Ethel Braithwaite
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Grandmother | County Blue Ribbon Winner | Nixon Administration (Former) | Bears Fan Isaiah 49:15
Joined August 2021
VINDICATED AGAIN. I have been calling for all GUINEAS, WOPS, and DAGOS to be BARRED from entering our United States for decades. Maybe this will be a wakeup call to get those swarthy OLIVE OIL slurping Italians BACK TO THEIR THIRD WORLD country.
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WOPS, DAIGOS, GUINEAS, AND ALL OTHER ASSORTED PHILANDERING PENINSULAR SUBTYPES: Your days on the land of Columbia are OVER. I will not hesitate to call ICE on every slick haired Italian DEGENERATE I have the misfortune of laying eyes on. TIME TO GO BACK TO NAPOLI.
đ¨ BREAKING: ICE is allegedly offering $750 per illegal immigrant that you turn in through their tip form. You can call the ICE hotline at 866-DHS-2-ICE (866-347-2423). Are you ready.
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I am being harrassed by homosexuals and foreigners.
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The Austro-Hungarian navy divided it's ships' departments by ethnicity. Slovenes in the machinery spaces, Hungarians in the gunnery areas, Czechs as the boatswains, Austrians on the bridge. Defeated the language barrier. ARE YOU LISTENING @McDonalds.
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"Hitachi Wands" are a process of foreign automation that puts young, honest, sensitive American boys out of work.
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Pope Francis dead. Wow. Full investigation by Papal authorities needed NOW. Healthy man doesn't die like that. I have two suspects. either GREEDY ITALIANS looking to overturn Lateran Treaty for tourism money. Or maybe British intelligence,,Falklands. Thatcher sends her regards.
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My remarks last night were the result of a. Benadryl & glass of red. I make no apologies,, I stand by it and am firm in my belief. we need to do what is necessary. I think love will win.
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@krus_chiki Wow,,the "Thompson" AKA Thomas's Gun. My father carried one during shooting war time. shot German patrol, later found out it was. French shepard driving his sheep to pasture. THE FOG OF WAR.
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@becbenepla Yes. Perfectly acceptable. Kipling wrote of this. "Jut roll to your rifle and blow out your brains, and go to your Gawd like a Soldier of the Queen." The Japanese have been known to commit "sudoku" when presented with strife such as disgrace, failed coup or maybe nagging spouse.
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@krus_chiki Oh joy! We used to run around playing Cowboys and Indians (FEATHER, NOT DOT) for hours! Great way to explore and make new friends on the block. 1951 Clark Millwright heard the commotion and ran out with his . Service pistol. Just back from Korea. shot Janine Allister. We stopped.
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SOLAR ECLIPSE WARNING!!. Please be careful. Just heard from reliable source (produce man at Walmart). During the solar eclipse while everything is pitch black roving gangs of PUERTO RICANS will use cover of night to rummage through your recycling bins. BE CAREFUL! STAT SAFE. -E.
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HEADS UP GAINESVILLE:. I SAW A COLORED ON THE STREET. Prowling for loose shrimp and lottery tickets no doubt. I will keep you informed.
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@maxyourtest The noble southron, impoverished may be he, sitting on his porch up the holler is more attuned to the Classics than the sweater vest computer money crowd. Southrons are mocked and derided for names like "Cletus" or "Homer," but they walk in the legacy of southern learning.
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@soupinthering I don't think so. My first husband took his own life a year later. GOOD RIDDANCE. I didn't cry. Life insurance wasn't changed. We went to Biloxi!.
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@dami5208 MY FAMILY WAS GROWING TOBACCO IN VIRGINIA'S SWEET FIELDS BEFORE YOUR ITALIAN FAMILY GOT ON THE BOAT TO LISTEN TO JAZZ MUSIC AND WEAR BLUE JEANS. I AM AN ORIGINAL AMERICAN. My grandfather once met an Indian (feather, not dot) in the foothills of Carolina and bought gasoline.
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@lporiginalg Your "Xosts" reek with the air of Sicilian hands. Send me a photo of your eyes.
