Show us ya Twits! Cheeky Lass w a side of Sass. Pure heart, Dirty mind. 89% Humor. Creative. Wordsmith. Photo,🎵 Design/Tech Nerd. ⅔ Ninja. Typo 👑 Kind. In 🖤
Might start responding to rude people using 18th century insults. You, Sir, are a fopdoodle! A blatherskite who talks gobbledygook. An utter nincompoop, with the combined hindsight of a flock of blind geese!
Happy New Year to the lovers, good weirdos, & freaks. Thanks for tolerating my dad & dick jokes, typos, and branded weirdness; you can expect the same mediocrity tomorrow. Props for keeping me highly amused whilst I rolled with the punches. May 2024 bring you only good things 💚
I'm not sure if you can upsize to a medium-size slut from a small 99¢ one, but the corn dog is one size fits all. For a limited time only, while stocks last.
Proof of life selfie: QT or drop one
LIA is no longer MIA 😜 Been a while, why TF not? 🤷♀️ No one'll see it anyway. I'm sure the algorithm's hating on me and my visibility 😭 Pink's not a shade I like, and I look like death took a dump, yay hair, but eh. Show me your faces!
@heyitsJudeD
We married with such a great force,
But I realized our love's gone off course.
So I'm seeking the legal discourse,
To say farewell to this marital source,
Happy Valentine's here's a divorce.
Also you snore like a horse.
Does that help any, Jude? I should write for Hallmark 🤣
Then don't wear a skirt or a dress, bruh. This "pooch" is often the normal postpartum result of giving birth to many of your breed of shallow, oxygen-thieving MFs 🤷♀️
People say it all the time, when someone dies: hug your people, keep them close, cos you never know when they'll go
THIS is why I shamelessly tell people all the time I love em while they're alive. I don't wait for maybes or laters. I seize the now. I'm nothing if not persistent
The feminine urge to wrap you in a tangle of arms, and legs, and just hold you forever. Telling you softly, it's all okay. And by doing so, making it true. That's my superpower.
Overly dramatic B&W selfie.
RT & QT yours! Or bite me.
*rare face pic, with ½ wet bedhead and eyebags 😏 Can prob stop requesting TL face pix, surely we've hit the quota for at least a good 6mo right?