James Stebick
@DoctorStebick
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Just a simple unfrozen caveman lawyer (he/him)
Southern California
Joined August 2013
Kevin Spacey is going to keep doing the dumb House of Cards voice forever in the same way that ghosts have to wear the clothes they died in.
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Fuck yeah I love this song
Alex Jones announces tonight that auctioneers are now in his offices, and InfoWars is being shut down with everything being auctioned off on Wednesday.
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The Welsh flag has a dragon on it. Come on now.
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Donald Trump and his transition team are already breaking the law. I would know because I wrote the law. Incoming presidents are required to prevent conflicts of interest and sign an ethics agreement. This is what illegal corruption looks like. https://t.co/JJjJ59DgB5
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Imagine if there were 46 female presidents in a row and the first 2 men got beat by Roseanne
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"Would Hank Hill vote for Trump?" Hank Hill couldn't vote for a man with a limp handshake and Trump famously likes his steaks well done with ketchup let's be serious.
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Since it’s Halloween here’s one of my highest scoring tweets (click through for the original post/context)
@JoyceCarolOates I know a lot of people are making fun of this but I wanted to thank you for bringing attention to this very real issue. My grandfather was devoured by a horde of skeletons that climbed into his home so this photo was very upsetting for me.
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Can’t believe I have to keep posting this picture
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This feels like a whole lot of trolley problems for a country with hardly any public transportation
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Maybe I haven’t been tweeting enough. That must have been my problem for the past few months.
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After a stressful and chaotic summer and early fall I’m finally starting to feel like myself again.
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MY WIFE
If The Shining were made today, what would he say instead of “Here’s Johnny!”
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Million dollar John Goodman impression. Serious inquiries only.
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“Tim Walz is just like Chris Farley, that guy I assume everyone hated.”
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