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Dustin Bissell

@DustinEBissell

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Huge fan of sarcasm.

Joined November 2013
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@DustinEBissell
Dustin Bissell
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@jarvis_best I'm a huge bandwagon Broncos fan now, I need to see the Snow White meme more. I don't want the Bears to win because I went to a game in Arizona a few years ago and barely beaked most of the game, after it all fell apart all of the Bear fans in attendance were quite rude to me...
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@MoundLore
MoundLore
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Maize doesn’t act like a plant that wants to exist. The kernels don’t scatter. The cob doesn’t break apart. Nothing about it tries to survive on its own. If you don’t intervene, it fails. Its ancestor, teosinte, has the opposite instincts. Hard shells. Seeds that fling
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@fede_intern
Fede’s intern 🥊
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A neurodivergent researcher spent a year reverse engineering Coca Cola. Using mass spectrometry, he created a chemically identical replica. Big moats no longer exist. Here you have the recipe. Time to create a local version of it?
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@MattWalshBlog
Matt Walsh
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Look guys I’m as conservative as they come but I’m just gonna go ahead and unquestioningly accept the left’s version of this case even though they’ve lied about literally every single case like this for the last 20 years. Yeah I think I’ll just assume that the open borders
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@JesseKellyDC
Jesse Kelly
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Not a single communist who’s spent the last 24 hours lying about what happened will apologize or even feel a single moment of remorse. They are communists. Lying is a requirement. Your venom should be poured on the people on our side who did the virtue-signal thing.
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@KalebPrime
Kaleb
20 days
Why didn't Maduro used the Samurai Sword Seven Seagal gave him to defend himself against the U.S soldiers? Why didn't Steven Seagal defend Maduro???
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@sranysovok
Andrew
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@ScottJenningsKY
Scott Jennings
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Maduro: the only illegal alien Dems *don’t* want to bring to the US.
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@DustinEBissell
Dustin Bissell
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Obviously the answer to that question in redundant... https://t.co/j1dZCu0hdO
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@DustinEBissell
Dustin Bissell
20 days
"The most common side effects of Wegovy (semaglutide) are gastrointestinal in nature, including nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, and constipation." What happens if I get both diarrhea and constipation at the same time?
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@SamaHoole
Sama Hoole
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Marco Polo reaches Kublai Khan's court in 1275 expecting exotic spices. What he documents is the most extensive dairy culture in history. The question everyone asks: how do Mongol armies move without supply lines? Polo's answer: Each soldier carries leather flasks for milk and
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@occult__culture
𖤓 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𖤓
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The Cross of Lothair, Aachen, Germany, c. 1000 AD
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@DustinEBissell
Dustin Bissell
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Update I lost and the game was fixed...
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@DustinEBissell
Dustin Bissell
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Sport Select has Denmark +7.5 goals vs Canada for a 1.95 odd. My followers have 1 hour left to take advantage of this mistake...
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@DustinEBissell
Dustin Bissell
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I think my dog likes the chewy bone Granny gave her:
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@DustinEBissell
Dustin Bissell
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I need to make even more of this next year... @WithTheYew
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@KurtSchlichter
Kurt Schlichter
29 days
You guys are doing great. Watch out for the poo.
@edmontonjournal
Edmonton Journal
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When emergency rooms back up, immigration is often blamed. The evidence tells a different story. Research consistently shows a “healthy immigrant effect:” Newcomers arrive healthier than the Canadian-born population, with lower rates of heart disease, diabetes, cancer, and
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@DustinEBissell
Dustin Bissell
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This is almost over the top: https://t.co/a6rlVEhi6K
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@jarvis_best
Jarvis
1 month
From yesterday’s profile of the Coldplay kiss cam chick: (1) sweater, looking out a window (2) defiantly walking in a field. I swear to god this stuff is so easy.
@jarvis_best
Jarvis
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My favorite thing ever is when the NYT does a profile on a lib that did something bad and needs an image boost. They always have two pictures: the first has the subject in their house wearing a sweater and looking out a closed window. This creates the impression that they are
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@StephanethB
End Climate Change NOW and SAVE Palestine & save t
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@NDP It’s not 7 teachings of our grandfathers it’s 8 unless she’s from an east coast tribe, than there would be 10 teachings but there are no tribes in Canada that have 7??? If youre Aztec then that would make sense that there’s 7 teachings uggghhh!😩
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