“I like there was just no sportsmanship, and we don’t really like that. We do the right thing. I felt like they should’ve done the right thing, and they didn’t…The game was over..They can hold the ball.”
- Cam Payne on Zion
(Via ESPN)
The FBI has ordered a citizens arrest on Reggie Jackson. A “shmoney” debit gift card will be rewarded to anyone with intel on his whereabouts.
Pure basketball is tarnished
#carry
#shmoney
#nobodyissafe
Kevin Durant has beat all charges of basketball impurity. It took us 3 weeks to find anything so we’re letting him go THIS TIME!!
@underdogfantasy
your guy KD is pretty good at this basketball thing…
Who should be investigated next?
The FEDERAL BASKETBALL INVESTIGATORS are taking a bite out of crime one whistle at a time.
With you’re help, we will bring back pure basketball
#zion
#cp3
#suns
#carry
Merry snitchmas,
We’re asking that Lebron James turns himself in without putting up a fight. We have watched this go on for 20 years and can’t take anymore.
FBI agents, retweet this to spread awareness! Together we’ll take a bite out of crime
#teamtattletale
Bones Hyland is a juvenile basketball delinquent and has the NBA in a chokehold.
He’s young … we want to see the young man grow and succeed so we’re letting him off the hook this time.
But next time we’re laying down the law
The NBA draft is coming. Whoever passes up on Jordan Poole is taking a HUGE risk. This boy can flat out go. Can shoot it from anywhere, shifty, can pass....he can fit on a lot of different teams
Jaylen Brown says NBA refs are targeting him
“They pick and chose when they emphasize the traveling call. It seems like every f*cking game (they chose to) I’m targeted...”
(Via
@BrianTRobb
)
I’m putting out a warrant for Hakeem Olajuwon for robbing Giannis Antetokounmpo.
If you see him, don’t hesitate… tackle him to the floor and I’ll be there shortly.
#basketballiscooked
After temporarily blinding my first born son, Donovan Mitchell is now
#1
one on the pure basketball most wanted list.
After slapping, traveling, and carrying his way to fame, we are asking that he kindly turns himself in.
- Splint McGinnis
After hearing ray Allen speak on Lebron …. I’m almost willing to bet that if you asked him behind closed doors…he’d tell u he saved lebrons legacy with that jumper.
Caught a player crip walking in the middle of a college game. Don’t worry, we’ll walk it out all the way back to the station.
Nobody is safe, I’ll snitch on my grandma if need be.
Guys..Trae Young as a second year player is destroying the league..he’s just playing around...throwing the ball between defenders legs mid game..shooting from almost half court...talkin s*** to dudes on the sideline...this dude is way different
I’ve closed my eyes for long enough. Steph Curry, the FBI has sentenced you to 1 hour of community service. We are asking that your time or shoes to a local basketball team.
And that you pay for my oral care after having to watch this malarky
I watch a lot of
@DevInTheLab
film and I never see any refs in these gyms and I always see his hand underneath the basketball, espcially when he hesi….aye but I appreciate the love fam