This was the most fucking DISGUSTING, soul-rotting spectacle of the entire goddamn night...a razor-sharp dagger straight into the black, shriveled heart of Democrat psychology. There stands President Trump, voice steady like a fucking guillotine blade, introducing the grieving

I think a lot of people have this notion that aging = unattractive, and while that is true about attracting most people half your age, your own generation tends to remain attracted to you. You can remain beautiful at any age if you take care of yourself, but give up on looking

Some people act like they’re open-minded, but then when you set a reasonable boundary, they get judgmental and act like you’re toxic. I’m not super open-minded anymore, but even I can have empathy for people’s boundaries.

We are watching the largest scale child trafficking cult industrialize CSA in real time

Biden let them use WHAT as a form of ID?

My Shot. It was too cloudy to try and get a picture from this spot today. This is what it looked like exactly one year ago.

My Shot. Black Vulture. It was too cloudy for the sunset picture of the tracks, so you will have to settle for a big bird. I watch birds.

This gets better as it goes on. “How much to let me win an argument?” His crying and wailing as he drives off in the car 🤣🤣

“…and I want a vanity and LOADS of makeup.” “Baby you don’t need makeup, it isn’t good for your ski…” Son interrupts, “Queen Elizabeth wore loads of makeup! And it KILLED HER because it was FULL OF LEAD. Do you want to get POISONED too?!” Omfg 💀💀💀

This fills me with so much peace

Mi esposa murió hace ocho meses. Yo tengo 34 años. Mi hijo, Mateo, tiene 7. Mateo no habló durante el funeral. No lloró. No preguntó nada. Solo me tomó la mano fuerte, como si yo fuera el que iba a desaparecer también. Desde entonces duermo poco. Trabajo más. Cocino mal.

Old 18-19th c. cartoons mocking the “Man-Midwives” AKA fathers of obstetrics, depicting them as gross evil perverts

We went to the mall, baseball games, watched MTV, dollar theatre, hiking, ran around the airport pretending we were tourists (pre 9/11), drove around town hollerin’ at folks, rode bikes, coffee shops, Farmers Market, free outdoor concerts, etc.

Retired ICU nurse. Coma? Yes. Brain dead? No. We have post partum type pads to tuck around there. and On night shift we would bathe our patients. Comb their hair. I would talk to them. Tell them what I was doing even though they were unconscious. Rub their backs with lotion.

I didn’t know having a daughter would feel like getting to meet a smaller, braver, funnier version of myself, someone who carries my weird quirks like treasures instead of flaws. I love how she brings me rocks, leaves, sticks, bugs & sun warmed flowers. She proves to me every

He doesn’t realize his favorite towel has gotten too small for tug-o-war

No one changes because you beg them to. Or because you give them an ultimatum. And if they do, it won't last long. The only reason people actually change is because they're so sick of dealing with the fallout of their own behavior, they have no choice.

I went to the park and three little Arab girls, one was “about to be nine in a few months” just took over playing with my 1yo while I played with my 2yo on the swings. It was hilarious how well these little girls looked after a baby. I was looking on as they modified their whole

Married at gunpoint 😂

if he wanted to he would