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Eli Whitney

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NFL owner | I fucking love the Minnesota timberwolves | From wherever won’t get me hit | Huskers | Inventor of the Cotton Gin

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8 months
Holy shit the man himself…
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RT @BarstoolBigCat: This is bullshit. Justice for twins fans. Sell the team you dumb fucks!.
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14 hours
Actually how the fuck do you lose 4 super bowls in a row.
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RT @0x002timmy: @TheDunkCentral “My brother is broke, and I get bitches”.
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My mom goes “do you remember this?” And shows me a video of harambe.
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5 days
Got these before the deadline
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RT @SharpFootball: best W-L record vs a division opponent the last decade:. 17-3 (85%): Packers over the Bears.17-3 (85%): Chiefs over the….
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Noah Davis may actually be the worst pitcher ever.
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13 days
National girlfriend day isn’t a real thing.
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13 days
Baseball is dumb and the pohlads should see the firing squad.
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BREAKING: The Minnesota Twins are trading shortstop Carlos Correa to the Houston Astros, sources tell ESPN.
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RT @HagemanParker: future sports management textbooks will simply call this chapter: how to lose a fanbase in record time..
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18 days
Who let this Arab join a fraternity
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19 days
@elonmusk genuinely the world would be better off without you.
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19 days
Can’t take the heat apparently!
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Eli Whitney
21 days
The haters are absolutely furious
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Eli Whitney
8 months
I am underage 😂😂😂
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25 days
RT @brndxix: loser shit.
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26 days
Good start Paddack!.
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Eli Whitney
28 days
Alex Morgan still fine as hell.
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Eli Whitney
1 month
RT @oasis:
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Eli Whitney
1 month
Putting pops onto game 🤝 @KaticMichael
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1 month
Unbelievable.
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1 month
Diego Luna such a stud.
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