Dikembe
@DikembeDudes
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WEST COAST TOUR! It’s been 6 years, oops. We’re coming though, and todays my birthday, get a t i c k e t to celebrate
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The people who won’t wear a mask because they aren’t living their life in fear are the same people bringing a gun into the store to buy potato salad
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Good thing we didn’t raise the minimum wage or everything would be so expensive right now
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My fiancé was on a hike today and watched some wild horses steal a baby stroller from a couple. Florida is ROUGH
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Hello
@GreenDay
, it’s Randy. In 2004 I got on stage and played bass for you in your time of need. Today I tried to buy tix to see you in Nashville and unfortunately I am not a rich man. So now, in my time of need, I am asking for 4 floor tix. I’ll even play again if needed.
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1-500 followers: diy band
501-10,000 followers: emo band
10,001+ followers: pop punk band
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Several weeks ago I was diagnosed with Covid-19, this has been my experience so far. It was pretty damn scary and I didn’t wanna talk about it for a bit. For the record this is Randy, a healthy 35 year old with no pre-existing conditions.
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Yo
@Metallica
are you gonna help promote this tour or not? It starts in ONE WEEK and you haven’t made a single post.
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We are dish pit emo
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This is a bad take, good people live in Florida, and Tennessee, and Mississippi, and Texas, just because our current government is atrocious doesn’t mean that the people living there should have to go without small joys and art and places and ways to express themselves.
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Hey
@MrBeast
would you pay 5 of us $250,000 to drive cross country in a minivan and sleep on floors every night? Every day we will perform the tedious task of loading/unloading gear while mildly to severely intoxicated. we will only eat fast food and only shit at gas stations
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@Eve6
Is this like when your parents think any music with distorted guitars is heavy metal?
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Unarmed protesters protesting the police murder of
#GeorgeFloyd
vs. armed white protesters who stormed the capital building over having to wear face masks. Very different responses from the police. There is no justice in America.
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Look these teachers, these teachers want us to work. And I say fine I’ll work, but you gotta let me do the kinda work that I wanna do. And for me Lindsey, it’s my drum kit man, this is my passion, this is the essence of who I am now. but before I had this I was lost too
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My wife was reading a book and I was like hey I have the audiobook
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Every day online I have to see people say “it’s a hoax!” “It doesn’t effect young health people!” I just think about the 3 months I was in and out of the hospital, on oxygen, coughing blood with covid. 35, healthy, no pre-existing conditions. You aren’t invincible, stay home.
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Sorry I had to bail on
@thefestfl
but I heard it was cool anyway. Here is my decent excuse. Her name is Adeline.
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Noticed a lot of new followers lately, so we felt it was important to let y’all know that this band stands 100% behind the Black Lives Matter Movement. We believe that the pathway to racial justice in the U.S. must include the demilitarization and defunding of the police.
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You either die a 3rd wave emo band or live long enough to become a 4th wave grunge band.
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Hey
@Publix
you donated $5K to
@Kat_Cammack
who voted to overturn election results. Do you also oppose fair elections and support the coup attempt?
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Oh shit, nobody better tell them what we did I swear to god
Freaks And Geeks is coming to Hulu next week with its original soundtrack intact
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Band: a touring member tested positive for covid, out of an abundance of...
Fan: I DROVE 2 HOURS!!
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My 1st band on our 1st tour got paid with a shoe full of weed from the promoter in CT. He said “sorry there’s no $ but I have this weed, nothing to put it in though”. So I took off my shoe and said filler up. Drove back to NJ with 1 shoe. And that’s why they call me 1 Shoe Randy
One time my band got paid with a handful of change and a half eaten banana
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Dikembe has now been referred to as an emo revival band, a 3rd, 4th and 5th wave emo band. We are timeless.
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This was also very hard to recount and talk about so please save your shitty comments for someone else.
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Green Day I will guest list you to any of these shows in exchange
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Everyone should go out and buy this amazing book right now! Especially (but not exclusively) for fans of emo/diy/punk circa 2007-2013
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tour announcement tomorrow. wear a mask at our shows. every band I know on tour right now has covid. if we get covid there won't be "make up shows" we don't have time for that, we're barely a real band & leaving our families and jobs for an extended amount of time is hard enough
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Look, these teachers, these teachers want us to work
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Unfortunately they ran out of room, but we were actually number 51 on Pitchforks 50 best albums of 2020 list
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April 6th - I was able to come out of quarantine!
April 7th - I proposed to Jessica and she said yes!
April 9th - Back to the ER trouble breathing/GI issues, coughing lots of foamy mucus/headaches. xrays and blood tests good. told it would be another 2 weeks before better
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Some of you may know i was hospitalized with covid last March. I’m happy to share I got my 1st vaccine shot today! Got very lucky and my local place had extras and called me. I cried from happiness. Please get the vaccine when you can!
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2 members of Dikembe have moved to the woods and started farms, that’s how committed we are to DIY.
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Take the money you were trying to spend on
@MCRofficial
tickets and donate it to
@BernieSanders
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I miss a lot of meals because I’m depressed but apparently that’s called “intermittent fasting” so yer mans is fine
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the US president just refused to condemn white supremacy on national television. If you vote for
@realDonaldTrump
you are racist just like him.
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The fact that the richest and largest companies in the world are so aggressively anti-union should tell you that you need to join a union.
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Found out there is a rumor that we are apparently landlords and not “artist friendly” - whoever it is trying to start this rumor let me go ahead and tell your dumbass 1. We can’t afford to release our own record because we spent all our money releasing our friends bands
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I don’t have insurance, my bill was $16,000. hospital has been lowering it, now at $9,500.
They can not test me again to see if I truly recovered because even now we STILL do not have enough tests. How can we open back up if we can’t even accurately test people?
