UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
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I am in a glass case of emotion. For Uche.
Bottom of a sixtol
Joined April 2010
- Inconsistent fields, goalposts and sidelines for each franchise - Next to no attendance at many games - Livestreams are spotty, at best. Don't have good internet connections at the stadiums, rely on mobile hotspots - Philadelphia Soul undergo complete chaos (booted out of Super
BREAKING: The Iowa Rampage of the Arena Football League has announced that the team will be discontinued. #AFL
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This is a friendly reminder that the Pelicans don't own their first round pick this year. It's property of the Atlanta Hawks. Unprotected. It was traded to move up ten spots for Derik Queen.
Zion is OUT at least 7-10 days with a left hamstring strain, per @ShamsCharania Pelicans are 0-6 and now down their star player
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Did Jarry get placed on IR for being shit or something lmao.
Goaltender Sergei Murashov, forward Danton Heinen and defenseman Ryan Graves have been recalled from @WBSPenguins. Defenseman Owen Pickering has been re-assigned to WBS. Forwards Noel Acciari and Justin Brazeau as well as goaltender Tristan Jarry have been placed on Injured
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May this finally end the biggest nothingburger of a failed window that we've seen in the NFL for a good bit. Fallout 1 Boy will be packing his bags in the offseason.
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Don't tell Jerry Jones about this. He'll find a way to clone himself.
Tom Brady revealed that his current dog Junie is a clone of his late dog Lua, who died in December 2023, per @baileykrich 𤯠The dogs were cloned by Colossal Biosciences, a biotech company that Brady is an investor in, using blood collected prior to Lua's death
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BREAKING: #Jets RB Breece Hall wants to be traded, Iâm told. A little over one hour until the deadline, but Breece âwants to be out.â
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A third for Breece? Seriously, someone jump on that shit now.
Jets reported asking prices with an hour left: 3rd-round pick for Breece Hall 2nd-round pick for Jermaine Johnson
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The same top-five defense that didn't give a shit about playing defense for long stretches of time over the past calendar year?
Reaction from a league source to the Jetsâ two deadline day trades: âThey took a top-five defense and tore it apart.â
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So many draft picks, so many star players that will shine on other teams!
#Jets future draft picks include: - 2026 1st - 2026 1st (via Colts) - 2026 2nd - 2026 2nd (via Cowboys) - 2027 1st - 2027 1st (via Colts) - 2027 1st (via Cowboys)
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Please let it be Breece Hall to the Patriots for the lulz.
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They traded their OWN first? Jesus...
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The New York Jets: Home of the perpetual five-year plan and nuclear test site for eventual blowing up of the roster.
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The Jets are nuking it from orbit... and the Cowboys get more help in stopping the run (or at least it fucking better).
Blockbuster: The #Cowboys are trading for #Jets Pro Bowl DT Quinnen Williams, sending a first-round pick and more to NYJ, per The Insiders. A new home for one of the NFLâs best to team that values interior DLs, as NYJ builds for the future.
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Wait, the Colts traded Adonai Mitchell too? Lol what a fall from grace.
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Two first round picks for a name that hasn't done much of anything the last two years and is frequently penalized. It's an upgrade but... erm...
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This is an interesting destination...
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ONE mistake, Geno? One?! Brother, every game for the Bengal defense is sixty consecutive minutes of fuckups. Honestly, might be over sixty with how awful they are.
"We gotta be perfect. That's the life we live right now. We make one mistake & the whole world's going to blow it up. No one's going to give a F***" - Geno Stone He was asked about their tackling issuesđ Full Video: https://t.co/bmL1fShe5B Listen: https://t.co/5iu4HdDtms
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Today is a good day.
JUST IN - Dick Cheney, the 46th vice president of U.S. has died aged 84.
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DallAss was just tok strong to overcome.
The 4th Quarter Cardinals! Here they come!
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