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Evan Handler

@EvanHandler

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Actor, Author, Inspirational Pessimist I block nonsense quickly. Bluecheck-less since 2023. @baggageehandler Instagram

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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@EvanHandler
Evan Handler
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yes.
@ColdEmpanadas
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my favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking grok "is this true" and then arguing with it when it doesn't give him the answer he likes.
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@EvanHandler
Evan Handler
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Watch this. But, don't worry. You won't have to endure this kind of beauty for much longer. Once the national parks are fully defunded, and sold off for logging/mineral rights (as is happening right now), you'll be spared any further miracles.
@anylaurie16
Laurie Kilmartin
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wow, this was lovely:.
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@EvanHandler
Evan Handler
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My hero. .
@JoshEakle
Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽
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"How much does it cost for fascism?. "How much do the taxpayers have to pay for a fascist country?". Republican Rep Flood was EVISCERATED at his town hall today in Nebraska. Every. Damn. Word.
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@EvanHandler
Evan Handler
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I think she knew exactly who needed to hear it. What do you think?.
@hawk_lovr
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you're at the grocery store or restaurant.
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@EvanHandler
Evan Handler
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RT @niccruzpatane: This is the greatest argument I’ve heard for why electric vehicles are better than gasoline-powered cars. .
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Evan Handler
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I went to drama school with Val Kilmer (he was one year ahead, I confess). I met him several times over the years afterward. We did chat. I wish I'd ever seen/heard this kind of cutting wit from him in person.
@JFrankensteiner
John Frankensteiner
4 months
The Best of Val Kilmer talking shit about David Mamet during the Spartan DVD commentary
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@EvanHandler
Evan Handler
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"many people aren't aware of how much they import". Many Americans aren't aware that they breathe air and drink water, and that both would be even more poisoned than they are if it weren't for otherwise useless Democratic officials and their policies/regulations.
@dieworkwear
derek guy
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On April 30th, Josh Smith of Montana Knife Company said you won't have to worry about tariffs if you buy American. Last week, he realized his costs are going up bc he imports equipment and steel. And so do his suppliers. IMO many people aren't aware of how much they import.
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Evan Handler
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He calls them "cowards.".They are. But also collaborators. Co-conspirators in a fascistic, anti-constitutional, techo/theocratic, authoritarian takeover. So, while he might be courageous in calling them out, he's also cowardly for mincing words delicately.
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When Trump fired the top labor statistics official, the aides responsible for running our economy went along for the ride.
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Evan Handler
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And So It Goes
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Evan Handler
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Kaboom.
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Evan Handler
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I'd say it's important that everyone watch and listen to this, and remember that the person many chose to elect president was deeply connected to these people. and perhaps to these kinds of actions.
@MarcoFoster_
Marco Foster
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Epstein survivor Sarah Ransome on Ghislaine Maxwell: “It makes me sick that she is claiming to be a victim. This is the same woman that grabbed my arm and forced me into a room to be raped by Jeffrey. She had this evil smirk on her face. And she enjoyed it.”
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@EvanHandler
Evan Handler
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Every single penny of this is paid for by consumers. Enjoy.
@WhiteHouse
The White House
7 days
WELCOME TO THE GOLDEN AGE ✨. Thanks to the leadership of @POTUS, the U.S. has generated over $150B in tariff revenues within the past 6 months. 💸
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Evan Handler
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RT @mattmfm: News outlets keep calling this a 15% tariff ‘deal’ with Europe. But before Trump, the rate was 0%. That’s not a deal, it’s a m….
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Evan Handler
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Personally, I don't mind that he watches pornography at all. But, since he tried to illegally impose his religious performance on others, I'm thrilled he'll be getting some of what he deserves as a result of it.
@BagdMilkSoWhat
M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦
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The guy who’s hellbent on displaying The 10 Commandments in every classroom… was caught watching porn at a school board meeting. #ChristianRepublicanValues .@RyanWalters_
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Evan Handler
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What the everlasting fuck, @nytimes?.Jeffrey Epstein isn't a "conspiracy theory.".He was a rapist of underage girls. Who trafficked them to others. Those are facts.
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Evan Handler
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RT @Strandjunker: Welcome to America, where the convicted sex offender president is about to pardon the convicted child sex trafficker whos….
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Evan Handler
12 days
Perfect, and hysterical, take.
@LRinaldiArt
Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️
12 days
Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards.
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@EvanHandler
Evan Handler
12 days
Me, as well.
@DrNeilStone
Neil Stone
13 days
I've never had . Measles .Mumps .Rubella .Diphtheria .Tetanus .Polio . because I'm vaccinated . And very glad of it.
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@EvanHandler
Evan Handler
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The attacks on Israelis on Oct 7th were a staggering series of appalling atrocities - as is the continued captivity of hostages. The repulsive actions of the Israeli gov't ever since are also a staggering series of appalling atrocities, now of far greater scale. Stop the killing.
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@EvanHandler
Evan Handler
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If the whole Justice Dep't is now made up of Trump friends and allies, how can American citizens expect anything other than those friends and allies working to keep Maxwell quiet about any possible crimes?.This isn't how it's supposed to work. Unless it's fascism. Get it?.
@KFaulders
Katherine Faulders
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This morning’s expected meeting between deputy attorney general Todd Blanche and Ghislaine Maxwell will occur in downtown Tallahassee at the US attorney's office, sources tell me & @AaronKatersky, not at the prison.
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