candy crush capital
@Distr_Capital
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fancy email job, married to the market, ggmu, satire
Joined September 2024
@sillyisabella They do it for the $$. Insecurities of others are literally their business.
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Help, my Analyst ordered chocolate milk at the golf course.
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Lmao Analyst came into the office absolutely hammered rn. What a shitshow š.
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Thatās literally me.
not arguing with a woman with big brown eyes. whatever you say princess
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My reply guy has started replying to another girl š.
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Delete your dating apps, the burnerverse works better.
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I just paid because he was complaining about the prices and this guy goes āwas my company that nice?ā š.
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gold on men is disgusting. stick to silver kings.
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The slightly autistic guy will definitely save me.
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Good morning, . chest + tris āļø.sauna āļø.10K steps āļø . Unfollow me if youāre lazy.
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Mutual Monday: like this and Iāll tell you what brand I associate with your profile.
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Guy I was supposed to go on a date with just told me the girl heās had over wants to grab dinner so heās cancelling. Appreciate the honesty, but he couldnāt find another excuse? š.
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Men used to fight wars, now they post pictures of their hands on the internet.
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Ban TikTok? Fine letās ban onlyfans too while weāre at it.
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I for one have not been impregnated by Elon musk.
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Men need women. Women need men. In other words I need him.
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Hands up if you didnāt get married or engaged this year šš»āāļø.
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Me and who.
Excited to announce I have decided to flirt with a e girl in another time zone I'll never meet
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TL so horny. You guys really donāt get laid and it shows on the TL.
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Why do you all give OF girls a platform? Genuinely curious.
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Burner relationship going well. This might end in marriage.
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Me and my burner boy.
2002 era Star Wars looks as old now as 70ās Star Wars looked in the 90s
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Mutual Monday, reply and I will tell you what i like about your profile/bio.
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Me and who.
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And heās asked me out on a date lmao love it.
My favourite insti trader told me heās quitting :( sad day for CCC.
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Being horny is okay, means youāve got a healthy sex drive likely indicating that youāre healthy.
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I have no shame Iāll double and triple message you bc I like talking to you.
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Running laps around the apartment with the most uncomfortable heels I own because the men in my office donāt walk, they run and I have to up my game
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I am thinking of making a Golf groupchat. Like this if you want to be added. Beginners and Professionals :).
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Iām not letting my man get fat, we are tracking every calorie together.
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Hi, this is Carleyās mom. I opened up this app due to the notifications and would like to let y'all know her phone has been confiscated for the time being and we will be having a conversation about this account. The things she has been posting on this app are not ok. šš¼.
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Reply guy this, reply guy that, how about I be your reply girl.
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Lost two balls but I found this bad boy so technically I only lost 1 ball
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Sickens me that I am attracted to the male species.
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You follow me, I follow back, you unfollow me, I unfollow back. Two days later you follow me again, now Iāll follow you again and wait until you unfollow me.
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Sent him a picture yesterday and he still hasnāt replied - leaving him speechless āØ.
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I liked this.
Dry humping is making its comeback in 2025.
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To silence the voices.
What are yall fitness goals?.
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So I came to the conclusion- men who can cook are husband material.
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