Doug Carter
@DougCarter2171
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God, Jesus, John 15:18. Born and raised in Flint Michigan. UNL ‘99. AIDS survivor, Max velo: 98mph
Joined October 2024
Herro mr wush chair. I am werry ferda and would ruv to join your fraternity!
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@SaucebossC Personally 8 because it’s closest to the bong. Gotta look at the bigger picture here.
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@DNVR_Buffs San Jose State WR Nick Nash:.• 1st in receptions.• 1st in receptions per game.• 1st in receiving yards.• 1st in receiving yards per game.• 1st in receiving touchdowns. Are we serious right now? These awards mean nothing anymore.
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Jaden Daniels is going to make an NFC Championship game before Dak Prescott😭😭😭
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Liberals that are bears fans are in absolute shambles after that electric start to the draft by clay matthews.
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@ParkAveLoafers This is why I use my accounting professors personal info. Never let them know your next move.
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Kids in Africa must have a hard time figuring out why their t-shirts say chiefs 3-peat when the 49ers and eagles were the last two champions
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Any recently game worn volleyball compression shorts?.
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@itssydneythomas @IamSydneyThomas Sydney. What bowl do you think Nebraska will make? . You think you could potentially also make a showing to the game as well?. -Doug.
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@PFF_College @MizzouFootball I look up Brady cook. Who’s his favorite edge rusher? Johnny Walker. What do I do? Hang out with Johnny walker, by myself with Brady Cook, on the football field. Why? Cause I studied bro. I knew what he liked!.
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Everyone reacting to the Luka Doncic and Anthony Davis trade right now
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@B1GMBBall @OhioStateHoops 44 fucking free throws for the buckeyes are you serious? Seems like anytime Nebraska is on the road in Columbus for any sport they just get fucked over by the zebras. Please figure it out.
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It’s impossible to provide a meal for my family in todays economy. This is getting ridiculous!
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@ColeRagansSZN That MJ guy seems pretty good. Maybe we should call him up and see if it works out!.
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Girlfriend introduced me to Mr Solis and finally managed to land a finance internship for the summer. Anyone got more intel on him? Seems like a great guy!
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Jalen Milroe is NOT better than Sheduer Sanders. But this is becoming the greatest hate watch of all time imo.
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Praying for a day off tomorrow. But minorities you what time it is! Rev up those engines and get to dashing!
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“I wonder if Rita is looking at this same moon at this same moment. I like that”
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@wcsportsx Defenders arm was only on the ball because it was trapped between worthy. It’s either an incompletion or a catch. Stop reaching for clicks.
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The SEC burnerverse cannot comprehend this. GB out of a pitcher in 15°
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I’m convinced 80% of people who run marathons would not run marathons if they weren’t allowed to post about it on social media.
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If you say so!
@IPA_Hater @beckywitht50357 I want every man on this app to post their body or face before they try to talk about someone else’s.
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I don’t like Angel because she’s a thug!.
Let me offer clarity: . You can be white & prefer Caitlin over Angel Reese w/o being racist. You can be black & prefer Caitlin over Angel w/o being a “sellout,” “coon” “corny” etc. However, if your insults of Angel aren’t basketball related, you’re more problem than solution.
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@ogron49 Stupid yns rubbing off on him. Making him do TikTok’s and getting silly haircuts. I miss when football was football Ron!.
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Free Mr. Wacker till it’s backwards. He did nothing wrong!
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Football is Mid.Basketball sucks.Baseball sucks. But at least we got volleyball right guys!.
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@JohnRockerBurn For example Max Perry. What does he like? Throwing up the fours. What do I do? Mums. Throwing up the fours, by myself, with him and his girlfriend and Brody in the primer. Why? Cause I studied bro. I knew what he liked!.
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@Austin_Samanske @GameTimeRecruit @prospectdugout Austin great job hitting the strike zone but my 10u machine pitch throws faster than you. Get in that weight room son!.
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My son has received and DECLINED an offer from @HawkeyeFootball because fuck that bitch ass school
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@gabagool1957 @hubertthompstim @MichaelBergJr Tony,. Schmaboud would mog all the competition away. Let’s be real it’d be unfair to the other contestants.
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Sit out and see how little of a fuck people give.
Angel Reese is demanding that she gets paid as much as the NBA players or she's sitting out.
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@JohnRockerBurn They should acknowledge this tweet as well. Love the takes John!.
I would finger blast 3/4 of Nebraska women’s volleyball team.
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@_ChasinChecks @DNVR_Buffs Good afternoon JD,. I did not say anything before the award because I believed it was something that didn’t have to be said. Now I’m outraged about the lack of media coverage for a player like Nick Nash.
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@ScarletShootPod Sad to see a player like Brice Williams not even make the ncaa tournament. He deserves to play on the big stage.
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I hope everyone’s free fliff dollar turns into 50 tonight 🤞 🙏.
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Seems like the estrogen in the tap water is getting to be a serious issue.
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Even after Michigan stomps on Alabama. The SEC is 100-0 in hypothetical matchups.
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Drew Allar
ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!.
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Love how he has the frat in the bio but not the football team. Someone find his burner.
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@BarackObama @MichelleObama Happy birthday Michael! . Hey Barack, get ready to take it in the back door like you guys did in the ole White House!. Have fun!.
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I think bro has been expanded enough.
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It’s March. You know what that means. Time to watch dude perfect March Madness stereotypes yet again.
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3 Jewish coaches and 1 black coach for the number 1 seeds. What happened to the game I love?
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Just had 18 white claws and a trip to the emergency room after my 1 year olds birthday party. Some could say this is rock bottom but I say this is my mountain top.
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Can’t believe Wyndham Clark has a major and Slick Rick doesn’t😓
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I hope St. John’s gets upset first round. Can’t stand all these people hoping on the bandwagon.
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