Dumpster Jesus
@DumpsterJesus
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Parker. One of Mattathias’ buddies. Mortician and crematory operator. Bi. BLM. 🇵🇸 He/him
Kansas➡️Texas
Joined February 2012
I always wondered how many piggies it would take to bring me down.
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“Zohran, turn the game console off right now!”
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if 2 million people leave new york city in the next six months i will strongly consider moving there
Over 25% of New Yorkers will consider fleeing NYC if Zohran Mamdani becomes mayor: poll https://t.co/9809y78OQV
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I’ve had Henry Millers Sexus in the back of my car, half read, for about half a decade now. I think of the man I may become after finishing it frequently.
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I love how horror movies have to take place in an alternate universe where media doesn't exist. Like if 17 children magically vanished from a small town that wouldn't have the *town* in an uproar, Fox News would be doing 24/7 coverage, the streets would be choked with podcasters.
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-citizen, do you know your Gestapo from your Sipo? Your SA from your SD? Your Waffen SS from your..
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soldiers: haha, look there's the "cops", light them up lol that one bavarian police officer:
German police mistakenly shoot soldier on training exercise In Bavaria, the Bundeswehr is carrying out a training exercise called Marshal Power, involving some 500 military police as well as hundreds of first responders from police, fire and rescue services. What makes these
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I should probably read this so that I know it as more than "that book they give to the orangutan in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes"
Jane Schoenbrun is set to write & direct a series adaptation of ‘BLACK HOLE’ for Netflix. The graphic novel follows a group of teenagers who face a strange sexually transmitted disease that causes bizarre physical mutations. (Source: Deadline)
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Zack Snyder’s BLOOD MERIDIAN
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Pet peeve of mine is when you see someone with a lot of posters framed but the frame is a little bit too big for the poster
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Not defending Platner at all btw that bozo can get fucked I just think moe has boring friends lmao
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I most definitely approach getting tattoos with the kind of care, rigor & seriousness of purpose normal people apply toward buying a house
Everyone I know w tattoos approached getting said tattoos w the care, rigor & seriousness of purpose normal ppl might apply toward buying a house alas, Graham Platner did not do this But he put unusual thought & care into his campaign platform &...kinda get why they hate him!
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reminds me of this
i accidentally watched like 3 minutes of the new smiling friends episode in spanish and i didn't question everyone speaking spanish because it just seemed like something they would do
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Do yourself a favor and go read Black Hole. Also if Netflix pulls this off we could have an all time great on our hands.
Jane Schoenbrun is set to write & direct a series adaptation of ‘BLACK HOLE’ for Netflix. The graphic novel follows a group of teenagers who face a strange sexually transmitted disease that causes bizarre physical mutations. (Source: Deadline)
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I got this tattoo when I was on a bender while enlisted in the marines, I had no idea it was related to Mike Judge and his eugenicist beliefs
It’s aged very poorly unless you believe in Eugenics and heritability of IQ and are classist
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