteran is a man of the people.
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Ryan Saavedra
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While Trump sits behind glass box seats at the Iowa-Iowa State football game, Ron DeSantis and Kim Reynolds watch the game with @CarsonKing2 and fans
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1 year
I was trying to stay silent about Trump but what happened yesterday is un-ignorable and it has NOTHING to do with the sham indictment. For two years we were told election integrity mattered to MAGA and the country. In the State of Wisconsin they elect their Supreme Court justices…
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5 months
Trump actually accepted a BLM endorsement yesterday. You f***ing sheep.
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7 months
Every Con Inc. influencer, to a person, loved DeSantis until Trump told them not to. For absolutely no other reason.
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Benny Johnson
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Luke Bryan brought DeSantis on stage. Listen to that CROWD 🇺🇸🔥
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10 months
I’ll apologize to @michaeljknowles for the “Trumpian brain-rot” comment. Ad hominem attacks are not helpful in the discourse. I enjoy most of his content. The debate around DeSantis/Trump has reached absurd levels. 95% of DeSantis supporters once backed Trump and 95% of Trump…
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9 months
Never forget that there is a world where DeSantis and Trump could be fighting side by side but Trump chose the selfish route of “everything”. Trump knew the legal challenges ahead of him and how that would consume his time and resources for the next two years. If he didn’t,…
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9 months
I feel like it’s just going to be me posting some combination of this same shit for the next 9 months but aight: -DeSantis is our best chance at the WH. -Trump is fucked (half his own fault, half targeted). -Trump is broke. -You nominate Trump, he loses and goes to jail. -You…
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1 year
The Florida Legislative Session ends tomorrow. It will go down in the history books as one of the greatest conservative law making periods ever. Governor DeSantis, having emerged as the nation’s leader in common sense during Covid, now has solidified his record as the leader of…
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9 months
You really think that after 9 months of calling DeSantis names days before his election for governor, calling him a Soros-funded neocon, alleging he’s gay, saying his wife faked cancer that you’re now going to appeal to us to “rally around” Trump to save his broke ass?? Nah.
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2 years
@NikkiFried @JoeBiden Glad you had a front row seat for this👍
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9 months
@CoriBush Yes, he should still be alive. He shouldn’t have stolen from a convenience store then attack a cop.
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2 months
@JDVance1 Remember when you were actively against Trump? I do. What changed?
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1 year
Whether you loved yesterday or didn’t, today is exactly why Team Trump was begging DeSantis to stay out of the race. Just a full-on attack from sun-up to sun-down. DeSantis doesn’t do the fluffy stuff, he does policy, strategy and, above all else, he does winning. Today is about…
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3 months
Ron DeSantis isn’t running a shadow campaign, this is how he became the most successful governor in the country.. he works. He announces great things, multiple times a week and our state is thriving because of him. If this shames you for some reason, that’s your problem.
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1 year
@krassenstein We know.. that’s why these tragedies will never end because you’re focused on the tool and not the root cause.
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9 months
If Trump wins the nomination, they’ll beg us to unite. .. .. Fuck off. ❤️
@mtgreenee
Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸
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Everyone get your bingo cards ready for tomorrow night! #GOPDebate
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1 year
@krassenstein Epps is literally on tape inciting a riot multiple times. If ANYONE were to be locked away without bail, it should be him. Why did he get is a pass, Brian?
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7 months
So the Posobiec brothers are teaming up with Laura Loomer to heckle DeSantis (today’s came while DeSantis was praying and honoring law enforcement officers). Loomer is a vile, horrific, soulless creature that has claimed Casey DeSantis faked cancer, Ron is somehow responsible for…
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DeSantis became the most popular Governor in the country specifically for going against Trump and Fauci. After the Dave Rubin interview, it’s clear he knows that to win the Presidency he’ll have to do it by going straight through Trump again. Let’s. F***ing. Go.…
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11 months
John Fetterman is a Senator because Donald Trump liked Dr. Oz from the TV.
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Clay Travis
11 months
Guys, we just got John Fetterman introducing Joe Biden. It went exactly as you expected. If the Lincoln-Douglas debates represented the pinnacle of American democracy Biden-Fetterman represents the all time bottom.
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9 months
You want to know why DeSantis supporters are the way they are? Because not only do we have to fight off the obvious lack of journalism from the Left in regards to anything DeSantis does, we mostly have to fight off the lies and deception from the MAGA entrenched Right. Here’s a…
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Jason D. Meister 🇺🇸
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You will never see anything like this again in your lifetime. What a time to be alive. 🇺🇸
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@GabeGuidarini Pointing out a successful conservative governor “subverts the American right” how? I’ll donate $100 to that charity of your choice if you can give a cogent answer.
