UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
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I am in a glass case of emotion. For Uche.
Bottom of a sixtol
Joined April 2010
- Inconsistent fields, goalposts and sidelines for each franchise - Next to no attendance at many games - Livestreams are spotty, at best. Don't have good internet connections at the stadiums, rely on mobile hotspots - Philadelphia Soul undergo complete chaos (booted out of Super
BREAKING: The Iowa Rampage of the Arena Football League has announced that the team will be discontinued. #AFL
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So here are the excuses I've seen for Shedeur's terrible debut so far on this platform: - He didn't get first-team reps in practice - He never got to do anything with the players on the field - He was forced into the game suddenly and without warning - The Browns have no talent
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There is glazing the donut, and then there is lathering it on to the point of it becoming concrete holy shit what a tweet.
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One-upped the GOAT Kim McQuilken. Legendary. Retire the jersey now, Browns.
BREAKING: Cleveland #Browns rookie quarterback Shedeur Sanders has the LOWEST PASSER RATING IN #NFL history. Kim McQuilken's career passer rating: 17.9 Sanders' passer rating: 13.5 Sanders had a historic start today in his first career game in the league.
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Yes, the Lions were getting stuffed like a damn turkey all game. Detroit still had a chance due to momentum and the fact that nothing this year has been predictable at all. Anything is possible.
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Part of me legitimately feels like they're not calling false starts on Tush Pushes just to get the play banned.
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This being a penalty is justified. Little Jimmy tried this maneuver on a flag pole and now he's impotent for life. https://t.co/kUpXzc0eZP
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Him not getting first team reps isn't the main reason why he was insanely shit against Baltimore. People are acting like nobody knows how to football, yet Shedeur was probably getting significant reps in practice to get his timing down.
Kevin Stefanski confirmed that the second half of today’s game was Shedeur Sanders’ first snaps with the starting offense since he was drafted by the Browns.
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The bullshit is no longer real. How terrible.
#Chiefs in one-score games: 2024: 11-0 2025: 0-5
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Lmao Denver wins. Hopium at alarming levels. Duck and cover!
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I can't believe Baltimore would set him up to fail like this...
Final stats from Shedeur Sanders’ first regular season game: - 4/16 - 47 passing yards - 0 TDs - 1 interception
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This is one of the most amazingly Famous Jameis statlines I have ever seen.
Jacoby Brissett completed an NFL record 47 passes today… bro tried his best 😭
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The Rams have their statement win... I don't know how, but they won it lmao.
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I need to apologize to Dillon Gabriel. I thought he was terrible? Good god.
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