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The Department of the Army has launched a new pilot outreach initiative called “Relatable Resilience."

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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recently issued a slew of new policy directives to create a lethal fighting force that rewards individual initiative, excellence, and hard work based on merit as demonstrated through tasteful body art.

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Air Force can’t figure out why sailor would spend $1,280 on tattoo

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U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) deported Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps Carlos Ruiz on Monday, officials confirmed.

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Department of Government Efficiency unable to find single chief warrant officer to fire

NEW: ICE deports Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps

In a significant development in both foreign policy and snack branding, President Donald Trump announced today that all future U.S. military strikes on Iran will be officially sponsored by PepsiCo.

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Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles

Elon Musk awarded Bronze Star for accomplishing nothing

NEW: Iran rebranded 'Pepsistan' in new Pepsi-Pentagon strategic partnership