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You will be hearing things about me in the coming days and weeks. Gerald Ford had an axe to grind with anyone involved in the Nixon campaign.
JUST IN - Trump signs order to declassify JFK, RFK, and MLK files.
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@uncle_deluge Did not hear about this on CNN?,,do you have source? Very interested to find out. I thought I saw a giant in 1954 in western Virginia near cabin. Haunted my dreams,, could not sleep for year. Later found out it was daughter of inbred family. Their father made our dinner table.
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Knocking on my door last four hours. I looked through curtain,,,gnomes and other assorted ghouls & phenomena on my stoop. I WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED IN MY OWN HOME, COLT SINGLE ACTION . Jeremiah 32:17 GOD'S WRATH IS TO BE FEARED BECAUSE HE IS POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DO WHAT HE PROMISES.
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@Mick_O_Keeffe I am sorry. NO. There is a line in the sand that must. Never be crossed. SICILIANS OF THE NORTH SEA must not be emboldened. They ruin the character of neighborhoods and drive down property value with their 12 offspring. Like rabbits. My father would be rolling in his grave.
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@JimStrabo An Italian could never exude the natural affability and nonchalance the Greek possesses. The Laconic lifestyle is incompatible with the motor mouth impulses of the Italian.
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@NXT4EU And what is Italian culture? Adultering and philandering? Standing in the shadows of the works of Greco-Romans? Lazing in the courtyards built by the Normans and German conquerors? Slicking hair with OLIVE OIL while gazing over landscapes by the Sicilian Emirs?,,Land of lazy wops.
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@skumbagovich Founded as syphilis colony for merchantman bringing spices and exotic fruit like oranges. The only. Thing that has cha,nged is now no fruit but NARCOTICS.
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I believe gnomes are real,,they frolic in the meadow behind my home. Some nights I see them probing my fence for weakness by torchlight. My uncle thought they were harbingers of death. Saw one in Manilla,,week later was lost near Khe Sang. I cannot sleep.
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Do not teach your children about the. Easter Bunny. Not for theological reasons but because. It teaches the children to trust the ethereal forest critters. Very dangerous precedent. Your children will wander the forest and be lost or eaten by forest dwellers. Maybe molested. BAD.
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I am looking for a supplier of AMERICAN MADE bronze and copper and workmen to assemble a brazen bull on my veranda. I am putting the first Phrygian capped ne'er-do-well I can catch inside it as a warning to the forest folk. I've laid brined apples in the yard. They can't resist.
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@willsgardevoir Your infantile pallet is unable to comprehend the complex taste mustard provides. When our forebearers were plucking mustard from the hills on their migration to Europe they understand what it added. You have not evolved further than a small amphibian crossing the beach. Find God.
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@ChristophrMayer Your phrenology is tantalizing,,please let me know if you want to go into business. Together. I have retirement savings. I believe we could hire you out to Canada Pacific or possibly Norfolk-Southern. You can sit on front of train like snowplow or perhaps cow catcher. Let me know.
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@RyanShazbeer I am sure you snickered to yourself from the back of your 11am business class (10am is "way too early" for you) while you wrote this. In a just society you and others like you would be hunted like rabid hounds through thick forests of birch and thorn. You will burn in sulphur.
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@TomatoSpaghet Your name is TomatoSpaghet because its only Italian "contribution" to our country. HERE'S A NEWS FLASH: Carbonara was invented by the UNITED. STATES MILITARY. (Greatest fighting force on earth). It took the world's top military mines to figure out how to make Italian slop edible.
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@Breaking911 No no NO.,THI,S IS A MIS. TAKE. Mr. President the last thing we should be doing is celebrating Italian-"Americans". NICOLA SACCO .BARTOLOMEO VENZETTI.THE HILLSIDE STRANGLERS .THE ICEMAN.1920 WALLSTREET BOMBING. The swarthy olived skinned "PEOPLE" (WOPS) have no right to be here.
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Dear man who "liked" my post and then profile was photos of his. Tiny penis. You will be condemned to ten thousand millenia rotating on a spit above a pool of sulphur, half of your body burning over hellfire, the other freezing in temperatures incomprehensible to mankind.
