Dert2 (🇷C4️⃣ 🟰🐐)
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My name is a joke (obviously). Edits: @Pyramidert . 🧵: OneDertrection. ☁️: HexedByDert. I use alt-text on my media.
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Drake makes it so obvious he was a deadbeat until Pusha T bullied him into claiming Adonis. I wish his stans would stop spreading obvious lies for him like he'll give them free OVO merch for it.
Alt-text: Drake with chubby cheeks and a tooth gem speaks during an interview
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The baddest bitch you should never fumble is yourself
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Obviously I had to mute this
Drake defenders, please post the email or letter he sent you offering you free OVO merch/concert tix before you reply to this.
Birth weight is crucial for tracking infant growth in the first year and assessing the health of a newborn. "useless fact"
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How are people (weirdos and guys who are projecting themselves onto their favorite athletes) still complaining about Malika Andrews "not mentioning" Josh Giddey. When her show aired, she addressed it and in detail too.
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GUYS IT HAPPENED. THEY ACKNOWLEDGED
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Why are men in their 20s so embarrassed of having juicy lips lol
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@PrinceHAK33M
I remember when they said Jayson Tatum didn't have a dad during his draft. Most perplexing stuff
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@chanelcreating
@TuggaAintShit
I had to tell myself it was fake and he was already dating her
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@GroovyDeha
@Rayshard07
And Montrezz is still having bitch fits while Bouknight can't even get playing time. Unserious locker room clearly. I could genuinely tell from their stride when they walked into their play-in game that they weren't serious
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@WockBeezy
@R_Stone24
@peakedin2009
@EyeqDontLose
@GroovyDeha
Where did they say that? See this is why going to school is important so you don't end up reading words that aren't there
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@itsamyarenee
@RevereRomance
@Akademiks
Get your tongue off of meg's boots girl she's not gonna fuxk your man for this
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@valbanill
@ycsm1n
I can't believe Drake said this then proceeded to share every detail about his son
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Imagine
Someone dies
They see Hell
It's just a fire lake (Rev 21:8)
They ask Satan where's all the stabby demons/trials/layers and stuff
Satan goes: Uh living in a sulfur firepit is pretty damn painful by itself. Not sure why you humans were adding 7 layers & rapey demons 🤨
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Draft thread 🧵
I know it's "Best Player Available > Fit" but the Magic can't teach anyone to shoot. So from my limited scouting (also considering: who is more likely to play winning ball in the NBA + Chet refusing medicals) I think Jabari Smith is the right pick for Orlando
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@itsamyarenee
@RevereRomance
@Akademiks
She spent months telling us that she didn't sleep with Tory and yesterday she admitted that she did while she was aware that her friend was interested in him
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Sources: Orlando Magic PG Markelle Fultz .
@MarkelleF
will be leveling up next season (via mr.visi0nz on IG)
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@itsamyarenee
@RevereRomance
@Akademiks
Not even. You're trying to tweet about this like it's Stan Twitter, not a whole court case where Tory's defense team is trying to introduce reasonable doubt
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Joel Embiid's comments on Markelle Fultz and Paolo Banchero
“I’ve always been a big fan,” Joel Embiid said of Markelle Fultz. “When we traded him, I was disappointed because I felt like we were giving up on him too early.”
Sixers vs. Magic takeaways: Lacking finish, having love for, and needing minutes
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@RhingoMandingo
"Late af" their last episode before this one was on the 24th the day it broke. Don't just go with these social media narratives
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Chris Brickley's recent story- Magic players, Cole, Paolo, and Jett, putting in the work.
Alt-text: Cole Anthony does a between the leg drag to middy. Paolo Banchero works on left hand floaters in front of the rim. Jett Howard shoots from the wing
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@Bxjnoo
@Keydoroki
Pedialyte is a drink with different salts and electrolytes. It helps Paolo retain his hydration instead of sweating it out, so he doesn't cramp
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Bwahhaha
I'm glad I decided to get dressed up
The Nets were the betting favorite to win the 2022 championship.
They are the only team to get swept this playoffs.
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@jespvagberg
They have so many of them. This is very fertile ground for a "you just lost to" meme
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@SwaggySport
@ecambage
Exactly. I'm tired of this highschool indirect tweeting behavior. If she didn't say what they say she said, she could easily correct the record 😴
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I had to mute this. The notifications are already annoying but the Malika Andrews hate is a mix of stan culture, misogynoir, and coochie-watching. Your favorite athlete won't give you free tickets because you pretend his background is clean.
May Josh Giddey rot in prison soon
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@_AnnaaaJ
@mevvybear
@MarieeeJass
@3piececrispy
No. This lady's kink involves the public. No one wants to see or be involved in that mess. Mev is right
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@ComunaCannabica
@maxsunz
@savi_toon
@emmanuelsntz
@viagragirls
@buffetbreaker
Don't advertise here smh
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Cole Anthony's trainer talked about how Cole learned to control his speed and explosiveness to improve his jumpers. That's why I admire Cole, he's not just a hard worker, he's also smart and thoughtful in his approach to his training
Alt-text: LethalShooter and Gilbert Arenas
Year 4 Cole Anthony loading… 🥼 🧪
What improvements do y’all want to see from CA heading into year 4?
@The_ColeAnthony
@Cbrickley603
#MagicTogether
#OrlandoMagic
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@uhhmmily
Was the reason that you were a closeted lesbian searching for any sense of community?
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@SuperiorNBA
It's free to see how hollows feel - Ja Morant
Miles Bridges posting himself drinking lean
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@Kelven_2X
@AkibaXv
@MeekMillPR
@JoshfrmJersey
@RenkisOG
@FanMahome
He admitted being racist and when black people were like "Hey wtf?" his response was "Hey everyone is biased!1!1!"
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@Ir0dR
@JeffHardyStan
I don't know why you typed out that you like her because you clearly don't
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Just goes to show that front offices have dummies in them all the time. For reference not even ELTON BRAND wanted to build around Ben because he saw that Ben liked partying too much
Naw, it’s really wild people wanted to trade Joel Embiid and keep Ben Simmons.
Dont act like it didn’t happen either or I’ll pull tweets lmao.
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@blixberrie
Misogynistic. The word you're looking for is misogynist or butthurt. Incel means something else.
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@CogNerd
@Devan_Kaney
I haven't watched but i know there's a part where a prospect shows obvious red flags of being a low-effort asshole and the Sixers look right past those flags!
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@Mattfm8
@LegionHoops
If you were expected to work 16-hour work days, and regularly deal with homophobia and racism in Russia's prison environments, we would all clap and cheer
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@voguemagazine
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@serenawilliams
"On her own terms" after disappointing performances for several years, sure
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@DonHarris4
Oh no. He doesn't know about the American legal system yet
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