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Jack David

@FFS_WhatNow

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Sweary. Gay. No affiliation to the Alphabet Mafia. Co Host of The Dumb Ages Podcast.

UK
Joined October 2021
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Jack David
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These are the same useless twats that want to force digital ID on everyone. They can't even be trusted to send an email.
@joerichlaw
Joe Rich
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BREAKING - Downing Street accidentally leaked internal Huntingdon train stabbing emails - setting out lines to be taken by Ministers, operation details, email addresses and personal data - to National journalist (via @TheNational@LauraEWebsterr)
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Jack David
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Sexual offenders deserve the death penalty, not beauty treatments.
@ReduxxMag
REDUXX
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🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨 The Bureau of Prisons has been ordered to provide a transgender pedophile with laser hair removal to alleviate his "gender dysphoria." Brian "Nani Love" Buckingham is currently serving a 21-year sentence for sexually abusing his own son. https://t.co/wCvGm1OwLd
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Jack David
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FYI 👇👇👇 So you know where to find him AGAIN 😂
@TheArtistJJMkII
TheArtistJJ
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@FFS_WhatNow Got nuked again 😃
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Jack David
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I was visiting in a Manchester bakery last night & I saw Greggs staff, of all colours & genders, stop what they were doing and running with a sausage roll to cure the hunger of a stranger. They do it all the time without fanfare or recognition. But we should be so grateful for
@nazirafzal
nazir afzal
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I was visiting in a Manchester hospital tonight & I saw hospital staff, of all colours & genders, stop what they were doing and running to save the life of a stranger They do it all the time without fanfare or recognition But we should be so grateful for what they do
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Jack David
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I'd like to introduce you to something called the weather.
@benjaminbutter
Benjamin Butterworth
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Not one person has got into the UK by small boat for 11 days. Zero Channel crossings.
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Jack David
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Women shouldn't have to deal with this.
@listen2tish
Tish Hyman
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Today he saw me walk into the women’s room followed me in and called me a bitch. I ran out into the locker room crying and screaming. This is why we can’t be quiet because people need to know what’s happening. Thank you to the men who helped me today.
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@AlinejadMasih
Masih Alinejad 🏳️
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They call It Islamophobia we call it…👇 In Iran I was told if I don’t wear hijab, I get kicked out from school, I get jailed, lashes, beaten up & kicked out from my country. In the West I’m told, sharing these stories will cause Islamophobia. #LetUsTalk
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Jack David
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🚨 Men banned from women's cricket.
@GoodLawProject
Good Law Project
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The England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) have decided to impose a blanket ban on trans women playing in women’s cricket Even on clubs and leagues that want to be inclusive. We’re taking legal action to fight back 👇🏏 https://t.co/PdxUHkefqh
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Jack David
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Do fuck off, you dusty old nonce.
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Jack David
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Important advice from @intel_lady. Definitely worth a reshare. You never know when muscle pain can strike. Even on a train.
@intel_lady
Intel Lady
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Girls: Have one of these in your bag wherever you go. You never know when you'll be struck with period pains etc. Be careful not to get any in your eyes though, it's almost like being pepper sprayed- which you MUSTN'T carry because that's illegal in the UK.
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@TamsinLisa
Tamsin Lisa
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@FFS_WhatNow We were going the other way, London to Leeds. Sameish route, exactly the same time. It’s terrorism, probs domestic, but now I’m scared. It worked
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Jack David
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When you are running for you life to the end of a train to escape two men stabbing innocent people, you are terrorised, and the perpetrators are terrorists.
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Jack David
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We're told this is impossible.
@itscarterhughes
Carter Hughes
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🚨HOLY COW: This Pakistani imam had been living in Italy for 29 years. ONE DAY after he gave a sermon declaring, “Every Muslim must fight the infidels or face catastrophic consequences,” PM Giorgia Meloni REVOKED his residence and DEPORTED HIM! Do you support this?
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Jack David
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The problem is, Norman, you're far more likely to see 6 police officers attending the scene of a social media post than a machete fight in the middle of the street. Why would anyone in this country have any faith in the police?
@GBNEWS
GB News
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'As dreadful as life is, we must pick ourselves up.' Former Police Officer Norman Brennan says we 'mustn't give in' and live a sheltered life out of fear of terrorism. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604 🔓 Become a GB News Member: https://t.co/mNsRsGC8ef
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Jack David
2 days
Coming up on tonight's Never Fucking Happened...
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Jack David
2 days
You think men in frocks will die if they can't take their euphoria boner into the ladies'. Put your tiny hand over your mouth, kindly shut the fuck up, and sit this one out, you gimp.
@Ross_Greer
Ross Greer
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Must be a nightmare leaving the safe space of your house each day when you're this much of a snowflake
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Jack David
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🚨 Man pretending to be a woman pretends to be a journalist.
@WWWheesht
Women Won’t Wheesht
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We wish we were able to scan the QR code on Sophie Molly's pretend press pass... God love him. A full day of humiliation.
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Jack David
2 days
It was too accurate.
@rickygervais
Ricky Gervais
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They said no.
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Jack David
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I'm fucking terrified about the country my niece and nephews are going to be growing up in if we don't get a grip now.
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Jack David
2 days
We shouldn't have to live like this.
@Oliver_foster_
Olly Foster
3 days
I was on the Huntingdon train. I only know of one attacker, he got on the train from Peterborough. He was black mid 20’s. We ran from the back of the train to the end as everyone was screaming to run, explaining there was somebody stabbing everyone and everything. 1/
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