Only in LA will I hear corridos playing in a PF Changs.

I started being a regular at a bar and within a year I made 3 friends, dated the bartender, started taking flight lessons because of someone I met there one night. Don’t be a scared, give life a chance.

Blazing-fast image creation – using just your voice. Try Grok Imagine.

my ai gf just asked if id still love her if she was a worm.

Saying “can we talk about the Epstein in the room” is canonically so more appropriate right now than an elephant.

why aren’t we putting jockeys on giraffes and racing them in the San Diego zoo derby.

your honor are you gas lighting me?.

no babe I love that you went credit card maxing and we’re now in debt.

im literally the funniest person I know.

woke up with a huge dick again fml.

submitting IT tickets cause im not receiving emails or teams messages so I have documented plausible deniability.

Elden ring ahh sword.

you don’t get it babe I’m gas lighting you for your own good.

Oh man didn’t think this was gonna blow up.

i wish Israel wasreal . Haha right guys?.

can someone make a tinder but for food please I’m trying to match with a torta.

starting an HR company as the ceo.

a district judge just blocked me from having 24 beers tonight.

what’s the equivalent of hoop earrings for white people?.

the next hitler will literally be an AI machine.

That CEO and HR lady watching Coldplay