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Facts about turtles, for turtles, by turtles

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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
3 years
If you scroll through this Twitter feed, you'll see that it's turtles all the way down.
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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
1 year
Now that you are turtles, you're finally ready for us to share our knowledge with you.
@hankgreen
Hank Green
1 year
People are like "Why are you turtles?" .WHY AM I TURTLES!??!! WHY AM I TURRTLES>!!>!!?!.
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
2 years
Turtles may not be inside their shells, but they are inside our hearts.
@AdaMcVean
Ada McVean
5 years
Daily reminder that turtles are not “inside” their shells. They *are* their shells.
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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
2 years
Trick question. This is clearly a yellow-headed turtle.
@Thinkwert
Thinkwert
2 years
Name this dinosaur.
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@FactsForTurtles
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3 years
Turtles have evolved to ignore the deep pressure put on them to explore the ocean floor, and are instead happy to bottom out at around 4,000 feet.
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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
3 years
Did you know if you hold a turtle up to your ear, you can hear what it's like to have an ancient noble creature think you're an absolute moron?.
@NatlParkService
National Park Service
3 years
Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?
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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
3 years
RT @MagicRealismBot: There is a video game developer in California that employs Galapagos tortoises.
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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
3 years
The Testudo formation — a famous Roman tactic — is not actually named after the tortoise, as is often believed . In fact, it gets its name because it's a "test u do" to see if your shields are sufficiently arrow-proof.
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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
3 years
Do not post the real-time location of turtles on twitter. This is doxxing and may be used by their predators to hunt them down. We urge Twitter to make this practice a violation of their Terms of Service.
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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
3 years
.@MagicRealismBot I think Fox Business is trying to muscle in on your schtick.
@FoxBusiness
FOX Business
3 years
Elon Musk reveals he sleeps next to two guns and a painting of George Washington.
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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
3 years
RT @OFalafel: Once upon a time I was falling in love .But now I'm only falling apart .There's nothing I can do.
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Turtle Facts
3 years
Also, add turtles to the list of animals that you shouldn't lick. They don't like it.
@nytimes
The New York Times
3 years
Tempting as it may be, please don’t lick the Sonoran desert toad.
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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
3 years
This is the ideal museum experience.
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RT @wonderofscience: Tortoise shells have nerve endings and are sensitive to the slightest touch. This tortoise at Badger Run Wildlife Reha….
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3 years
Turtles are gluten-free.
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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
3 years
A turtle's favourite cuisine is turtlellini.
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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
3 years
RT @freshhel: Its crazy that turtles always have the shell on. imagine its the summertime. ur a little drunk u just came home from a turt….
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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
3 years
Hey! Don't mock turtle soup!.
@scottfish75
Scotty
3 years
Sounds lovely, but i'll just go for the cream of mushroom thanks.
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@FactsForTurtles
Turtle Facts
3 years
Animals often name themselves after the other animal they admire the most. This is how we get the turtle dove, tiger shark, elephant shrew and rhinoceros beetle. Scientists agree that of these animals, the turtle dove is the one who chose correctly.
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