°. ✧ 🍵emily🪷✧°.
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trying my best to try my best • IG: stillnotemily • actress • I make vids ⬇️ {she/her}
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The short film I was in is now out on my youtube channel, I hope you all like it and thank you for supporting me :)
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jesus he was on ellen a lot
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remember when instagram used to have an entire tab showcasing everyone’s business like this
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me being polite to creepy men so I don’t get murdered
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me: ew I hate country music
Carrie Underwood: I
me, standing on top of a table banging pots and pans together: DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SOUPED UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE CARVED MY NAME INTO HIS LEATHER SEEEEEAAAAAATS
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the way the supreme court followed the “gilded age” theme better than any of the celebrities that went to the MET gala
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there is a whole trend of white women on tiktok flexing how they were so “unbothered” and “unfazed” by the dahmer series on netflix. if you find the depiction heinous targeted murders of LGBT and black/brown people “not disturbing enough” then something is wrong with you
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i literally pay so much respect to parents because like… imagine getting home from a long day at work and… there’s a kid… in your home …….
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and who are these people
Tom Holland and Zendaya have reportedly broken up according to People
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that peeta mellark ass feature
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Thank god because my fragile, feminine, woman jaw just about breaks every time I have a normal dorito. By the time I finish a bag, I’ve already been to the hospital 17 times for a shattered lady mandible! It hurts my girlish dainty hands to type this out, but thank you Doritos!
Doritos to make ‘lady-friendly’ chips that don’t crunch for women
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people were ready to commit major federal crimes for her. i’m talking life in prison with no parole
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having a crush in your twenties is so funny bc it’s like i have a full time job why am i twirling my hair and kicking my feet. girl go pay your taxes
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me waiting to use the bench press
So disgusting when I see women dressed like prostitutes in the gym. You don’t have to wear spandex and yoga pants, there’s plenty other clothing.
I shouldn’t have to feel like I’m in a strip club when I’m just trying to work on my health. It’s annoying.
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eating crab legs is literally such a primal activity like i’m literally shattering an exoskeleton to retrieve flesh. i leave the buffet and there is literally crab meat in my hair and cuts on my hands
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okay i have come to the conclusion that the only reason i liked summer was because i didn’t have school. now that i’m grown up i have realized this shit is not cute
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imagine being glen powell’s gf and seeing that he cheated on you w sydney sweeney and everyone’s reaction is “real hollywood is back! that’s showbiz baby!”
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i just had such an embarrassing memory of me being in middle school with a side braid and getting a starbucks frappuchino and telling the barista my name was katniss. then this poor 20 something had to call out the name “katniss” when that is clearly not my name
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my dad goes “what was the name of the clown in IT?” and i go “pennywise?” and he goes “ahh yeah that’s right. i thought it was McGargle but i knew that didn’t sound right.” MCCGARGLE ??? PLS
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ummmm being mean is actually VERY ugly and being nice is VERY hot! Get with the program! Hottest new trend of 2018 is being KIND !!!!!!!!!
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i wonder if people who cut hair ever finish up a haircut and are like “they are definitely crying in their car now”
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seeing this as a young girl had serious and irreversible consequences (homosexuality)
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i don’t feel like it
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slut shaming is NOT ok (except for misery business by paramore and DONTTRUSTME by 3OH!3)
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i don’t really understand this whole dream thing like isn’t he a minecraft youtuber. like what were y’all expecting him to look like. he looks exactly how i would picture a minecraft youtuber to look
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do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?
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they killed him
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dyed my hair red and discovered blue eyeliner within the same day. you should all fear the woman i have become
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putting this video on your timeline because I believe that everyone should be legally obligated to see it
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this is how I feel when I play a really good song on aux and no one asks “what song is this?”
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accessories can really boost a woman’s self confidence. for example I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times
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a psychological thriller about polly’s clothes mysteriously disappearing and then the camera pans to me chewing furiously on her entire wardrobe
Lily Collins from ‘Emily in Paris’ will star as Polly Pocket in Mattel's upcoming movie about the doll.
Lena Dunham will direct.
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me: time for bed! :)
my brain bringing up every questionable decision I have made and abruptly flooding my mind with regret
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if there is one thing i was destined for. it was to be in the passenger seat.
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jacob elordi i am not necessarily attracted to you but i feel as though you are a gentle giant who would lift me up with ease so i could pick a peach growing from a tall tree that i otherwise would not be able to reach
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this is terrifying actually
sneako finally realizes he got himself in a bubble with his red pill content 🤣
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My assigned FBI agent who monitors my phone watching me text back in .2 seconds when they took 2 weeks
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drooling unexpectedly is one of the most humbling things about the human experience. whenever it happens i am reminded that i am a flawed being
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he has risked his life and safety to show the world the truth, seen horrors beyond belief and has shown resilience on another level. you are a hero motaz
So,
I had to evacuate for a lot of reasons you all know some of it but not all of it.
Thank you all
Pray for Gaza.
