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Joined March 2009
I don't know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you're at the grocery store or restaurant.
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Driving with the boy back to Pullman and had to make a quick stop to take in the gorgeous Multnomah Falls.
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Please do!!.
#Raiders HC Pete Carroll said he plans to play the starters against the Seahawks on Thursday.
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This makes me so happy!! Welcome back, Geno!! #TridentsUp.
BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners are in agreement on a deal to acquire third baseman Eugenio Suárez from the Arizona Diamondbacks, sources tell ESPN. The trade is pending medical review.
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Oopsie.
The canned cocktail maker High Noon is warning customers that some of its vodka seltzers were accidentally labeled as Celsius energy drinks.
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One of them must have tweeted about the tsunami and it caused mass hysteria. I'll see myself out.
Thousands of birds mass migrating away from Newport Beach, California right now.
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I lived several years in CA and FL so I've been through earthquakes and hurricanes, which are no doubt scary, but I think an active tsunami heading right at me would scare the shit out of me. I'm thinking of all those in it's path tonight and hope there is very minimal damage.
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Holy shit. I NEED this pizza in my life!.
This pizza has literally no flop and a perfect undercarriage
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Just witnessed a person returning a quarter of a cake at Costco because they didn't like it. LOL.
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Absolutely love this for them.
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My favorite thing about this photo is the text on the bottom. They felt the need to clarify, which is completely understandable.
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LMAO. what the hell do they teach at LSU? Kade Anderson had no idea where Seattle was, and now we see this. 😂.
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Fine, I'll play because I'm actually kinda curious. Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? Doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.
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This is very well done. Having Gwenth Paltrow as the spokesperson is hilarious.
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This is how it's done. More. Of. This!!.
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It seems as though the racist loving incels have found this tweet. It's glorious 😂😂.
Not the old racist asshat I was hoping for, but I'll take it.
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Not the old racist asshat I was hoping for, but I'll take it.
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I would do anything to be a fly on the wall when he watches that South Park episode.
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Mom and daughter day on the waterfront. pizza, ice cream, sunshine and great company. Doesn't get much better.
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