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Ars Technica writer. I do not speak for my employer. Retweets are endorsements unless ironic. Immigrant. Londoner, New Yorker, European. Poly/pan/pervy. He/Him.

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I got this very welcome message today (shared with permission), and it's a big part of why I'm so public about what I've been through and am continuing to work on with depression.
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@fayeedadondada @LoveeSBG Idk, man, maybe it's because the dude was fucking insane? She doesn't owe him a follow or a response or time of fucking day.
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@KartikeyaGupt @kellylyric001 @Wkhnage @realDonaldTrump how do you propose to exercise consumer choice when you're unconscious in the back of an ambulance?
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@fayeedadondada @LoveeSBG Some people deserve to be named and shamed, to demonstrate to the world at large that they behavior is not acceptable.
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@DrPizza
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Linda Hamilton looks like she ACTUALLY hunts terminators for a living
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Here's your first look at Linda Hamilton returning as Sarah Connor in 2019's untitled #Terminator sequel/reboot:
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@RepAndyBarr @AOC @DanCrenshawTX She asked about domestic terrorists and you talk about Afghanistan? Are you fucking stupid?
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@bernardcullen @SpinHBarone Yeah because stripping us of our rights and taking 8% off GDP just because you hate foreigners is so fucking hilarious.
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@DrPizza
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@mosesd1974 @DaveVescio Medication provides an enormous quality of life improvement for millions. It should not be stigmatized or eschewed.
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@fayeedadondada @LoveeSBG Funny thing is, I have open DMs and I've never once received anything like that.
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@rahulsood @FoxNews The sad part is that I bet plenty of their viewers see this and think that Republicans do a better job.
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@ParkerMolloy "that was not my intention" uhhhh I'm pretty sure it was....
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Oh look at that, time for the annual fabricated story about the Superbowl being some huge driver behind sex trafficking, a claim as ever made without evidence or corresponding arrests.
@dcexaminer
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Ocasio-Cortez wants to abolish ICE, the agency fighting the illegal sex trade at the Super Bowl
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@mosesd1974 @DaveVescio I deal with a person with depression. Me. Drugs are live changing.
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@thedsggroup @bernardcullen @SpinHBarone That's mighty convenient for you.
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republicans: "laws can't possibly prevent shootings" also republicans: "we need laws against drug usage and abortion"
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@mosesd1974 @DaveVescio The real issue is that antidepressants enable many people to lead normal lives
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@DrPizza
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relax, north korea isn't going to drop a nuclear bomb on anyone. it'll be a warhead in a missile, not a bomb.
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@thedsggroup @bernardcullen @SpinHBarone Please explain to me how JIT supply chains are going to be preserved without membership of the SM and CU. Where's your impact analysis for the effect of brexit on agriculture? How do you propose to maintain the peace in Northern Ireland?
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It's funny, when black kids deny attacking people in Central Park, and are even exonerated by DNA and the courts, Trump thinks they should be executed anyway. But when a white child molester denies claims against him, Trump thinks he should be made a senator.
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If he didn't want to be attacked he wouldn't have gone out dressed like that
@RawStory
Raw Story
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Preacher carrying ‘you deserve to be raped’ sign hit over the head by baseball bat-wielding woman
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@JordanUhl @UAW What's he expecting them to do, exactly, just seize GM's factory and build GM knock offs? How socialist.
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@jbouie You know, his diction is surprisingly good considering the amount of cock he has in his mouth.
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@KurtSchlichter @RadioFreeTom You said all that when Obama was elected too. Remind me how many guns he seized?
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@tonyschwartz I'm still amazed that nobody seems to have come forward with an abortion he paid for
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@DrPizza
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Pets require unconditional love given without expectation of reciprocation. Of course Trump doesn't have one. What's in it for him?
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@BraddJaffy does anyone have any clue what the fuck he's even talking about?
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Remind me how many guns were taken by Obama?