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@Maxthecat5905 GOOD. Do not. Ever disrespect Richard "MILHOUS" Nixon on this application. Change your name NOW. I will make calls.
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First the Italians come for me. I am a widower and living pension to pension. If they will target me they will most certainly come for you. Check under your car frame for "Atlantic City Alternators". you will turn over your engine and next thing you are turned into a highway.
Anti Italian Discrimination is REAL and itâs ABHORRENT! . Fight back by joining The Italian American Civil Rights League TODAY .
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M,y cat has passed . Away. Mournful day,,I bought big bag of food for her recently,,I no longer need this "baby shoe, never worn." Willing to sell to anyone in the GREATER MANASSAS area. Good for long haired cats or possibly portly Filipino highschooler. Also maybe Swedish child.
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WHORES, ADULTERERS, AND FORNICATORS:. Please stop sending m,e private "messages" asking if I am looking for. Female companionship and images. I AM NOT. A LEBANESE.
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@_JoeyOrlando_ When the Shepard calls his wayward sheep home you will not be granted refuge in the fields of paradise,,you will walk the earth alone in your zoot suit plucking olives for sustenance while the demons lash you with their belts of thorns for the crime of being Italian.
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I feel a deep kinship with Mr. Pyotr Wrangel. The millenials are my Bolsheviks; the Home Owners Association meetings my Sevastopol. I will not let bright paint, street parking, and inflatable pools ruin our cul-de-sac. I am the last of the Gainesville old guard & I WILL NOT YIELD.
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@AgentofNuance @McDonalds In the highest office of the most esteemed administration this nation has been graced with. I was proud to work foreign affairs for the Nixon administration.
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@jegaevi I dont know any of those. Books,,I only read TASTEFUL American classics and occasionally books by closeted HOMOSEXUAL foreign extremists. Also Goosebumps.
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@GregSECtheman In a fair and just society you would be hunted by a fraternal club of lower-upper class Englishman of middling peerage on horseback (oneâpossibly twoâ a closeted, repressed homosexual. Father issues.) Your lamentations (you are weak and pudgy) would betray your hiding spot.
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Mark Twain said travel is lethal to prejudice,,I agree. 1961 I did semester abroad to the UK. lived among the people. When I came home to Virginia I was no longer the prejudiced woman I left as. I realized I was JUSTIFIED in my distaste of the beady eyed island dwellers.
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Sugar free soda is the cowards drink,,Unwilling to relinquish your carbonated elixir but unwilling to face the consequences to your body. The Marines did not climb Suribachi hydrated by Coke Zero. GROW THE "HECK" UP.
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@turbopisser You are next. "Sicilians of the North Sea" is what my grand uncle called you. 1948 on whaler south of Killarney fishing cod. Terrible storm, Beaufort 12. Refused to go alongside on Irish soil. Lost to the Eternal Fathers embrace. New generations lack that kind of CONVICTION.
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@Sunbro35547409 Do not . Don't do not speak to me. You are nothing,,,demons will flay your skin and sprinkle saltpeter on the wounds for eternity.
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@CryptoOnlyCoims You can't run very far. You will stop at first half smoked cigarette butt on ground to relight and take a drag. I could catch you wit,h cartoonishly large butterfly net if I wa. S so bold. !.
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please tell your. Daughter that is not "dark academia fashion",,she is dressed like a LESBIAN.
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@darlingube Or if you are a PATRIOT. I feel NO SHAME for the actions of my ANCESTORS. LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT SWEETHEART.!.
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@CBSNews BOO-HOO. Send the no good drunk red headed stepchildren of the isle back over the sea. I am sorry (NOT) but we are experiencing a tumultuous time in America and we cannot rock the boat with these freewheeling soda bread heads running around unchecked.
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Many of you asking me my thoughts on Papal selection,,,I am not a Catholic and do not think it is proper for me to comment on the going-ons of the church and curiae. However, an Italian was not elected. no further remarks.
