Some girl in the gym try say I can’t use the machine cos her friends on it (who I can’t see)… so I’m waiting then I ask her how long till her friends gnna be done and she says she’s on her way from the tube station Kmt had to kick her off
I went raving with my friend once and she gave her number to one brudda with his hat to the side lmaoooooooooo from then I told her don’t come to me with your dating dilemmas if those are the bruddas you’re selecting 😭😭😭
A lot of it will be due to the lack of fresh air, increased screen time and people not drinking enough water. I don’t wnna see no 5G people come round ere
The age range in Shoreditch clubs is 18-50 🤣🤣🤣🤣 no consistency. All demographics allowed. They’ll be playing vybz Kartel one minute then transition to Katy Perry. You’ll see people in designer drip, work drip, football drip all in the same spot 😭🤣
Your girl will have you running late after taking hours to do her hair and make up but when she comes and says “are you ready” and you say “just need to put my shoes on” she will kiss her teeth?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????🤨
That girl lied about rape and nuff of you still follow and laugh with her. Mostly mandem if I’m being honest, those fake cheeks got you guys in a headlock. No morals. No shame.
A lot of people saying they’ve never seen a generation of kids act like this, poor parenting etc when in reality they came from an era of Happy Slapping, phone robberies etc… the difference is social media wasn’t showing the world wag1 🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️
You’ll tell a girl you really want a wallet and she’ll think that’s a great birthday gift idea. Now it’s your birthday and you have to pretend to be happy with the wallet you wanted to get for yourself 😭😭😭
You can go to a girls birthday party one year and it’ll all be one set of friends then you’ll go next year and they’ll have a completely new set of friends. Both years they’ll do a speech about how these friends are forever. 🤣🤣🤣