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God’s greatest FDR hater, writer of alternate history, cat enjoyer, Ancap, Anti-Socialist, Barry Goldwater truther, Justin Amash Republican, #FreeRoss ☭⃠

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We said goodbye to our friend today. He now is at a shelter where he will be loved and a home will be found for him. Thank you all for the well wishes.
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Bro's gonna come to Obama's funeral.
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Jimmy Carter, 99, marks one year in home hospice care
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If this happened to me I would remember it after I get demetia.
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The cartoonist didn't have to draw her with these huge Bazoongas. They CHOSE to do that.
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This is the funniest election result this year.
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I found this on Reddit one time.
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@Londonspitfan @breadaintdead The massacre happened AFTER the invasion.
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Let’s play “Spot Bob Dole’s hometown.”
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@Londonspitfan @breadaintdead You are using the massacre to justify the invasion, the fact that it happened after the invasion means it cannot justify the invasion.
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@gg_nanji “So Tim did I tell you about the woman with fat tits who called me smart? That’s how I met your Grandma.”
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@CheneyStan My step-grandfather died because of Agent Orange complications. Iraq war a war crime.
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Sad news everyone
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@Prolemasses Deeply unserious language.
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Why the fuck are we transvestigating Douglas MacArthur?
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Be careful what you wish for: The Rise and Fall of Al Gore
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@TheRealHarmy @Londonspitfan @breadaintdead That was in fact bad, North Korea is still about 10000 times worse.
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@Prolemasses Bro ran four elections in two years. He has so much time on his hands he has no clue what to do with himself.
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What if Trump got fucking gunned down by the mob?
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Bern down the Bush: What if Bernie Sanders won 2008?
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@gavinbena Counterpoint: The good guys won here.
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@TNOQuoProQuid Hart actually made me cry,
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This is my Grandmother’s family going back to the fucking Harrisons
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@cat_auras Don't talk to me or my son or my grandson or my great-grandson ever again
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@AltosAlt The person who punched him
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@c_deez_nutzlol That's the 1996 to 2000 swing map.
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What if George Bush never moved south?
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Does this remind anyone else of anything?
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@Prolemasses This might be my favorite Ben Shapiro tweet.
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HENRY KISSINGER IS DEAD AND AHD IS ALIVE
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A House Divided Part 251 - The Albany Conference Dignitaries from north and south flooded into in the capital of New York just weeks after Humphrey was sworn in for his full term for a meeting which would reshape North American geopolitics.
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@reddit_lies If every subreddit was like that one the internet would be a far better place.
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Chat is this real?
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Jimmy!: What if Carter won in 1980. I am also starting a ping list, reply to be added.
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Listen Jack, we just won 2016: What if Biden won in 2016
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Joe Biden? Yeah I know him.
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Turns out, the senate CAN be gerrymandered!
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@aquaimperium9 Why does it seem like a lot of socialists secretly want Trump to win even when they agree with Biden more?
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THAT WAS AN IMPROVEMENT YOU DUMB FUCK.
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@sleepy_devo Dark Brandon and God Emperor Trump are both funny and cringe. Warhammer 40k Trump is simply cooler
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The words “Fuck Ronald Reagan” cannot be said enough.
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@Italian347 I used to write a lot, I based all fictional wars on Korea (because for a time my dad was stationed there)
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Bernie Sanders, like everyone else, is innocent until proven guilty.
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A victim just came forward saying Bernie Sanders is the Senator who participated in the forced rape of a young boy on tape 30 years ago
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Donald Trump but he's Ronald Reagan Part One: 1994 election
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@RihannaFreak20 @LandonExists Hagan's death is fucking terrifying
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@whatifalthist Woodrow Wilson? The Tzar?
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@tencor_7144 Yes, John Calhoun on Martin Van Buren's nomination to the cabinet.
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What if Reagan remained a New Deal Progressive?
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The Greatest Upset: What if Landon beat Roosevelt?
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Following his devastating loss to President Bush, former Vice President Al Gore went into political exile, gained some facial hair, and divorced Tipper Gore.
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@AMERICANNERD76 His plane exploded in a horrible accident.
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He Made Us Proud Again Part Ten: Election Night 1976
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ET hall of famer.
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@memesiwish My mom’s cat sitting while I’m on vacation, she sent me this.
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I have seen more antisemitic shit from uwu smolbean Palestine supporters than neo-nazis.
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@Leftist_Kiwi @polisci4bimbos Not if you get a (non faithless) electoral vote!
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“So why do you like Woodrow Wilson?”
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"by today's left"... the man was so racist that when he was quoted in Birth of a Nation the filmmakers actually had to tone down the most racist parts
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His decision to run in 2004 was motivated by President Bush's 2003 decision to invade Afghanistan based on some half-cooked conspiracy that the Taliban planned to destroy the Twin Towers.
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@aquaimperium8 Aaron Burr killed Hamilton, making it okay. (I hate Hamilton)
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@reddit_lies I fucking loved that subreddit
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NIXON: Was it the damn jews? KISSINGER: Sir I am a jew NIXON: [expletive deleted.]
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@ComradeRich How are you pro-palestine but anti-lgbtq?
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This MF signed the SECOND LARGEST TARIFF INCREASE IN HISTORY
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@MIElite04 So true.
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@ProgNewDealer Didn't he force JFK to run for congress in 1946? He was a huge example of living via your children.
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@RuNoseP He would have been the Democratic nominee in 2004 if he lived I will not elaborate.
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He Made Us Proud Again Prologue Part 1: A near miss
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Al Gore defeated men like John Edwards and Carol Moseley Braun to win the Democratic nomination, choosing Delaware Senator Joe Biden as his running mate and he attacked the failed Bush administration however, his win only came from less than a percentage point in Missouri.
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George and Harold would NOT support freeing Palestine they don't know what the fuck a Palestine is.
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What the fuck is up with this guy?
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@sleepy_devo @Brohammad99 Dev how many people did that memo kill?
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American Ceaser part II: What if the North won the war of Confederate Independence.
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President-Elect Gore had lost Tennesee, he had lost his marriage, hell the back-to-back campaigns took a lot out of him, but he would finally be President of the United States.
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Technoblade was a real person who died of cancer this is just shitty.
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I will vote for whoever promises to open the cheese cave
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A booming economy? Localized entirely within the five states that gave this man the presidency?
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This is insane.
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@RihannaFreak20 Part of me wants him to make it to 100. The rest of me thinks he should see Rosalyn again ASAP.
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@sleepy_devo Okay cool, Trump didn't blatantly lie to start two wars that killed hundreds of thousands of people.
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Out of curiosity, what do my 4 favorite games say about me?
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Out of curiosity, what do my 4 favourite games say about me?
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His bitter meetings with Bush, his briefings from Rummy on Afghanistan, Iraq, and even the Iran invasion, which was announced just a week before the election. Al Gore had wondered if he made the right decision before he was even sworn in.
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