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JUST IN: Suleimani bag still on carousel 9 at Baghdad International Airport
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BREAKING: Pentagon awards contract to United Airlines to forcibly remove Assad
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Sergeant major says no one is leaving Afghanistan until all the brass is picked up
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BREAKING: Trump awards self Medal of Honor for hypothetically saving everyone during school shooting
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NEW: Kid dressed as Army recruiter misses candy goal by 20%
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“It’s just misleading,” said the former 101st Airborne Officer who campaigned on his experience as an Army Ranger. “Yeah, I suppose technically she has the title doctor since she has a Ph.D., but everyone knows it’s not the same thing.”
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BREAKING: F-35 can't believe how much the military spends on transgender troops
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BREAKING: Trump appoints French immigrant Vladimierre Poutin as new FBI Director
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BREAKING: Michael Flynn opens Center for Spies who Can't Tradecraft Good
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We didn’t write this
BREAKING: US military says exchange of fire between Iraqi, Kurdish forces in Kirkuk a "misunderstanding."
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BREAKING: Walter Reed medics tell President to return during sick call hours
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Russia accidentally kills senior Islamic State leader while bombing hospital
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Veteran Protests Student Loan Forgiveness, Insists He Earned His Freebies the Hard Way
This student loan lawsuit is personal for me.
I paid for my education in blood, sweat, and tears in service to my nation, as did so many others.
It’s a slap in the face to every working American to be left with the tab for someone else’s Ivy League debt.
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I am begging veterans in Congress to just be normal. Please.
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BREAKING: Sean Spicer begs Navy Reserve for multi-year deployment to anywhere remote
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Pilot trusts feelings, turns off targeting computer, bombs hospital
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Afghan veteran launches Brown Rifle Chai Company
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Taliban confirms they won’t visit the White House if they win the War on Terror
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BREAKING: Saudi Arabia beheads first female robot citizen
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War in Afghanistan sues Marvel for copyright infringement over 'Infinity War' film
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BREAKING: Army strategists much better at planning fantasy wars instead of war in Afghanistan
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BREAKING: Amazing! Afghanistan's '10-year challenge' picture looks exactly the same
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“Rules are rules,” said a Ranger Instructor.
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BREAKING: Troops ask to live with Mattis after divorce is finalized
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NEW: "Nailed it!", says Intel officer who assessed Middle East violence as "possible".
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Marine Corps and Army physically ill after watching Navy live-fire practice
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‘We’re making real progress,’ say last 17 commanders in Afghanistan
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This wasn’t us
Her-cu-les, Her-cu-les!
You don’t want to be on the receiving end of this gunship, aka the Angel of Death.
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Both of these individuals are qualified to become U.S. Marines if they are not already.
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BREAKING: Pentagon to weed out extremists by banning Marine Corps
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Army to replace robots with cheaper, more expendable Marines
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BREAKING: Putin selects Mike Flynn as next Wagner Group chief
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New MRE has only tobacco, caffeine, and jalapeño-cheese spread
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BREAKING: Marines mop parking lot in preparation for VIP hurricane
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The Taliban don't have video games. So why are they so violent, US wonders
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“We have no metric for what success looks like,” said one high ranking officer. “Is it an hour after the man is sworn in? Is it when the protesters have all left? We just don’t know.”
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Man Who Never Served Weighs in on Military Standard
This is pathetic. Even volunteer women in the military cause the standards to be reduced. These Republicans are from bright red states & this is what we get… in the face of open borders, inflation, mandatory jabs, crime… these clowns draft women.
#DontDraftOurDaughters
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Trump overturns extra duty for three E-4s who were late for formation
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Ken Burns runs out of hard drive space for Afghan War documentary
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Duffel Blog: CIA reveals Santa was killed in Cambodian airspace in 1971
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Army mandates quarterly 'don’t invade the Capitol' training
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NEW: Major dies while on hold with SATO Travel
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NEW: First female Navy SEAL maintains standard of being Oakley wearing D-bag
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BREAKING: 134 percent of Marines arrested in nationwide ASVAB cheating scam
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Local Man Graduates from Keyboard Warrior School
Imagine growing up on the Iliad, or stories of El Cid or William Marshal or the Red Baron - only to join the armed forces to spend years being screamed at by something like this.
In so many ways, America has become (has been made) ridiculous.
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BREAKING: War in Afghanistan sues Marvel for copyright infringement over 'Infinity War' film
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NEW TODAY: Are millennials killing the aimless, protracted war industry?
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"Nailed it!", says Intel officer who assessed Middle East violence as "possible".
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BREAKING: Trump taps decorated Army General for White House communications post
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U.S. tells Kurds it’s just going out for a pack of cigarettes
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BREAKING: US quietly builds helipad on roof of embassy in Afghanistan
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BREAKING: Nike apologizes for forgetting military monopoly on sacrifice
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BREAKING: “Trump has his timeline. I have mine.”
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BREAKING: Mattis attends confirmation hearing wearing only Spartan helmet and 'Fuck ISIS' boxers
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Military COIN experts claim they can stop protests in just 17 years
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BREAKING: Revolutionary new bomb can destroy $3 million of taxpayer money in a single strike
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NEW: Russian warship honors Ukrainian request to go fuck itself
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NEW: Department of Defense: "We're not smart enough to run a Taylor Swift PSYOP."
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US Navy seeks to raise allowed number of accidental whale collisions
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Navy names missile after Crozier just to fire him a third time
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Grown man yells at other grown man for not wearing a hat outside
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BREAKING: Smart bomb finally destroys something that costs more than a smart bomb
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BREAKING: Parents bribe service academies to not accept their children’s applications
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BREAKING: “Is this like an extra duty?” he asked.
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BREAKING: Dead veterans agree with President Trump, are happy and proud of low unemployment numbers
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Marie Kondo urges nation to thank veterans for their service before discarding them
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BREAKING: 'Eternal Flaming Wheelbarrow Full of Cash' picked as Global War On Terror Memorial
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BREAKING: Turkey pardoned by Trump had multiple contacts with Russian officials
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BREAKING: Air Force drops pumpkin spice JDAM on Taliban position
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It would be inappropriate to say how objectively fucking sick this looks, so I won’t say it. Many people will, but I won’t.
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#Afghanistan
: Footage has emerged showing what appears to be Taliban security forces patrolling the streets of Kabul on rollerblades.
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WASHINGTON — A recent study conducted by the RAND Corporation has found that most Space Force recruits are fluent in Klingon or other fictional languages.
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BREAKING: Virginia Guard's 276th Engineer Battalion recognized for outstanding vehicle maintenance program
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BREAKING: Army calls for 200,000-man detail to fill sandbags on US-Mexico border
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NEW TODAY: Army says generals can substitute two-minute plank in lieu of victory in Afghanistan
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BREAKING: Coast Guard begins reselling seized cocaine amid government shutdown
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Don't worry, J.R., we remember your military service.
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