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Rented a
@uhaul
trailer which caught fire today because the wiring in the trailer had a short in it. Got 2nd degree burns on my hand and ended up in the ER disconnecting it before it damaged my truck and now
@UHaul_Cares
says I owe THEM money. Very cool
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Go towards it!
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Still feel the same after all these years
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ACAB sorry to our friends in Jacksonville
@JoyceManor
@glazedfl
@porchcoffin
@CollectiveConFL
@JSOPIO
who the fuck booked a punk show and expected people not to mosh?? Fucking incredible. all cops are bastards and that includes security guards. I wish I was recording when they fucking took this innocent guy down.
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Did I pay
@ChrisGethard
$35 for this endorsement of Muck? Yes. But I pay him $35 like once a week for videos, so it doesn't mean any less. Me paying him $35 a week probably isn't helping his celebrity status either.
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In honor of Jimmy Butler being emo we’re gonna release a new EP, here’s the track listing:
Miami Kief
1. Jimmy Budler
2. Orlando Bonginson
3. Kiefin Love
4. Haywood Highsmith
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This is how it is, your favorite bands/venues/festivals/etc can’t afford another year off. Get the vaccine or watch art die.
I’ve been asked a few times, and my official stance on COVID precautions at these shows is to implore you to please get vaccinated if you are able. I’d like music to stay back forever. If this spirals again and we lose another year we legit will likely just break up.
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We made our dreams come true and created a Dikembe video game! Beat it for a chance to hear some new music. It's harder than you would expect, but I promise it can be beaten. 👾 🎮 🎸
(this link works for Android or iOS!)
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Trying to convince the band it’s a big brain move to tour with my pop up camper so we don’t need hotels
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This week we’ve been asked to play multiple shows, so just a reminder there is still a global pandemic happening.
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imagine risking your life to hear some middle aged dude play Good Charlotte on an iPod in 2020.
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You know how there’s Black Flag and then there’s FLAG made up of ex members of the band? TIL there’s a band called XEB which is made of ex members of Third Eye Blind. I wonder if XEB is better like FLAG and if there were lawsuits and shit.
@Eve6
do you know about this?
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"Muck" is now live everywhere!
Stream/Download:
Pre-order LP/CD/Merch:
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@Eve6
I’m sorry Max, but I appreciate you swallowing your pride, choking on the rinds, and admitting defeat
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Lucky for us we don’t get asked to play places big enough to take merch cuts, take that music industry
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I made a lesson around
@chancetherapper
‘s speech at Dillard University to analyze speaker’s purpose. Somebody tell him.
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Tickets on sale Friday 10am! Thanks to
@LauraJaneGrace
for having us out, y’all better go off for these ones!
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You gotta find your big gigantic law firm, ya know?
hope your emo band didn't use an unlicensed sample from some tv show because lawyers just found out y'all exist and they're pissed
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Someone broke into my girlfriends car last night, luckily they didn’t take my bass which is irreplaceable. They did however steal my bag of Jalapeño Popper Cheese Doodles and box of dog treats. Now I have to explain to Marla and Ein that none of us are snacking today. Sad world
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@GovRonDeSantis
@foxandfriends
Hi I tested positive and was hospitalized. I’m out now but there’s not enough tests for me to be re-tested or for my roommates to know if they got it or if we did a good job of quarantining. Is your plan to flatten the curve by just not testing people?
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i fucking hate limitedrun and they have ruined my god damn day. be nice to the fest social media and email person today because it is me and i am a human.
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Announcing TWO Dikembe reunion tours at the end of the month and recording demos next week, exciting stuff
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The band chat has been straight up ignoring my requests to go as diKENbe (all dress up as different Kens)
Are you wearing a costume for FEST this year? Let me know what you’re going as if so 👁️
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Florida friends and even enemies, anyone 16+ can get the vaccine now so please go get it!
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@leg_dog
People think disliking a band is a personality, I know it sucks to see people talk shit about your band online, but fuck em. Do your thing and have fun, seems like y’all are doing more than fine without the haters.
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Hey
@foofighters
since you’re definitely not using that van...
@poooolkids
is looking for one. Why not donate it to them
ARE YOU READY???
Join the Foos in commemorating their 25th anniversary by revisiting stops along their 1995 tour! IN THE ROUND! 🤘
Pre-sale begins TODAY at 12pm ET - the password is hitting your inboxes now!
#FF25
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Attn touring bands: Gainesville exists outside of
@thefestfl
. That's right, we have shows year round! We have really great venues like
@LooseysPub
(who give the bands 100% of the door money/beers/food!)
@atlanticgvl
,
@thewoolygvl
, and Boca Fiesta. Come hang with us.
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this is the funniest thing on the internet right now.
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I like to get to work 15 mins early so I can sit in the parking lot and just tell myself how much I hate this job and don’t wanna go in and contemplate quitting but then remember my bills and just eat my lil pop tart and say fuck it ok fine you win
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alright
@tacobell
@FeedTheBeat
we tried for like 10 years to get y'all to hook us up. we watched in parking lots as our tour mates munched down on crunch wraps and gorditas. We're going on tour in 2 weeks and would love to finally enjoy our beat being fed. please help us
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Today is my 39th birthday and I’m happy to still be learning new things everyday! Today I learned that you should not eat curry before a show! Powerful lesson
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@AmazonFCDarla
If you’re barely scraping by working full time for one of the largest and richest companies in the history of the world... you might need a union.
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Show notes: Crowds of people really like having their current location yelled at them
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We realized we haven't had many tour offers since dropping our agent in 2015. So we wanna be transparent and let everyone know that we have signed with the biggest agency in the world. will be handling all future bookings. Avails starting in early 2022
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