Out with the Girlfriend Tonight !

I drink on the 4th of July. You know why. It’s because I studied bro. Bapple. It’s bc I studied.

Goo goo ga ga

Holy fucking shit Josh Allen. MVP.

I’m so fat and retarded I perma maxed the mf Mcdonalds app.

Is it gay to bring a glove to a date at a baseball game.

RT @Djmasterbate03: Another day in my piece of shit incel retard freak evil pervert life

Lick box like you do to your beers.

Wearing this to the bars next Friday*.

JOKIC IS WASHED. STUPID AH DUMB WHITE BABY. MELO

First Guy ever to OD on beer shit tums

Make Beer Buddy app but for Jerking Off.

WAZZZZ GUUUUDDDDDD

Happy Wing Wednesday

Dropped a 90 on the final. Really wanna say the N word. Anyways. I’m done with Junior year.

Showing up to my final late. Cuz I’m the guy. Happy white boy summer.

Our team fucking blows and beers are 8 dollars. Thank god it’s Saturday.

I would like to thank my mom, Irish people, black guys, Derrick Rose, Jalen Green, Asian people that play chess, beer, The guy who invented burgers, and finally the creator of all Elliot Hayes.

I’m about to play in my first Ranked World Series matchup of the season this year. Got a 796 rn let’s fight for chipper boys. #expecttheunexpected #theshow #teampakistan

She’s Biking to get my food???

Riddle me that Blackman