@JulieBorowski
Julie Borowski
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Dear Liberals, if you feel unsafe because Trump won, might I suggest buying a gun for self defense. At least we won't take them away.
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@ems1944 @Kdotmart @SusanDa50168535 @SummerRatcliff @womensmarch @VP @mike_pence Pence is going to be at best banal, at worst disingenuous and bigoted. Listening is a waste of everyone's time.
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google has finally managed to ship a secure android phone
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@clubdirthill As someone named DrPizza I dread to think what my involvement in pizzagate will turn out to be.
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@Andy_Wheatley @haveigotnews Sadly it's also why Boris is perceived as affable and a good egg, rather than the dishonest opportunist shitbag that he really is.
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BREAKING: Contoso still uses Windows XP.
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@KurtSchlichter @RadioFreeTom Religious liberty? The Republicans are backing a man who wants to ban Muslims from Congress!
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@ddd_deborah @sammynickalls @originalgriz Show a repeatable verifiable causal link.
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@anildash @ParkerMolloy I almost want to hear his non rude interpretation. "ok dude, so what DID you mean by it?"
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@JordanUhl @thor_benson Is he adjusting his human mask?
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@rosieatlarge To be fair, corn flakes are vastly inferior to porridge. They can be salvaged with a good bit of cream, but that's true of most cereal. You have to eat them so fast, otherwise they turn into sadness and cardboard.
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@KristySwansonXO @kathygriffin @realDonaldTrump Dying three times is just careless.
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@AshLeeStrong That scoring was terrible and not the version of the bill that was voted on. Try again.
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It's May. The bug was patched in March. It doesn't matter how the bug was reported if people don't install patches anyway.
@Jim_Harper
Jim Harper
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Had the NSA followed standard protocols for disclosing software vulnerabilities, this wouldn't have happened.
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I tell you what, Linux users deserve SharePoint.
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@Le_Baron__Rouge @kegill @marinakyritsis @YanniKouts @BILD ... But Obama won the popular vote both times...
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@Freeyourmindkid The crazy part is that many Trump voters will be subject to this humiliation. But I'd put money on Trump believing that food stamps are primarily used by blacks....
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@dannybster @iamdevloper Joke's on you. The backup script was broken anyway so we've been sending empty tapes to off-site storage each month.
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OH SHIT, SJWS HAVE RUINED GAMING AFTER ALL: http://t.co/9vrgke9iJc
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@classiclib3ral ah yes, the famous ironic indelible swastika permanently emblazoned across your chest
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"oh yeah we didn't delete the articles, we just deleted any way of reading the articles, totally different"
@The_Corres
The Correspondent
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Here’s our full response concerning @sarahkendzior ’s work for De Correspondent:
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HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES
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@Luke_Fisher1998 @lionelbarber @piersmorgan @FT Did the leavers "get over it" when the decision was made in the 1970s? No? Then why the fuck should the remainers?
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@rayna_stclair @hemphalump @BraddJaffy the shortage of airframe failures making planes fall out of the sky is a strong indicator.
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Deleted scene: Elliot trying to make any one of 19 different Linux audio stacks produce a sound
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@DrPizza
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"corrupt" in his case meaning "they say the healthcare bill is bad, but not as bad as the White House's own estimate"
@thehill
The Hill
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Gingrich: "Corrupt" CBO should be abolished
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@NatalieRevolts @AntiCelebration The only people who believe it to be real are spectacularly stupid.
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@evepeyser Because a common complaint leveled at Hillary was that people claimed not to want a dynasty...
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@fayeedadondada I think women should be able to use the same services as men do, in the same way as men do, without fear of harassment.
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Of all the ways I've seen WU fuck up before, this one is new to me http://t.co/afZfm6btc2
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@classiclib3ral They absolutely love being the victim, even though it's utterly absurd.
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ah yes, the nuremberg defence.
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I hope everyone who's gone home for Thanksgiving is enjoying watching TV with the aspect ratio fucked.
