2 = 1 + 1

“I did not like that internship at all! If that’s what the real world is, I don’t want it.” Overheard on the tube, honey…the real world is worse, much worse.

1am economics/politics with uber/taxi drivers is my favourite subject

6 slices, i think that's the perfect number of slices in an individual pizza, not 4, not 8, 6.

They really had us baby millennials dressing business casual to go to the club 😭😭😭

Hey man is that an American accent? Yeah. From where? Virginia. Sweet home Alabama! Yeah that’s it. #pubtalk

https://t.co/AaEHyJEUet

You don't wanna be out here learning tiktok dances and falling off milk crates

Hey party people, I'm #hiring a Content Marketing Manager to handle all the studio's platforms (web + social). Need to be a great writer, a solid collaborator, and a top-notch human being. This you? (RTs appreciated) 👇👇 https://t.co/9KplWmcWVw #gamedevjobs

Humans greatest achievement - creating stress, then selling the alleviation of said stress as success.

The closer you are to Italy the further you are from having your pizza cut for you

Anti-vaxxers are the best marketing for vaccine companies.

We’re on the hunt for a lead game designer. Is that you?

Nothing makes me feel older than looking for a key on a keyboard and staring at it while pressing it with one finger #home #end

As a... – windows user shutting down I want to... – be presented with multiple modals, asking if I’d like to save changes to ‘Untitled’, without seeing what ‘Untitled’ is so that... – I can shit myself

Waiter/ress: “are you done?” Me: *looking at my empty plate* “is the plate edible?”

I feel so sorry for a newborn when I see their parents a) posting on fb. b) posting conspiracies. c) replying to public threads. A part of me wants to call child services.

Perfection.

Anybody else crave an orange around midnight? At my parents place there was always fruit in the fruit basket..all I have is tomato.

VS live share is ace. 10/10 would recommend. This is not a sponsored ad.