As an… .– #iOS26 user .I want… .– a translucent UI that reflects and refracts its surroundings, delivering a new level of vitality across controls.so that…. – I can struggle to read

RT @ShitUserStory: As a….– user.I want….– unlabelled icons.so that….– delight

RT @ShitUserStory: As an….– Instagram user.I want to….– expand fifty-three comments, three comments at a time, in reverse chronological ord….

As an. – iPhone 15 owner .I want. – an iPhone 16.so that. – I have an iPhone 16. #AppleEvent #iPhone16

RT @ShitUserStory: As a. – website visitor.I want. – multiple large stylesheets hosted in various places.so that. – I can briefly exp….

RT @ShitUserStory: As a. – user pasting text from multiple sources.I want to. – paste the source formatting by default.so that. – all….

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As a….– user.I want….– AI in every product.so that….–

RT @ShitUserStory: As a. – consumer.I want to. – see my favourite multinational corporations update their social media graphics on June….

As an….– Instagram user.I want….– an overwhelming number of options displayed in a wacky pile of buttons.so that….– I can add fucking everything to my story

As a….– Twitter user.I want….– access to the world’s most accurate real-time information source, a global town square for communication.so that….– I can be repeatedly told to look between letters on my keyboard

RT @ShitUserStory: As a….– website visitor.I want to….– patiently wait for content to load dynamically.so that….– I am awash with delight h….

As a….– Twitter user.I want….– free speech.so that….– ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

RT @ShitUserStory: As a. – registering user.I want to. – have my email address begin to validate after I type the first character .so t….

RT @ShitUserStory: As a. – restaurant website visitor.I want to. – have the restaurant phone number appear as an uncopiable raster imag….

As a….– Google user.I want to….– sign in to my account.so that….– I am signed in to my account

RT @ShitUserStory: As a. – Twitter user.I want to. – have the timeline refresh a couple of seconds after opening the app.So that. – t….

As a….– search user.I want….– find relevant results.so that….– Top Relevant Results ‘24.so that….– 100% Free Relevant Results.so that….– Driving Relevant Omnichannel Results.so that….– I can easily find what I am looking for

RT @ShitUserStory: I am ready. #WWDC23 #VisionPro #Apple

RT @ShitUserStory: As a. – registering user.I want to. – inherit a surname with a minimum of three characters, without spaces, hyphens,….