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son of the internet xendhoosx@gmail.com

Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined April 2011
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@EndhooS
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11 years
*Wife blows me a kiss from across the room*. *I pretend to catch it*. *I walk over to the window and toss it outside*. "Grow up Karen".
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#nufc Transfer window be like: .
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๐Ÿ˜ฌ A guest on CNN tried to do a backflip โ€” but seriously overestimated his abilities. The hosts couldnโ€™t hold back their laughter.
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RT @EndhooS: Scout Master: [posthumously pinning a knot tying badge onto my dangling corpse] "That noose is flawless. congratulations budโ€ฆ.
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Is this fight club? ."No this is Updog club" .Whats updog?."Nothing wh-.*cough from back*."Sorry, I mean 1st rule of Updog club is we do not talk about Updog Club. ".
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RT @EndhooS: Me: everything ok? .Doc: [checking my balls] you appear to have a hard pea sized lump in each testicle.Me: oh shit .Doc: [notiโ€ฆ.
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RT @EndhooS: J.K. Rowling's full name is Just Keep Rowling Rowling Rowling Rowling Keep Rowling Rowling Rowling Rowling.
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I've been asking AI for it's thoughts on some new crisp flavours I've been thinking about:
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RT @NUFCR2: Credit to kh.media23 on tiktok. GOOSEBUMPS ๐Ÿฅถ. #NUFC
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RT @EndhooS: "BRING ME THE FOETUS' OF 3 CHICKENS". *Maniacal stare*. "Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette". "AND THE BLOODโ€ฆ.
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RT @EndhooS: The first time you shake hands with your girlfriend's dad. http://t.co/ix2v9NKqkN.
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RT @parentingboyz: This gets you elected these days
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RT @EndhooS: Financial Status:. Praying someone comes to my Halloween party as a mummy because I'm out of toilet paper.
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RT @AnneChovy2: just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever.
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RT @benedictsred: Having allergies is so embarrassing. Could I have some medicine? Iโ€™m being bullied by the air.
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RT @murrman5: [noticing the food the other guests brought to the party are halloween themed] this spinach artichoke dip is haunted.
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RT @coolmathgame_: [doctor hands my wife our newborn son] congratulations. my wife: do u want to hold him. me: yes [picking him up and gentโ€ฆ.
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RT @EndhooS: Relationship status: managing to hold this girl's prosthetic hand on the train without her noticing yet.
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RT @bnwbanter: ๐˜‹๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜Œ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ ๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜”๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ด: ๐™Ž๐™š๐™ง๐™ž๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฉ๐™ฌ๐™ค, ๐™š๐™ฅ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ค๐™™๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™ฌ๐™ค. ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ.๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€.๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฎ. #NUFC
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RT @EndhooS: "His hearts in the right place" - Cardiologist.
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RT @EndhooS: [Fairground].Son: Daddy can I have a balloon?.Me: If you're good. Son: Good at what?.Me: Buying your own balloons.
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Given his dedication to the club, blogging for as long as he did before all this twitter nonsense was a thing, it would be lovely and fitting to see a @worflags tribute to Dr Ed Harrison next season. #nufc.
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