Faux Andrew Luck
@FauxAndyLuck
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Professional tweeter who played football in my spare time. Now a free agent in life, taking photos on my flip phone. Spider 2 Y Banana fanboy.
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Joined December 2012
I don’t regret the Sauce trade but imagine if Ballard used those 2 firsts instead to close on Matt Stafford who was looking at houses in Indy back in 2021.
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BREAKING: Patriots star Stefon Diggs facing strangulation, assault charges
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Some former high school QB who got busted for burglary gonna be throwing prison balls to Henry Ruggs, Tyreek Hill and Stefon Diggs, what a life
BREAKING: Patriots star Stefon Diggs facing strangulation, assault charges
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I'm genuinely happy Loveland has found his footing in the league I think he will be a very good TE.... But for Bears fans having to have to wait until Warren played with a QB that had a broken fibula and the corpse of Philip Rivers to start chirping is hilarious
Past 6 games: Tyler Warren: 21 REC • 177 YDS • 1 TD Age: 23 Colston Loveland: 24 REC • 293 YDS • 3 TDs Age: 21
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I’d personally ride with Rivers, but I get the Colts wanting to see if Leonard could be a viable backup option for 2026. I imagine (or at least hope) they give Rivers one final snap at some point to hang his NFL hat up on
The Colts are expected to start rookie Riley Leonard on Sunday against the Texans, sources told @HolderStephen and me. After three games with Philip Rivers and the Colts falling out of the playoffs, Indy will get a look at the rookie.
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That “The Indianapolis Colts and GM Chris Ballard have mutually agreed to part ways after 9 seasons” notification is about to feed families.
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Colts fans when they wake up to THAT announcement on January 5, 2026
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“Not a chance”? Are you new here
@Schultz975 Not a chance Ballard survives after missing the playoffs five years in a row.
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First 0-17 team in NFL history by proxy.
Since the #Colts bye week, there have been 16 games involving IND/JAX/HOU/LAC that could significantly increase the Colts’ playoff chances with the right result: Each and every result has gone the wrong way for the Colts. Every. Single. One. 0-16.
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Not that it matters cuz we don’t have a first round pick, but the Colts winning the final 2 games with nothing to play for would be the most Colts thing ever
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May as well get this outta the way before the Chargers-Texans game ends See you in ‘26 🫡 Hopefully Ballard-less
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To watch NFL Week 17 you just need: Netflix Prime Video NFL Network Peacock/NBC FOX CBS ESPN
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Chris Ballard: 9 years, 70-76-1, 0 AFC South titles, 1 playoff win. Every other AFCS team has won the division at least twice since Ballard took over. He’s botched the QB position over and over and over again. Most overrated GM of all time. Incredible he still has that job.
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Scriptwriters working overtime
If the Colts win out, Chargers win out, Texans lose out, and Jaguars lose 1 game: Chargers vs Colts. Justin Herbert vs Philip Rivers. Wildcard game at Sofi.
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Philip Rivers coming straight outta retirement after 5 years and being this productive immediately only tells me one thing… there’s only like 10 elite QBs in the whole NFL right now and QB development in the NFL flat out stinks
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