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“Casey faked cancer” has consequences. Maybe other people can move on from that. I’m not.
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@prchovanec The earth has been round for 4 billion years. mRNA vaccines have been around for a few months. Is it cool if we ask a few fucking questions?
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4 months
This is the easiest decision true conservatives have ever had. #DeSantis2024
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"Ron DeSantis has been unwavering in his support for law enforcement, which is why I am proud to endorse him today to be the next president of the United States," Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd There is not a more respected man in Florida than Grady Judd. He is a living legend…
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Wherein Tucker was rooting for your grandfather to be butchered to death upon invading mainland Japan.
@dbenner83
Dave Benner, Nemesis of Neocons
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🚨 Tucker Carlson on the atomic bombs "My 'side' has spent the last 80 years defending the dropping of nuclear bombs on civilians...like, are you joking? If you find yourself arguing that it's a good thing to drop nuclear weapons on people, then you are evil." -Tucker Carlson
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@benshapiro Mexico really needs to do more for Gaza.
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10 months
There is nothing wrong with the DeSantis campaign. In fact it’s doing laps around Trump and is light years ahead of the other contenders. Don’t let the pundits and the detractors lie to you. You see what’s happening. You see him in multiple states a day giving the same message…
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It’s striking the difference in what is expected from DeSantis vs Trump. The bar is set at “perfection” for DeSantis. He must at all times give the Einsteinian answer with the Reagan affect, and always smile politely when some idiot reporter asks him “why he isn’t taking…
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@krassenstein The color of your skin and not knowing what a penis means does not make you qualified for office.
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DeSantis’ weekend🇺🇸: -rescued 300 Americans from Israel -visited multiple Iowa Counties to get to 80/99 - gave the strongest reply of any presidential candidate that NO one from Gaza will be admitted to the US. - Q3 financial situation is stronger than any contender for…
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If Rand Paul endorses Trump I think that would be it for me and the GOP. Wouldn’t even know what this party is anymore.
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8 months
The things your candidate talks about DeSantis already did.
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I haven’t seen a single Trump supporter call out the vicious lies hurled at Ron and Casey DeSantis. Not a single person. Zero integrity.
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@KeithOlbermann @RonDeSantisFL Remember, kids. Being an adult just means you’re old. It doesn’t mean you’re intelligent.
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@RNCResearch I would personally fight a war against this.
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@BasedMikeLee It’s ridiculous that you and the Trumpers are trying to steal the primary process away from the voters. DeSantis would have your back but you turn yours on him. Pathetic.
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He’s mocking every last one of you that believed him the first time.
@DeSantisWarRoom
DeSantis War Room 🐊
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Trump says you’re a loser if you expected him to get Mexico to pay for “a piece of the wall.”
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If you’re a conservative influencer and you’re getting tired of your followers asking you/imploring you to get vocal about supporting DeSantis, there’s a reason.. and it’s probably because you’ve spent years/decades telling us how great it would be if we had a candidate like…
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This is simply an incredible speech. Absolutely Reagan-esque. #RD24
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David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense
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Damn. I’ve never seen DeSantis so fired up, brimming with energy.
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9 months
1. Switched from Trump to DeSantis. 2. Trump got indicted. 3. Got very emotional about indictments. 4. Switched back to Trump. 5. DeSantis supporters pointed out that reasons that DeSantis is better than Trump still remain. 6. Says DeSantis people are “attacking him” for…
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I’ll never regret standing against DeSantis 2024 people, most of whom tried getting Hillary a Clinton elected in 2016.
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@voxdotcom I remember when the federal government told us to eat seven servings of bread a day.
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@DudespostingWs Mount Rushmore Father moment tbh
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@Dylan4America Isn’t it kind of cool that you may be the reason that she’s held in contempt and Trump loses all his money?! Good work, Dylan😃👍
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@ClayTravis I’ll chip in $75 more. So that’s $1,000,075 total. #math 👍
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8 months
They’ve demanded we waste a decade’s worth of elections because Donald Trump once beat Hillary Clinton by negative 3 million votes. Not going to lie, somewhat losing my patience with this.
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Poso, Kirk, Owens, Turd, Benny, Pool, Bongino etc. all loved DeSantis and wanted him to be president until Trump said “I’m running for president and not only that, I’m running unopposed.” “You got it, boss!!” And here we are.
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@scrowder You’re calling the most conservative governor in America a RINO? Do you even know what that term means?
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@Timcast He said he expects it to be quickly overturned, like every other legal scholar. Stop emoting the exact way the Left wants you to. Have some damn self respect.
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Want to know how we could’ve best used Biden’s age and senility against him?… IF WE DIDN’T NOMINATE OUR OWN F***ING SENILE OCTOGENARIAN!!!