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@DrPizza
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Everyone complaining about Microsoft buying GitHub needs to offer a better solution
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THIS IS PRECISELY WHY MICROSOFT MADE WINDOWS 10 UPDATES SO AGGRESSIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE ARGH
@troyhunt
Troy Hunt
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Why is malware effective? Because of idiotic advice like this: "Stop Windows 10 from automatically updating your PC"
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@BraddJaffy What fucking amateurs
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Microsoft’s problem isn’t how often it updates Windows—it’s how it develops it
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Hands-on: Microsoft’s HoloLens is flat-out magical http://t.co/QXI5uf9Ck5
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@ems1944 @Kdotmart @SusanDa50168535 @SummerRatcliff @womensmarch @VP @mike_pence This is not a venue for engagement, and any vocal protest would be met with cries of "disruptive" or "disrespectful" from the right.
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I don't think Americans grasp how fucking weird it is to play the national anthem at every sporting event.
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@anarcat_ @Levit0 I don't know but mine is peaking right now
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did i visit apple dot com by accident
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@ChevreBoueri @shelbyfero christ, these fuckwits still don't get that he's totally beholden to corporate interests?
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The well known software company "Windows".
@ForbesTech
Forbes Tech
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Windows has officially stopped selling Windows 7 and 8.1
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visual studio needs a "rename this project, and its project file, and the folder it lives in" thing.
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All 54 tweets of this are worth reading.
@cmclymer
Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦
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1/ Off all the episodes of Trump's callousness, the ones about food have stuck to me quite vividly because for me, it’s personal… (thread)
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@JimSterling obviously any excess Patreon cash after producing each month's output should simply be incinerated.
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Pence's implicit claim that men will inevitably rape girls certainly puts his refusal to dine with women in context
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@rahulsood @FoxNews If they had any aptitude for critical thinking, they wouldn't be watching Fox in the first place....
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what the actual fuck, it's only thursday? I have had that friday feeling ALL DAY this sucks ass
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@internetjim anime is for pedos
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@tankietakes good grief, these fucking people
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Which opinions, @jack ? Be specific. Are these opinions like "taxes should be lower"? Or are they opinions like "Certain groups should not receive basic human dignity"? Because there's a big difference between the two.
@thehill
The Hill
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Twitter CEO says conservative employees "don't feel safe to express their opinions"
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the year is 2018 and windows phone/windows mobile 10 is still the best looking phone platform with the best core UI (launcher/notifications/etc)
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What a stunning example of how his government assistance is earned, but other people's should be taken away.
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An ancient Chrome tab trick just blew my mind
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@SiobhanFTB @DrJenGunter it's a whole new interpretation of the pussy magnet
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@ems1944 @Kdotmart @SusanDa50168535 @SummerRatcliff @womensmarch @VP @mike_pence "no one cared". The fact that it made the news cycle and is being talked about shows that people do, in fact, care.
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@SamPrell I don't think that defending a movement that started explicitly to harass women is even remotely defensible. Those people denied the facts of how and why GG started, and they NEVER, EVER aired anything even resembling a legitimate complaint.
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@Tttttttttrey @jbouie I think putting Donald Trump's penis into anyone's mouth is a bad thing.
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I bet 2017-2020 is going to see a lot more health insurance and marriages taken away than 2009-2016 saw guns taken away.
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@gbsimivly @Marys_musings @samstein @qjurecic yes, who could have imagined that the republicans didn't give a shit about governing and governance after four decades of insisting that government is the problem.
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The continued implication that kneeling is somehow disrespectful is the thing I find so peculiar about this. Of all the protests that could be made, it's hard to imagine something more respectful. It's almost as if there were some other factor at play.
@RapSheet
Ian Rapoport
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Here is the NFL’s new national anthem policy:
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@davidfrum Because nothing in trump's campaign even begun to suggest that he was going to hurt the rich. Conversely, just about everything in his campaign suggested he would hurt immigrants and minorities.
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