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My name is Ethel Vivianne Braithwaite,,it says it very clearly on my profile you low IQ wop
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Dear OVERPOPULATING DRUNK DRIVING WIFE SLAPPING IRISH "CITIZENS:" I hope you enjoy "Saint Patrick's Day." Us AMERICANS will take part too. we'll play our flute (BULLHORN) and lead the snakes (YOU) away from the cities (YOU'RE BEING DEPORTED TO IRELAND). GOOD RIDDANCE.
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@InsiderGeo Keep me informed. All quiet here in Gainesville Virginia. I am making Shepard's Pie today but I am keeping an eye on the street.
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@LegoRacers2 I would trample it into dust. Not a weed would grow from the rocky soil of that god forsaken peninsula of philanderers and blackguards.
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Saw a Thai man (you can tell he was Thai because of bone ridges) buy Hamburger Helper at. Wal-Mart. Interesting. didn't know they ate that! 84 YEARS OLD AND STILL LEARNING.
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I wish I could say "HAPPY EASTER",, but that was dashed! We went to a cafe (trendy) for "brunch". Eggs Benedict. Young woman behind the counter had the audacity to ask for a "tip". 20%! Here's a tip: GET A JOB. I showed restraint and grace on this holy day. I will not again.
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Looking for a reputable AMERICAN supplier in the greater Manassas area,,I am looking for pith helmet and large sized butterfly net,,,Dwarf at the CVS checkout very alluring. I would like to display him in my garden.
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@HBCBURNER We had types like you prowling around when I was a "wee lass.". one year an itinerant worker came through town,, would sit outside Beth McCallums house hollering "IS SHE BLEEDING YET" week after week. ANYWAY one day my father and the other Shriners dealt with him. Body not found.
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@Cluffalo Sterile bubble wrapped life is bad for the children. The youth yearn for danger. Hiding from strange man or "HowlingMutant" gives blood memories of hiding from wild boars or other forest predators. Good for bone development. Tactile feel of wood is felt in the heart.
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@PFentelli "Fantelli". TYPICAL!. Greased up DAGO WOPS can't stand to see a born and bred AMERICAN succeeding where he failed. The Italian cannot feel any joy or sympathy for the outgroup. their insidious, castor oil hair dye stained hands grasp like crabs in a bucket to pull others down.
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I have been sick for . Three days,,,nasty cold. not a SHRED OF SYMPATHY from loved ones,,now I hear the HOA is trying to meet without me. Snakes breed in your grass when you don't mow it.
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@1an_Hawke You people are pedophiles of the most heinous sort. We used to ride our bikes down the street throwing rotten eggs and assorted viscera from the local slaughterhouse at people like you. "Child diddler, kiddly fiddler, we're going to send you out like Hitler" we used to chant.
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@hadjipipis I do not have any. Issues with Greeks. They are a loud and boisterous people and my silverware goes missing when they are. Near but you know what you are getting when you open the tin. Theyre content to eat pita and have loud conversation in yard until 2am. No surprises with them.
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Pick up. The phone, . You told me my retirement funds were. Ok. Fix this . NOW.
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I saw a Chinaman (woman) with down syndrome at Walmart today,,I did not know they came in that type. Was mystifying and intriguing to be in their presence. I asked to take photograph but was denied. Tried to take video like Patterson Bigfoot film. Powerful aura from the critter.
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@potatoslav To glimpse beyond the pale of barbarity into the land of civilization would make any God fearing Christian have a crisis. I would pity the Italian critters if they weren't so otherwise repulsive to human sensibility.
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@dami5208 These UNITED. STATES. were the apple of the world's eye when. Tobacco flowed freely. American scientists invented insulin while smoking Marlboro Red,,,when Martin Luther had his dream he was puffing on a relaxing menthol Newport. Smoking banned and our ingenuity SUFFERED.
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@FrenlyFrenchBoi Root Beer is the taste of new world freedomâthe virgin plain, the peaks gigantic, the roaring river. European colas taste of antiquity, of solved problems, of no new lands to discover. The European palette cannot comprehend it,,,TRY "BANG'S" INSTEAD. Comes in silver can đ.
