Caleb Synan
@calebsynan
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Hey it’s me. Caleb. I'm a comedian. Watch my special for free 👇
Joined January 2009
I dunno but he’s got jaundice
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AI should be worried about ME. I can make bad art and depress everybody without even trying
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If you are thinking about ditching health insurance all together but are worried about going completely naked in the case something big comes up, you should give CrowdHealth a look. Here is what our CrowdHealth members have paid on average/month over the last 12 months: $143
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If you’d told me when The Mummy came out that they’d both be Oscar winners I would’ve said hell yeah
Oscar winners Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are reportedly reuniting for The Mummy 4 with Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett – the filmmaking duo billed as Radio Silence – directing the long-awaited sequel. https://t.co/K1g9QYoFKM
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If there's one thing I'm sure of it's that whenever all my friends are filled with hope for the future on the way to the polls it works out great every time
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1/ Today, 65+ crypto organizations, from major trade associations to builders, investors, and advocates, spoke together with one voice: it's time for federal agencies to act. Our letter to @POTUS outlines immediate steps @SECGov, @CFTC, @USTreasury, and @TheJusticeDept can take.
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It’s not
Perhaps our purpose is to make the mind of a sentient sun
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Boulder Colorado! Never seen this many adults on bikes. Not for transportation or exercise even. Just for fun! Madness
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I hate when people say I remind them of Louis CK because I’m obviously stealing way more from Norm Macdonald and Brian Regan
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Tweets that’ll go viral for you: 1. “Working 9-5 takes up the whole day!” 2. “Relationships are lowkey ___ .” 3. “Can I say something” followed by nothing 4. Something about checking someone’s header 5. Movie clips that don’t say what the movie is
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AI’s like when Biden ran again. Nobody thinks it should happen but we’re all like maybe it’ll… stop??
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There’s no other generation remotely similar to baby boomers. I got more in common with birds
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To prepare for this scene Matthew McConaughey started a family and went to space in real life. All just to abandon them and get sad! Now THAT’S acting 🙏
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30 agents. Cameras ordered off. @erictrump recounts the moment the raid began.
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A guy behind me in line at the airport asked why we were waiting and a TSA lady said there’s a line. He asked if it was common and she said, “Yes. Lines are common”
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Venmo’s back up! Now I can get back to paying my friends for lunch 6 months late
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Sorry leaves I got bills to pay good luck
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Not when you’re only allowed to watch 6 movies growing up
Princess Bride is a bad movie.
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What Are You Wearing?! The Lord has spiritual garments for YOU today that remove ALL shame. Put on righteousness and walk in victory!
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when was the last time an original film character became a genuine pop cultural icon? There has to have been someone post-Jack Sparrow but I simply can’t think who
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Both would likely be terminators
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Always cool when somebody dumb and ugly gets married. Never give up!
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The thing about having a bunch of irons in the fire is that at some point you gotta take them out and work sucks
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