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@EventHorizon05

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Unintentionally NSFW acct. CEO of a "Narrative Consulting" agency "Darkness Inc". @aimbotprivate is mine.❤️

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@EventHorizon05
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3 months
For the record, I am not a popular guy but my timeline is VERY crowded so I officially give you all permission to tag me in whatever inane, dumb little stupid thing you please if you want me to see it. I will test that out for a bit. lol
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@wicked_ninja123 Never underestimate what a poor man would do for 100 dollars.
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@RoonKolos Wow... Marilyn Monroe really was the fucking prototype, huh?
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On the one hand, I agree with Shoe on this one. Especially because Alex Jones is far from the only, let alone FIRST, person to ever use the deaths of children for personal interest. But on the other hand, at least Musk is open and honest about his biases...
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elon musk confirms he won’t reinstate alex jones however you feel about alex jones aside am i wrong here like not that there was much doubt before but elon just completely showed his ass
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@pharaoh29082386 I will try to say one positive thing about this woman: She at least APPEARS genuinely remorseful. If she is, hopefully she comes to realize sooner rather than later that to MOST people, sex is not just "a fun game you play with friends whenever it strikes your fancy".
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@EventHorizon05
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@frozenaesthetic Why the hell did they confiscate it in the first place!?
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@RoonKolos How does the saying go... "Yes."
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@KingIcespike Not sure what she was expecting. He said "SOME" experience, not "has a Ph.D in whoring".
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@shoe0nhead @SaigonTimeMD Like when Jordan Peterson sees someone complaining that there should be less people on the planet and he replies "Well you're welcome to leave anytime you wish.". He is just giving valid and helpful advice DIRECTLY related to the issue presented.
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@MOMCastTrevor @dylanlhoyle @CensoredMen It is far simpler than that. He has been conditioned to see the Russians not only as threats to his home, but as completely inhuman monsters, against whom any vile act is justified. He was convinced it was not wrong because he was doing it to a "villain" or "monster".
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@MorbiusDevo Politics vs straight up propaganda.
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If she is not willing to do dramatic poses with me, I do not want her.👓
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@HuntForHeMan @mask_bastard Proof that school does not teach you to think, it teaches you to produce the demanded results.
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@dyingscribe You could probably just make up some shit and they would drive off because the quiz is really a thinly veiled request for recommendations. "Uh... The Secret Life of Spuds McKenzie, Give That Dog a Bone, aaand uh... The Hound of Bangs-her-ville."
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@Spoiled3lf I like Greg's energy.
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@Spoiled3lf Like, sure. Right to say whatever the fuck you want for comedy's sake. Nothing-off-limits etc etc. But there is a thing called "tact" and nobody was making twin tower jokes even a MONTH after 9/11 without backlash...
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@EventHorizon05
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@GigaCuck420 @Bolverk15 Yeah, sadly I am noticing more and more official videos and clips of things are having the comments section just removed, even if I had been there before when the comments were open...
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If you cannot acknowledge the capacity of women to perform acts of vicious cruelty and evil on par with men then you do not acknowledge them as human beings, and this is something you ought to reflect deeply upon.
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@RsngShock @Le_Kenzie0w0 "there are instances in the game where characters are fetishized and/or have sexualization IMPOSED upon them" Oh my god they are really going with the "fictional characters have rights too" angle...
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@dyingscribe You've had some poor bait but this is just a hook bro come on.
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This just made me think. If you define a male as "A human being possessing sperm", then a female who has recently been ejaculated-into is technically a man. ... and this is why men have refractory periods. Once they have nutted in her she is technically a man and that is GAY.
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What are kids, if not sperm persevering?
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@SYACVG That sounds incredibly lame...
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King Candy was a really cool fucking villain yeah, but I cannot help but feel like the writers created an unintentional after-movie plothole with him. Specifically: Will the children not think the game is broken now that King Candy is missing?
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I'll never forget the "Oh snap" I felt when I first saw this over ten years ago.
