@Eugenia_Cooney
On the bright side... You now have the blessing of a really awesome gift for your local women's shelter. Those are some high need items that people don't typically donate.
It's my 41st birthday and my 5th bonus birthday after cancer would've taken my life if my treatment had not been so amazingly effective. It's so weird to be alive.
#grateful
#blessed
I created a team called Grinders for Good for poker players who want to grind 24 hours on November 5th to raise money for
#ExtraLife
! Join my team and let's
#raiseitup
this year to help sick kids! ♠♥♣👑
#pokertwitter
Plz RT🔁
I want a female friend who is just as obsessed with poker as I am to talk about poker with nearly daily and sometimes chat about our real life stuff? I'm not ready to be a good best friend yet, but baby steps right?
@Angry_Polak
@shaundeeb
I just... can't be mean, because I look up to Shaun Deeb. But I also look side to side because his Hendon Mob and BMI are the same number.
Hot take... I kind of like how poker is the only socially acceptable place for introverts to be aggressively antisocial. I wish my introvert friends would be like, "yes, I will go to the party, as long as I can be in my cocoon."
Dear sim, I input the flop but you still ain't calling
I left my hand, bet size, & my position at the bottom
I won two pots back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem with GTO Wizard or something
Sometimes I scribble histories too sloppy when I jot 'em
Life's a gamble. I would have bet my life on my marriage before divorce. I got cancer with no risk factors. Poker taught me how to make peace with life's variance. Don't tell me that nobody should have introduced it to me.
Imagine pretending like you promote poker on your stream so other people can “learn important life skills”. The reality is that you are paid more money if your viewers lose money on the website. This is basic economics…
You guys... I'm joining the
@PokerDetox
CFP! This has been a dream of mine since 2020, and was my New Year's Resolution this year! Congratulate me with high fives or dog food in the comments, please.
Not enough attention is being given to this stunt. Xuan is playing her way across the 2nd largest country in the world on limited liferoll/bankroll. Throw her an encouraging comment and, to hell with my affiliate link, use hers.
I need a graphic designer to make me an artsy fartsy poker hand-ranking chart that I can use on my Twitch stream. Branded QueenOfDiamonds ♠️❤️♣️👑 and using # FF91AF pink. As small as is comfortably legible. How much?
@ElCocinero386
My favourite Jamaican places are where they grouchily say they don't have anything on the menu and they make you describe vaguely what you're craving and sell you a random mystery meal that turns out to be phenomenal.
Can this be the year that a major poker coaching site hires a female coach? Props to women in poker media, but female beginners and intermediate players need to see people like them getting in the scrum and talking strategy with the guys.
@RunItOnce
@UpswingPoker
@SolveForWhyTV
New poker service just dropped! Poker mom. Are you studying today? Then, why haven't you called me to check in? I hope that's water you're drinking? Why on Earth are you scrolling Twitter this late! Go to bed! Accepting new clients.
@daraokearney
If my cancer treatment had been ineffective, I would've died by age 36. I've had 6 bonus years so far. Praying to survive a 7th. I need 8 more until my kids are grown.
Look, all I want is a poker family that trains together, roasts each others' lines, and answers each others' frantic, "idk poker" downswing texts at odd hours. Occasionally, we'd meet up for mountaintop poker retreats & bond over shared trauma. Is that too much to ask?
6 years ago yesterday I was starting chemotherapy. This year I got a DOG. Life is a trip! Meet my new best friend, Nipper! Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!
If anyone is looking to switch to a new poker site,
@RunItOncePoker
doesn't ban pros for playing too well. Plus, if we ever ended up with a StreamR who was disrespectful to women, I'm sure
@Farah_Galfond
& I would send him crying home to mommy in short order.
Raising eyebrows at men in poker this week who think women are "just" not interested in poker because of some biological differences in their lady synapses.
The unmoderated
@DougPolkVids
Twitch chat was a mess yesterday with some boy making gay jokes. I'd like to offer to mod. You can pay me in a steady supply of
@NaruOrganics
. That stuff's 🔥 and I'm running low.
Rest in peace, Grandma Pat, after 91 years of life and 73 years of marriage. ❤️ It has been heartening to see all the family surrounding her these last days. I loved her and I miss her.
Thank gods for poker. Stressful day for a chronic medical patient. My kidney guy said there might be something wrong with my ticker. Now I've got a heart guy and a lot to do for him tomorrow n' next week. But once I sit down to open tables it all melts away into the moment. 💓
@beesbrain
@TessFowler
Thank you! I had to wait a couple of years due to lymph node involvement, but it felt amazing to reclaim my body with a tattoo. The artist is Amy Jillaine.
I had a poker nightmare that I entered a big tourney. Four cards were dealt the first hand and I realized I'd accidentally regged PLO. Then I noticed
@JonathanLittle
was seated directly to my left. In the dream I was ready to sit out and cry! 😭🦈🃏🃏🃏🃏
GG to GG. I’m no longer on
@GGPoker
Team Canada. Grateful for my teammates, manager, & the opportunity to work with the world's biggest poker room. I'm looking forward to the next blessing to come from the poker world to fall in my lap!
