K-Pop Semen Hunter
@EmilioEmm
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Like hella gay. PhD in American Dad & Futurama. Gaymer.
Chicago, IL
Joined March 2009
When the gay porn storyline is good & you’re glad the son & stepdad finally overcame their differences thru barebacking while mom’s away
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When guys are like “I’m 8 drinks in and just starting to feel it” Ma’am, you’re being scammed. That bar is giving you juice. Overpriced soda atp.
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the robots have learned weaponized incompetence. we'll be doing their chores soon enough
hundreds of billions in venture capital is riding on these selling as well as or better than cars w/in the next 5-10 years btw
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Watching Game 4 of the World Series just to get a look at my man Davis Schneider
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age will not stop jennifer coolidge!
An actress from The White Lotus is rumored to be the frontrunner to play “Rapunzel” in the upcoming Tangled live-action movie.
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Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.
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We should bring back gay porn in gay bars so people bothered by a shirtless man stay home
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Furries always got the most banging bodies like what’s in their fursuits making them all so hot
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this is what mamdani's free bus proposal will result in
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The other day I was watching Family Guy compilations and I saw Carter covered in eggnog. It was arousing, so I drew it.
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told a polyamorous person that i’m not polyamorous and his response was so insane that i’m actually polyphobic
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First trailer for the ‘PARANORMAL ACTIVITY’ game. The game will have unique playthrough opportunities each time & has multiple different endings.
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This is what happens when you allow federal agents to wear masks
EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Ring doorbell footage captures men dressed and posing as masked FBI agents in Jurupa Valley, CA entering a home after claiming to have a search warrant on the homeowner. The men zip tied the family inside and proceeded to rob them, police report was filed.
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Normalize lying on that CV guys 😭😭😭I got the job
Day 1 of applying my dream job.
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