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Trump sends his thoughts and prayers on Truth Social this morning to those that could be effected by the devastation of Hurricane Idalia. Jk. Polls and indictments.
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DeSantis was the most popular conservative governor in America two years after Covid because of how he handled it. Three years after Covid, MAGA hates him for his Covid response. .. Ask yourselves “why”?
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The best case for DeSantis, other than extreme competence and actually having lived his entire life as a constitutional conservative, is that they’ve got Trump. Unfairly or not, they’ve got him. They will wait until the most damaging moment possible to drop the final hammer but…
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He empowered her to say Casey DeSantis faked cancer and Ron murdered his sister. I will never vote for these evil losers.
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Trump was always going to lose but hiring Alina Habba probably cost him another $50-60M. She literally didn’t even know how to introduce evidence.
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9 months
That’s it for any excitement around Trump. He won’t debate, he’ll barely campaign. He’ll be in and out of courtrooms for the next two years. Whatever campaign money he receives will all go to legal costs. Whomever the Dems nominate will essentially be running unopposed if we…
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I can’t say this strongly enough to the disingenuous calls for DeSantis to drop out: If he’s not a threat then.. WHY DO YOU CARE IF HE DROPS OUT OR NOT?!?!?
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4 months
Trump is confused by magnets and Biden got lost on a 12 foot trip from Marine One to the car. What. The. F***. Are. We. Doing.
@RNCResearch
RNC Research
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After two weeks of vacation and a 32-minute speech, Biden is back in Delaware for a weekend respite. He was VERY confused upon landing.
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The hurricane is in Georgia now. Thanks for the heads up, chief. 😐
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4 months
MAGA: we stopped making horrific lies about DeSantis for 12 hours, why aren’t you united with us??
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9 months
Your contention is that one of the most hated politicians in the history of American politics, that has spent the last 8 months spreading vicious lies about one of the most popular conservatives in a generation, is now somehow going to sail easily into the White House after…
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8 months
Telling younger, more energetic candidates to “wait their turn” is why we end up with this.
@ProudElephantUS
Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅
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🚨 BREAKING: Mitch McConnell appears to have ANOTHER major medical emergency freezing for almost 30 seconds while speaking to reporters. Mitch McConnell is clearly too old to serve in an effective fashion. McConnell should do the right thing and resign.
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10 months
Baller. 🇺🇸
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9 months
If you hated it with Biden, you can’t pretend to love it with Trump.
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1 year
MAGA, here’s the deal with Trump. This is isn’t about you falling back in love again with the creepy octogenarian that took your political virginity. TRUMP IS UNELECTABLE IN THE GENERAL. That is the only thing that matters here. So when you’re comparing Trump and DeSantis, it’s…
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2 months
Nope. I’m done. Do not vote for Donald Trump. He’s a piece of shit and those of you that support this are just as bad. I pray you lose and I pray it’s painful. ✌️
@Acyn
Acyn
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Trump continues to attack DeSantis: So I hit him hard. I hit him low. I hit him, just like we did to ISIS. We hit him hard. We hit him low. We hit him high. By the time he announced, nobody knew what happened, they said he was a shell of a man
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You have to ask yourselves why Tim and Tucker hated Trump at the end of his presidency but love him now.
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Tim Pool
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Trump didn't pardon Assange He went out like a fucking coward
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The realignment from a Trump-centered GOP to a DeSantis-centered GOP will be painful for some but is absolutely happening. You know why.. because MAGA keeps telling us it’s happening. They pull DeSantis into every conversation (even when unnecessary), all while DeSantis keeps his…
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He just simply does the things others talk about.
@GovRonDeSantis
Ron DeSantis
2 months
Governor DeSantis Signs Legislation to Authorize the Release of Jeffrey Epstein Grand Jury Documents
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We lose so much strategic advantage running Trump against Biden as opposed to DeSantis, it’s maddening. Things we can’t leverage if it’s Trump: -age -health - National debt -Covid response -Covid shots -Fauci -lame duck -apparently Life -lack of border wall -corrupt children…
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Trump’s playing golf with Saudis while DeSantis is meeting Iowans.
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MAGA: Trump is as popular as ever!! Me: I’m a two-time Trump voter and I want someone else. MAGA: whatever establishment cuck, what proof do you have that he’s not as popular as ever?!? Me: Me.
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Shapiro only debates college students because they’re the only ones with enough courage to debate him. @TuckerCarlson and @RealCandaceO duck him because they’re cowards.
@LegendaryEnergy
An0maly
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Andrew Schulz realizes Ben Shapiro is only good at debating college liberals & can’t win debates against serious competition 😂
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