Lia L'Assassin ★ Nutcracker Sweet
@Design_Assassin
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Show us ya Twits! Cheeky Lass w a side of Sass. Pure heart, Dirty mind. 89% Humor. Creative. Wordsmith. Design 🎵 ⅔ Ninja. Typo 👑 Kind. Bites lovingly. In 🖤🥹
Always Somewhere. Ninja WitPro
Joined April 2009
Adulthood is just repetitively saying “. But after this week, things will finally slow down a little” to people, until you either retire or die.
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At least Ozzy Osborne got to do his final show before checking out of life. Was sheer luck he made it to 76, considering how large he lived 🦇
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some days I just really. want his mouth on mine.
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Not shading anyone, but sometimes people don't communicate as clearly, or calmly as they think they do.
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If you keep getting this exact reaction from every guy… maybe it’s time to ask if the way you approach conflict puts people in defense, not dialogue. Not all men deflect. Some just need effective communication, not confrontation.
Confront a man about his mistakes, & watch how fast he deflects. Suddenly, it’s not about what he did, it's about your tone, ur timing or ur emotions. You’re too “sensitive”, “overreacting” or “nagging”. In seconds, you go from trying to hold him accountable to defending yourself.
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I’m so tired, I’d probably fall asleep if I added a brick of cocaine to my coffee.
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Yeah, I thought that was funny. but I'm also like a 14yo boy, operating on 5h sleep.
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Perfect for your next Red Sea vacation 😆.
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Turns out it's a pool float, not a giant maxi-pad. Wonder if it comes with wings. 🤔
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RT @turtledumplin: Everyone has had interesting experiences at Twitter camp, @adorableinNE had the idea of making a thread so what are some….
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*I know I haven't been on here much but clearly the algorithms batshit.
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I either see no one I know in my feed, or six posts from the same few people. And huge bra or blackhead ads. There is no in between.
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RT @benedictsred: There was an embarrassing amount of time where I believed money laundering involved a washing machine.
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RT @EkaBakie: Great minds think alike? No, Robin Williams said “great minds think for themselves.”.
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RT @Bob_Janke: They should just replace all late night talk shows with Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.
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