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@NecktieSalvage Mmmm, good for the "tum tum". want to enjoy as grown up,here's my treat:. Add a pour to pint glass or vase in a pinch. Fill rest of way with Jameson,,add ice and a sliced lime. All tastes like gingered ale but whiskey! Last time I had I drove home. Felt large bump. I didn't stop.
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@Peter_Nimitz Changing weather patterns are driving them from their ancestral homes. They are no longer able to frolick in the birch groves they called home, sustaining themselves on salmonberry and dandelion teas. It's a very tragic state of affairs but I still do not want them in my yard.
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@krus_chiki Wow. Prayers to him and his. Family. I heard street level chatter (CVS cashier. Nose ring) that RUSSIANS or possibly some sort of Portuguese AL-QAEDA is responsible. Tragic. Portuguese trying to establish some sort of Catholic state there to grow olives and exotic tropical fruits.
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Frightened at the grocer. I saw two dwarfs (MIDGETS we used to call them) holding hands. Man and woman,,in love?,, I don't think they should be flaunting this in public. They will breed more and the offspringârejected by their towering peersâflee to the gnomish covens of the glen.
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@aIIegoricaI I just smooth it down with sandpaper,,change grits until smooth to touch. I save $15 at target every year this way.
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@AramHalamech @McDonalds Your haste for a slam dunk "gotcha" betrays your inability to truly read what I said. shame on you that thinks ill of me. You are trying to slander an elderly lady like myself with your words. SHAME. At your age your reading comprehension should be much better.!.
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Revolting that I must write this,,. DEAR YOUNG MEN:.When you take care of your hairy palmed "urges" please TAKE A SHOWER after. IT LEAVES A SMELL ! Standing in grocery line behind young man smelling faintly of chlorine. I know what you have done. If done again I will call you out.
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Proud to have returned to bridge club today. Was very pleasant. Certain individuals no longer welcomed. NO SNAKES IN THE GRASS BECAUSE I MOWED IT.
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Well MERRY CHRISTMAS GAINESVILLE. ungrateful family didn't visit but I unwrapped the best present ever,,Ester Beddoe from bridge club in the obituaries. THAT'S ONE ANGEL THAT WONT GET WINGS WHEN BELLS CHIME. Good riddance. God is good! I have outlasted every enemy I have had đđ.
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Dear YOUTH:. If you are approaching me on a sidewalk twoâperhaps even threeâabreast and have the gall to not give me room. BRACE YOURSELF. I will not yield my right to the sidewalk. ETHELS COMING.
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@drankmayee You deserve whatever comes next for buying CHINESE GARBAGE. Buy American like Mossberg or FN Browning. despicable. You should be ashamed.
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@Mrgunsngear Typical behavior by the BRUTISH Irishmen. Their brains aren't able to process any thoughts beyond DRINK, REPRODUCE, AND FIGHT. Wretched critters. I pray to God I live long enough (I will) to see them shipped back to their rainy hellhole island.
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Today I went for a nic,e. Walk. I saw a very delightfully plump dog who wagged his tail when he saw me. I love dogs and they love me. I'm making a Shepard's pie. Here's a handy tip: you can mix it 60% beef and the rest lamb. Adds a nice taste. Serve with an Arnold Palmer.
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The gnomes are back. More evidence of them probing my fence,,Sacked sugar candy and peach schnapps. I believe a sufficiently placed fougasse may solve things. still considering. Local children play there and the creek. Their sacrifice may be needed. These awful things have to be.
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@MrGoldBro Soulless. Art by machine is a mimicry of the human spirit. Like your loved one in hospiceâthe body is present and warm, but the eyes are vacant and the soul has already left the vessel.
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@BNONews We should not rush to any conclusions. I almost did the same thing at the. CVS. Gas and brake are right next to each other. Jumped the curb. Delightfully rotund boy almost got hit but he ran. I like to think I inspired him to exercise more. lose the pounds.
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GEORGE FOREMAN. wow , what can I say. He certainly helped me with my racism prejudices. I was not impressed by the "Rumble in the Jungle" but the grill? Oh my. those colored boys can cook! Was very eye opening for me. learned a lot. YOU'RE GRILLING WITH GOD NOW, BIG GEORGE.
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