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@dyingscribe Oooohoho they have no idea what they are asking for...
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I do not believe this but I like it anyway because it is Godzilla and I like Godzilla.
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@imdrinkingcum @LivingScribe I was going to say. What is this "back" nonsense?
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I just want to know if the grenade is empty or not. If I pull that pin will his face explode?
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> one confirmed brazilian character in the game > is a clown with a grenade stuck in his face
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@RaijinEditZ @SGCspeaks @808sNshakeNbake @R14S5 Mans almost got killed by FUCKING KRILLIN but Goku said "please".
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@ComicLoverMari @wicked_ninja123 Community notes was the best thing twitter ever added.
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@CountDankulaTV All this time they kept telling us Twitter was "just a platform" and we should not worry about it affecting the course of society, that we were being whackjobs if we thought so. How quickly they forgot...
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@dyingscribe @RealDwarfHours The bigness of that "if" cannot be understated.
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@EventHorizon05
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@dyingscribe ... He appears to be making a list of people who have wished him happy birthday and judging them based on various factors such as when their message was recieved, how passionate it appeared to be, etc...
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@cinnabus He said PLEASE, Cinna. What is wrong with you? >:C
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@Earth_Updates Bug Report: After 3 sneezes additional sneezes have a chance to separate the camera from the player. Please fix asap.
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@FuckKoroks One of many reasons potatoes are the ubermensch of vegetables.
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@KingIcespike Hey, man. Game is game.
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Women really do fuckin' be like that smh... *pfp is focus shot on giant titties almost popping out of shirt.* "Yo what cup-size you at, girl?" "the fuck is wrong with you" *BLOCK*
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@CthuhluRisen "If you think a gun can save you from someone like myself, you're very mistaken." Guy thinks he's Bruce Lee or some shit.
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Poe gets accused of being a culture war commentator ONE (1) time and he has to make an entire ass thread about his actual brand so people remember this time.
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Ok. I don't know who needs to hear this, but buckle up. Here's the deal. A thread 🧵
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@RoonKolos ENIAK cannot be controlled, alted, OR deleted.
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@0wlAfter Batman's Hammers of Justice know no biases or prejudices. They only know to strike at foes who are violent thugs with violent intentions before they can do worse to arguably more innocent civilians. And if he can traumatize them in the process so they never do it again, good.
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@EventHorizon05
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So, you want to know my problem with how Adventure Time ended? There you have it. A show about Finn and Jake decided that it did not have to be a show about Finn and Jake anymore, and instead became a platform for LGBT positivity and representation.
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@dyingscribe I prefer to call it the Tumblr She-Ra filter because at least the Voltron show was fucking great.
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@SophiaNarwitz I cannot help noticing that the uncomfortably protruding nipples were edited out of both shots. This makes the outrage seem much more uncalled for than it actually was.
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Dear, Lady You'll forgive us if we hesitate to respond. In recent years more people just like you have "discovered" our hobby and all of it's glorious benefits and treasures and it has been an astounding disaster for the industry we love.
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Woman discovers games other than Stardew Valley and the Sims
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@EventHorizon05
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@dyingscribe Literally in the same thread "he only confessed the first time because he was desperate and had no other options obviously" "it's actually weird that he doesn't have a gf yet" WOMEN...
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@EventHorizon05
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2 years
Never be gentle with this reminder.
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Gentle reminder that they should MAKE TWITTER 18+ MAKE TWITTER 18+ MAKE TWITTER 18+ MAKE TWITTER 18+ MAKE TWITTER 18+ MAKE TWITTER 18+ MAKE TWITTER 18+ MAKE TWITTER 18+ MAKE TWITTER 18+ MAKE TWITTER 18+ MAKE TWITTER 18+ MAKE TWITTER 18+ MAKE TWITTER 18+ MAKE TWITTER 18+
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@LivingScribe I dunno what's up with her lawyer's face he looks like he's laughing but not in a happy way more of a "everything is going to shit" kind of way...
