-michael jordan starts a NASCAR team
-Netflix starts a NASCAR show
-Pitbull invests in a NASCAR team
by 5PM tomorrow Jesus will announce he is expanding to a 4-car Cup team with Morgan Shepherd
XASCAR (XFL of NASCAR)
-300 mile races
-No speed limit on entry to pit road
-1 bonus point for bumping a car out of the way, but -5 for wrecking them
-Cars have NOS & underglow
-Championship finale at Tony Stewart’s Figure 8™️
-Robby Gordon is the commissioner
NASCAR Full Speed Ep. 1:
Denny: I have a big house a nice jet I f-ing earned it
Bubba: I’m stressed about Daytona we really need to make the playoffs
William Byron: I like Froot Loops and computers
*NASCAR team announces a partner that is new to the sport*
Fan: "Boring. I've never even heard of this company."
Yeah... that's sorta why they're doing this
I’m proposing that companies with yellow branding can NOT sponsor the NASCAR on FOX ticker cause this is about the 8th time today I’ve thought we had a caution 😅
Matt Dibenedetto, the first driver of the No.95 car to come incredibly close to winning at Motor Speedway of The South (Bristol) since the late great Lightning McQueen ⚡️
One year ago, I posted a tweet that would forever change my life.
I wanted to revisit how a simple social media post would ultimately help me achieve my dreams 💭👇🏼
Texas Motor Speedway, last week:
Seating Capacity: 138,000
Grandstand Attendance: ~50,000
fans: “where is everyone??”
ISM Raceway, this week:
Seating Capacity: 42,000
Grandstand Attendance: SOLD OUT
fans: “great crowd!”
Perspective. 🤷🏻♂️
3 years ago I had a coworker look at my NASCAR collection and tell me “Listen, you have two choices in life: Girls, or die-casts. You can’t have both.”
Well, joke’s on him because right now I have a great girlfriend and she works for
@Lionel_Racing
ok, just curious why the GEICO NASCAR wedding commercial used some random yellow
#82
car instead of, ya know, the
#13
GEICO Cup car they’ve had for the last decade? 🤔
Here’s a solid
#ThrowbackThursday
👌🏼
During the 2002 EA Sports 500 weekend at Talladega, fans competed against one another in NASCAR Thunder 2003. After 10,000+ entries, the fastest player got a chance to race against
@DaleJr
for $10,000 💰
2002’s version of esports. 🎮
USPS: “Does this package contain anything fragile, liquid or perishable?” 📦
Kyle Busch: “No.”
USPS: “Do you need a tracking number?”
Kyle Busch: “No.”
USPS: “Would you like to add insurance?”
Kyle Busch:
Picture this 📸
2019 NASCAR driver intros.
No more random generic setlist of songs.
Each driver chooses their own theme song when they’re announced to the crowd. Songs stay the same throughout the season.
Each driver becomes associated with a song- WWE style.
Think on it 🤔
Lots of negativity surrounding NASCAR lately and it’s really getting annoying. NASCAR is not dying, Jimmie Johnson’s paint scheme is not the end of our planet, and you haven’t even seen the 2019 package in race form yet. Holy hell people, give the season a chance first.
It’s not a rules package.
It’s not a race format.
It’s not a schedule change.
But I think we can all agree that in the last 10 days, we’ve witnessed some of the most important changes in NASCAR history.
So we’re playing golf in the Talladega campgrounds & one of the golf balls goes thru the fence into the road. On the other side, Kyle Busch is taking a walk. I said “Hey Kyle Busch, can you grab that for me?” and he stops traffic to pick it up and throw it back to us 😂 Amazing
*sees camper parked near chicane*
Me: “I’ve got $5 if I can stand on top of your camper and take videos”
Owner: “You can go up for free”
Me: “Say no more fam”
Wicked cool view. 👀
#NASCAR
|
#Roval
.
@FS1
is expected to air the first race of
@iRacing
's new NASCAR pro invitational series from virtual Homestead on Sunday, barring any late issues, per people familiar.
Even without running a national series race yet,
@HailieDeegan
is already ranked No. 5 out of all NASCAR drivers in social media value this year, and she's No. 82 in the world for women in sports, per
@MVPindex
.
➖ In terms of social engagement, Deegan is No. 2 in all of NASCAR.
2009 me: [BITTER]: “another Jimmie Johnson win? Unbelievable. I hope he wrecks next week.”
2020 me: C’MONNNNN JIMMIE YOU CAN DO IT I’VE ALWAYS LIKED YOU
Anyone else remember watching this live on TV at like 3:30am ET, completely ready to pass out? Then seeing this unfold live and all of a sudden not being able to fall asleep after?
The Clash:
#2
car wins
Daytona 500:
#3
car wins
Atlanta:
#4
car wins
Las Vegas:
#4
car wins
Phoenix:
#4
car wins
Until someone brings back the 5 car,
@KevinHarvick
is your race winner
#NASCAR
Reasons to be excited for Sunday:
• The sound of 40 stock cars whizzing by, is back
• Rivalries are back
• Crazy side-by-side finishes are back
• “HAVE YOU EVER!?” is back
• Matt KENSETH is back
• Ryan NEWMAN is back
• YOU are back... watching NASCAR
NASCAR is BACK. 👊🏻
NFL games remind me how much I love NASCAR. $13 for a Bud Light at the Panther’s stadium?? Hell no.
I’ll go back to NASCAR where you can bring in beer at your own cost 🍻
Some news: Today is my last day of work at
@CGRTeams
.
It’s a bittersweet day. Some of my favorite people in the whole 🌎 work here. This place gave me my first chance in motorsports- I will always be grateful for that.
For me, it’s time for a new path…
For NASCAR— the loudest sport in the country— to come to complete silence in honor if our troops is a significant sign of respect. 🇺🇸
Couldn’t hear a pin drop on pit road. That gave me chills.
Turns out we’re not the only ones named “Busch.” So, we’re taking a break from giving those other guys free advertising and giving
@KevinHarvick
the spotlight. Look for the Harvick car this week at Dover!
Somewhere out there, an uninformed NASCAR fan is turning on their TV right now, wondering how the hell Timmy Hill and Garrett Smithley are running 1-2 in a Cup race at Homestead