Castillo 2.0
@El_Chimz265
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I forget how to twitter sometimes 🤷🏾♂️
Joined September 2009
I have a tendency to make people believe my resilience or patience means I’m harmless man. When cornered, the amount of evil or violence I’m capable of is inculpable. I treat my heart like the Strait of Hamuz & my brain like the Persian Gulf if you try to play me like Iran.
What is your worst habit?
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How silly of me forgot how far i've come, just because i still have to go far
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i've actually come to realise that regret is a cruel storyteller. It rewrites the past with the wisdom of the present, convinces you that you should have known better when you actually had no way of knowing at all.
As you get older, what do you realize ?
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Women who make a niche about “de-centering men” talk about men more than other women who are presumably “male centered”.
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PLEASE before you offend people, prepare your mind for their choice of retaliation. You’re not the only one who’s crazy.
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This is finishing me😭
Messi Dancing to piano??😭🤚🏽
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There won’t be a second date but at least she now knows why the Strait of Hormuz is a major choke point for global oil supply
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The only way to optimise the weekends is waking up early, doing household chores, eating a good lunch, taking a power nap and then going out. That's it. Once you wake up late at weekends, your entire day is ruined, and you are going to hate Monday.
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You must learn to enjoy life without needing an audience to see that you are enjoying life
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immediately knew i was in for an all-timer
yeah sex is great but have you ever watched the first five minutes of a movie and just knew it was gonna be on your top 4
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The ability to quickly reset and recover. From a bad interaction. From a bad day. From a missed workout. From a poor decision. You can start over whenever you want. You can't always control what happened, but you can control how long you carry it.
What’s a “boring” skill that secretly gives a man huge advantage in life?
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i think people have started treating romance as very scripted. everyone follows a template of what romance is supposed to look like instead of paying attention to the actual person they’re courting. like a guy once sent me roses, which is sweet, but i actually like sunflowers.
I wanna see more originality in marriage proposals it’s all the same red carpet and flower heart altar it’s very formulaic
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everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager > drive your friends to the airport > go to their party even when you're tired > stop cancelling last minute > host at your place > support the wins & losses it's worth every ounce of effort
Hate to break it to you guys but sometimes you have to do things you don’t like for the sake of having a community. Avoiding consistency with the people in your life is working against us and the data already shows it. If you think connections can be sustained on absence carry on
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The cost of community is inconvenience. This is perhaps the single-most important advice to people in their 20s and 30s.
everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager > drive your friends to the airport > go to their party even when you're tired > stop cancelling last minute > host at your place > support the wins & losses it's worth every ounce of effort
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there are millions of working marriages out there too
You still want to get married, this is a list of divorces cases for this week only in one court 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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kids are now pausing their street football so that i could pass
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Got that baby in the back with no car seat nor seatbelt, yet she rambling about what men should be doing, priorities all fucked up.
India Love says she can’t stand when men complain about prices or ask for discounts, and wants a man who’s comfortable paying top dollar 😳👀💸 “As soon as I hear somebody say ‘that’s too much’… that sh*t pisses me off”
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Everyday I see reasons to believe that a woman who doesn't buy you things does not like you.
A wife share how she surprised her husband, who is a building engineer, by gifting him a brand new concrete mixer🥹♥️
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Then stay a girlfriend man. No one is forcing marriage on you. It’s 2026, you have rights.
Marriage requires women to compromise so much, your identity, your freedom, your family, your sanity literally your whole damn life just for the husband to thrive while you drown✋🏾. I’ll pass shame.
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"The only woman who screams at me is the one I sleep with" 😂 Truth telling at another level.
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