(1/3)
#ggpokercanada
#alwaysagoodgame
I had the great honour of attending a
@GREGGOESALLIN
home game today! I am a huge fan, so it was cool to get a pair of the famous ALL IN sunglasses! Thank you, Greg!
I've studied for almost a week and now I'm taking my new
@PokerDetox
Trainee materials for a test drive. Wish me luck. Everyone in chat my first session was saying "WTF" so I must be doing something right.
Completed my second hand sample for
@PokerDetox
, this time a small one of 10k hands. I am still noticing a LOT of errors in game and with my review. So, I don't think I'm going to be able to take off my Trainee name tag anytime soon, but this is fun!
Today I completed my one month 50k hand sample 4 tabling 100NL and am now officially on the market for a Coaching For Profits connection. 2022 is the year of the CFP. I love playing volume, I just need to git gud. Clearly I need coaching. I've 2 stables in mind. Recommendations?
@BartHanson
We should make sloppy food at the poker table as socially unacceptable as slow rolling. Like we should all flip out Phil Helmuth style the second somebody starts eating buffalo chicken wings.
Guys, I had my coaching with
@KRabichow
! I refrained from screaming with excitement & chickened out about recording it but I have several concrete, action items to hammer! I was embarrassed to share my data but he made me feel empowered. Highly recommend! Back to the grind! YAS!!
Grateful for the 15 guests who came to my birthday celebration today! We had a 6-handed poker game with 2 spectators learning! I am also thankful to be alive for another bonus year with you, all my friends whom I've met through the community. ❤️
@padspoker
They feel protection is a basic right. Defending your family is an honour and something they would die for. Restricting that basic right they believe is problematic because any government who did that could easily be uncontrollably tyrannical. The individual is free to decide.
I've received MULTIPLE salty PMs from randos saying I'm not good enough to achieve stuff I've achieved for whatever reason. Yep, that's because if I can do it ANYONE CAN! That means you too, my frienemies! If you can't accept that, I'mma just have to drink your salty tears. 😭😋
Your friendly neighbourhood schizophrenic is taking a break from
#PokerTwitter
until the next drama cycle because everybody keeps insisting she go visit that reality thing. See you next Tuesday!
I finished my first 10k hands of the volume challenge for the
@PokerDetox
30 Day public course. I don't wanna' brag in the Discord and make guys with real jobs feel bad, so all y'all are just going to have to be proud of me.
Played 2k hands today on
@ggpoker
because I was running well. I'm now a third of the way through my first hand sample as a
@PokerDetox
trainee. Tryna' pass my training period and get into D1. This is SUCH a fun style to play!
#GGPokerCanada
You guys... I'm registered for the Venom, and you bet your Aces I'll be streaming Sunday at 10:00am Pacific Time on so follow and turn on notifications for when I go live!
♠️♥️♣️👑
Thanks
@Ebony_Kenney
for the opportunity!
A year ago today
@ajcox23
introduced me to a little movement called
@joinpokerpower
and invited me on board to teach women how to play poker. It's a testament to their good will that I have stuck with them a whole year. I, like many poker players, am fickle and buck authority.
To the guy who deleted his comment about how if I was halfway attractive I could crush at 1/3... I know I'm too fugly for 1/3. That's why I'm tryna' move up. 🤷♀️
Good news! I saw a cardiologist about my low heart rate and he says it's harmless to my health and I'm just a stone cold villain. For real, though, I'm under doctor's orders to be lazy in the very early mornings.
I just graduated
@PokerDetox
Training into D1! I never thought I'd find another poker community that could hold a candle to the
@CPGPodcast
Greatness Village, but people at Detox care too and are rooting for me. Haven't felt these levels of bro love since competitive karate.
My son just... jamming out on his guitar for the poker home game. It has also turned into an informal jam session. Another player brought his guitar. The new girl is bringing her ukulele next time.
@nu_mindframe
When my daughter was 4 she had a yellow balloon escape through the car window. She screamed the whole ride home about wanting her yellow balloon, inconsolable when I told her that was impossible. Pull into the driveway & a different yellow balloon is caught in the bushes waiting.
I have new and old poker strategies colliding in my head. Best thing to do now is forget everything and go blow off some steam at 1/3.
#ggpokercanada
@ggpoker
I just tested posi for the 'rona, but I am Clinically Extremely Vulnerable, so my pharmacist is delivering Paxlovid now. I'm very privileged & fortunate. Please comment poker content I should watch while forced to take it easy at home.
#clinicallyextremelyvulnerable
#Canadian
PSA: It's important to raise awareness and educate about the growing epidemic of FOMO. Did you know that FOMO is currently the leading cause of cash game players blowing their rolls on MTT degeneracy? Ask your friends if you may be suffering from FOMO today. 💔
PSA: I won't rep your sketchy, low rent poker site or app... Unless you pay me an obscene amount of money to sell out. So unless you're struggling to text me while rolling a wheelbarrow full of Benjamins my way, you can spare yourself the DM.