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@dyingscribe They are WOMEN, Poe, so media outlets are required by law to use nicer terms.
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@FuckKoroks "14". "Simple". A woman wrote this article. "Zoe Forsey" - YEP.
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So, gamedevs, if you find that your game is fucktardedly difficult on Normal, that does not mean you need to relabel it as "Hard" and add an easier "Normal" setting. Whatever is the intended experience. That is your "Normal". Base everything else off of that.
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I'm gonna retweet this because I saw someone fairly prominent that I follow help make fun of it for honestly no reason. Far as I can tell this artist is just doin' their thing and not being obnoxious about it. Let us give them a few likes and retweets, yes?
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Ray ✦ AX D53 ✦ Dokomi 3B14
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Bros doing each other's make-up 🌈✨
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@tejanoweeb @SocialNomadRach Yeah I can see why you like this one. It'd be an interesting premise for a movie, too.
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@dyingscribe Poe has been Dadpilled.
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@CreamLunar GEE I WONDER WHO...
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@ZackTaylorFA It is funny the sides they chose for the "goodguys" and "badguys" here...
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@FourtyFingers @KathAntonio7 Eren over here trying to have a serious, mature genocide when along comes this happy rubber lad with his Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy sound effects...
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Imagine if the siren wasn't actually malicious and was just some girl sittin' on a craggy shoreline tryin'a jam by herself and all of a sudden a ship comes charging at the rocks full-sail and she just sits there horrified as the sailors crash their ship and die...
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The Siren, by English painter John William Waterhouse (1900). In private collection.
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With how stupid lots of adults are these days I can feel where this is coming from. But I think raising the age of consent is a defeatist and honestly kind of stupid answer to the problem. Instead, humans should really crack down and commit to making their children smarter.
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The "bully apologists" have a point, in a sense. We were not bullied for simply liking these things. We were bullied for being awkward geeks who like these things. And the mainstream-ification of anime and games has done NOTHING to change that.
@PolyDepression
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What liking anime or video games looked like years ago
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@LivingScribe I've said before, but the "I'm saving the universe" angle is just so stupid. All the rest of the universe has to do is fuck for a couple years and the population goes back to where it was before the snap. It's a band-aid solution at best, and not even a very good one.
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@dyingscribe The funny thing is that women enjoy a double standard that more than likely we set for them. Men were expected to pay for things not because women were "worth it", but probably because the women were not expected to have money or jobs or allowed to possess things in general.
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@C_Sharp_XXX3 @wicked_ninja123 I am going to buy as many bags of frozen Calamari rings as I can possibly get so I have a good supply for deep-fried Calamari rings which I have become addicted to lately.
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@LivingScribe "Move!" She could've grabbed her and yanked her out of the way. She wanted that girl to get hit and just said "move" to cover her ass in court.
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@marciren @LivingScribe How many women you think are going to reject you without doing you "mad dirty"? You are underestimating it, for certain. lol
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@BorderReloaded @LivingScribe That's not the slope that's the ditch at the bottom.
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A little while ago I asserted that Adventure Time was "ruined" in the later seasons and especially the finale under a post of someone I follow and one of their, I assume, SJW followers challenged me to back up my claims...
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Believe whatever you wish about Abortion and Abortion Rights, but the thing I am taking away from all this Roe v Wade controversy is just how ironically entitled to sex women these days believe they are. After all the screeching they do about "entitled men"...
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Further evidence that SJW's are quick on the draw to revoke your LGBT or POC card the moment you speak out against the narrative. LatinX's who hate being called LatinX's are now referred to simply as "reactionaries".
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every nonbinary latin american that i’ve met doesn’t have a problem with “latinx” everyone saying “latinx is a slur” is either a white boy from the suburbs or a reactionary that’s addicted to outrage
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"Peaceful Protest" is just one of those things that does not mean anything anymore.
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Six people were arrested after a peaceful protest over a proposed police training ground turned violent in Atlanta, police said.
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