I’m an acquired taste.

I did it lol clap for me

Your honor, what are we?

If a woman ever says "oh you wanna see crazy??" ....Run for your life

Well, that Tweet went over like a Tranny in the Wet T-shirt Contest.

I didn’t realize how much I smelled like onion and cilantro until I walked out of my house. I smell like a walking taco.

My sex tape is the security camera at work capturing me pulling out a wedgie. ..

There’s lots of lonely cougars out there that need a home … adopt don’t shop.

Hi my name is Linda, welcome to my page. I post GenX stuff, food, math problems, selfies and pretty much everything I post will make someone mad. Enjoy your stay.

*buys Halloween candy *eats all the Halloween candy before Halloween *repeat

Me: It's crazy how people get contact lenses stuck behind their eyes. I can't imagine. Doctor: It's like women who forget they left a tampon in and it eventually stinks and festers. Me: Uhhhhh, so how about this weather? 😳 (I really wish this wasn't a true story today)

"Goooood Morning!" Me:

My Tron: Ares review at x2 speed. Amazing movie. #TronAres

I'm dunking Oreos in bourbon while naked and wearing one sandal. You clearly came to the right place for sex advice.

You know what words don’t mean anything anymore? Pedophile Racist Nazi Fascist Genocide Thank you to all the idiots that use them against people they don’t agree with. Good job in bastardizing the real meaning of them.

I don't need anymore meds, what I need is less people interaction.

At my age everything I do is considered old school.

I propose we add another day to the week and call it "someday," just think of all the awesome stuff that would happen on it.

There's a fine line between myth and reality and booze blurs it nicely.

@turtledumplin @JefferyNikkila Woman you have some real interesting ppl on your TL lol. Morality police on TWITTER is diabolical lol 😂

Everyone who follows me this week, I will follow back. No questions asked. Very minimal vetting.. I'm trying to find my people..and always welcoming the new people, too!! Thanks for sticking by me thru this rebuilding phase..I really appreciate you all so much!!