This has been the longest week of Elmo's life.

this is how waking up on a snow day used to feel

Sometimes I remember I was in the room to hear “Shelf” by the Jonas Brothers live, and I know that things will be okay.

Happy birthday to me

A request for Keith David to record and release a jazz album

It’s me

Don't forget to hate refugees as you set up a nativity scene celebrating a middle eastern couple desperately looking for shelter….

Disrespectful to him

It’s November this week you know what that means ladies

Me a life long Kevin Jonas fan reaction to him saying he’s officially releasing a single:

forever and always. 🤍

The kids are alright

No kings.

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

I really think with all these people thinking the rapture is tomorrow, that Danny McBride needs to start writing another season of Righteous Gemstones immediately.

if you don’t like certain comedians just ignore them like you ignore school shootings

this was my the summer I turned pretty

If Charlie Kirk is your hero, you’re a racist. Let’s wrap this up

3 months ago, today, Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered by a Trump supporter. They had kids, too.