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i need to personally thank the person who made pink lemonade because… you literally took an amazing thing… and made it even better by making it pink. i want to shake your hand
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the way people will see the arabic language and immediately assume “this is a document of violence” meanwhile it’s a grocery list
it’s literally a calendar with the days of the week written in arabic 😭
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it’s always “wyd” and never “in another life, i would have been happy doing laundry and taxes with you”
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men are so funny like they will dm you “hey” for months and months with no response and just be okay with that
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me thinking about money and then remembering that labor is required
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some dude will comment “mid” on a beautiful woman’s post and then you go to their profile and they look like a sim that was customized with harmful intent
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2015
This boy has found his cat alive in the ruins of his home in Gaza.
http://t.co/vZk9odRZqq
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i want her so bad (the future version of me who has achieved her dreams and feels fulfilled with life and love and looks back on the past with fondness)
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batman: don’t say another word!
the joker:
Hildur Guðnadóttir confirms ‘JOKER 2’ is a musical.
“All I can say is there is going to be a lot of music. That's all I can give away.”
(Source: )
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i walked into the movie theater and didn’t even pull out my ticket and they went “bottoms?” 😭😭😭
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me and the girls as working adults trying to coordinate our schedules to finally have dinner together two and a half months from now
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why is zipping up someone’s dress for them so intimate like did we just reach third base
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this is like when trisha paytas said “we hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal” was a quote from hamilton
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they knew they couldn’t put these two in the same season of You because of the damage it would do to the lesbian community
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“go piss girl” was a pivotal moment of my young adulthood
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i think the title “landlord” sounds way too cool for that job. like lord of the land? can’t we call them rent rats or something
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when you honk at me on the road this is what you’re honking at btw
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when you lay in bed. cherish those moments. because soon you will need to get up. and that will not be pleasant
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the grip this had on college aged girls in 2016 is unmatched
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it’s so funny when old people severely underestimate the youth’s awareness of things that are not even that old. like someone asked me “you know this song?” and it was smooth criminal by michael jackson
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while we are talking about straight people in gay bars one time i was looking at this super pretty girl and then her friend confronted me and was like “do we have a problem here?” because she thought i was staring and judging her friend when really i was checking her out
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this has the same significance as michelangelo announcing he is going to italy to paint the sistine chapel
‘Christian Girl Autumn’ influencer Caitlin Covington announces she is going to Vermont in October to take her annual Fall photos. 🍂
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“don’t worry about me!” - me, in a state that should be considered very worrisome
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me preparing to get tickets to a concert on ticketmaster
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loved hunger games but still can’t believe that man’s name was coriolanus. i would be calling him anus for short
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this would collect more dust than a bible on an atheist’s shelf
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there is a sexual appeal about someone solving a rubix cube. i will admit that
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you want me to make a phone call. the thing that killed drew barrymore in scream.
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someone saying “you can come if you want” is so insulting to me like why don’t you just punch me and spit in my face instead
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if i ever get married. idk. i fear i may need a separate room.
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if some girl started flirting with me and i gave her my number only to find out it was for a social experiment on tiktok… i would be hanging my pride flag at half mast
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me hitting “no tip” when i bought a water bottle and sour gummy worms
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the internet: can you maybe address how you were acting inappropriate with children
colleen ballinger: UH 5, 6, 7, 8! *starts tap dancing*
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i’m so glad the world made “righty tighty lefty loosey” universal… humanity has made many monstrosities but that is not one of them
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jeff bezos: I’m really bummed about my divorce :(
friend: yeah you probably need some space
jeff bezos: … you’re so right…
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when a woman wears a button down shirt that is too big for her… i would like to thank her personally
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i am very glad i was born in this day and age and not back then. because sometimes i do exemplify behaviors that would have gotten me detained for female hysteria
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personally I think my ability to fully cry in extremely public places is very brave and sexy of me
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I have absolutely no room for toxic things in my life. EXCEPT toxic by Britney Spears... that is the only exception
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me tossing this bag to the ground after a long day at work forgetting that it’s glass and hearing it shatter to pieces
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at my funeral i want my loved ones to recreate the pretty little liars intro with my corpse
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i will still be polite and cordial to people I don’t like idc if it’s “fake” like what am I supposed to do. put them in a chokehold
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i just picked up my food from my postmates driver and he said “do me a favor and give me a thumbs up” so i stood there with my food and went 😁👍🏻 but he meant in the app. i’m going to smash my head into a wall
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y’all be like “i’m the main character” and then have the worst boyfriends. like yes babe the main character of a psychological horror thriller
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i’m so jealous of people who get drunk and are fun to be around. i get drunk and become a liability
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the only downside to this is that we will only be able to look at the beautiful actress playing tiana for like 15 minutes before she turns into a frog
A live-action remake of ‘THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG’ is reportedly in early works at Disney.
(via
@TheDisInsider
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never forget when i tried to hit on a girl in a gay bar and she ended up being straight and she started showing me thirst trap tiktoks of timothee chalamet
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i would actually HATE to be in a kpop girl group because i would fall in love with all the members and eventually get my heart utterly destroyed and i would have to do an mnet stage on the brink of breaking down in tears
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