eric lab rat
@EricLabRat
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Photographer for @GlitterGutsy. occasional writer. Insomniac adventurer. Pithy sentiments, shit talk, and wanderlust.
Chicago, IL
Joined April 2011
The other place has some good politics and naked people but this place still has more funny motherfuckers. I need more of y'all to migrate over there so I stop peeking over here and letting my faith in humanity/the future dip further.
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RT @dietz_meredith: when your friend posts a photo where you look sorta busted. that means 1) they love you so much, they’re incapable of s….
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This is why it's a good thing Millennials are having less children. [I'm sure Gwen is a great person, and Gwen is a perfectly normal name. Just naming your kids after HP is such an epic bacon I Can Haz Cheezburger ass thing to do].
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RT @fakeshoredrive: September 3, 1996…. Do or Die feat. Twista. “Po Pimp” . Prod. By The Legendary Traxster.
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If I am listening to bye bye birdie consider it a cry for help.
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My best friend in grade school had to move from Chicago to Crystal Lake and when I finally got to visit him I spent the whole time clowning on him because he lived near the "General Store" which just seemed like the most Mayberry shit in the world.
i’ve lived almost my entire life in and around chicago and i still have basically no idea what happens out here
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RT @DiabolicalSpuds: Chicago is the best city in the world surrounded by one of the most bland and racist cultural wastelands ever created.
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So I know they're pretty much RC Cola compared to Nintendo's Coke and Sega's Pepsi, but I'm surprised there isn't more Millennial nostalgia for TurboGrafx 16 and their caveman mascot Bonk
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It would be cool if streaming services had a counter that said. "you have earned your favorite artists $[X] by listening" . but they all have such shitty payout structures it would probably have an adverse affect.
The only piece of technology that has made anybody feel good about themselves in the last two decades is the little counter on some water fountains that tells you how many plastic bottles you've saved.
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RT @EricLabRat: The only piece of technology that has made anybody feel good about themselves in the last two decades is the little counter….
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RT @DKnight9630: Bill Sienkiewicz's corner boxes from his legendary run on New Mutants. Credit: .
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I love a debonair italian and I love—and I mean LOVE 🥵—a purple haired freak, but the BEST COFFEE is served by a world-weary diner waitress who's as likely to call you "son", "hon" or "piece of shit motherfucker (maybe all three in the same sitting) between 11pm and 5am
Having your coffee made by this guy instead of some purple haired freak
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Damn the Showgirls (1995) soundtrack was industrial af. Was Nomi Malone a rivethead??
Someone in Hollywood must have loved the absolute shit out of My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult in the 1990s. It makes total sense that they're in THE CROW and COOL WORLD and Gregg Araki movies, but WHY THE FUCK is "Hit and Run Holiday" in THE FLINTSTONES (1994)⁉️.
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I'm not able to party as hard as I used to as many nights as I'd like to and I don't like it. I get tired more. Do you think this is an effect of long covid (hope for a cure/recovery someday) or being in my forties (only going to get worse)?.
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Listening now. Fucking RIPS 🔥 🔥 🔥.
🐇 ANIMAL HOSPITAL is out now, a wild little record about ridiculous coping strategies. Character actors. Trash. Doppelgängers. Hauntology. Body Parts. Cigarettes. Plato left the cave and now he’s lost the plot. And somehow, you all let us get away with it.
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I was hanging with my neighbor Bob and he accidentally stepped on an earthworm squiggling by and he is DISGUSTED
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