That mf is NOT real
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I was telling my momma I wanted to take 3 solo trips a year and she said “I wish I still had my travel partner”
We lost my daddy unexpectedly a few years ago. Since she said that, I’ve booked us 3 trips. If I book a flight, I’m booking her one too. We lost him, but you got me…
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I never understood how folk didn’t know Clark was Batman
Then H.E.R took them shades off and I didn’t recognize her at all.
I get it now
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Realization: men DO NOT CARE about that lower belly pooch.
Like, at all lol
Not even a little bit
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They’d ask me to leave if this were my son. The way I’m cutting up after this play 😫😭
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I’d be so embarrassed if I gave him p**£sy in the past.
Omg I’d rip it off & throw it away
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Do y’all think you get the 6 figures at one time or….
Making 6 figures and gifting your man a Tjmax watch is NASTY work
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It’s a colloquialism babe but I know that’s a big word for Elmo
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Idk but I still don’t think we the same kinda adults our parents were at this age
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@Munyai_Gundo_
Very inappropriate. My my how times have changed.
When I was growing up teachers use to take their ass off and leave them at home now they just leaving them on.
Wow
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The guy I hired to put my bedroom dresser and night stands together asked me out before leaving just now.
Y’all…. This is what I had on the entire time. This is how my head is looking. The bonnet and the foam rollers?
I just… sir please 😩
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@Hibzster
He can’t be a father to his kids, can’t cook, can’t bathe them, can’t tolerate them AND he doesn’t spend time with her.
Girl….. why are you even married? You’re single
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My momma got a lil drunk and told me she enjoys our trips & time together because I’m teaching her patience, positivity, and being present in the moment. She said “you’re always so happy and it’s bc you’re here not back home”
Yall…… I’m doing it. I’m exposing her to…
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Write out $500,000 then use your fingers and count how many numbers are in it
Make sure you use your fingers
6 figures not the goal no more I’m thinking half a million sound about right
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Before I make one, how expensive are they again? 🥹
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Divorced so perhaps this will help you get married and stay married.
Communication isn’t key. Understanding is.
What they do & who they are when dating is amplified when married. Good or bad.
Forgiveness is beautiful but tricky. What you forgive, for some, is what you allow.…
Married people, what advise would you give someone who is looking to get married?
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Plan B delays ovulation which means it stops or delays the release of the egg, if that egg has already released, it does nothing.
If you are having secks during your ovulation week or your most fertile days, taking a Plan B means Planning your Baby-shower ☺️
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I’m building my husband a man cave big enough to keep him off twitter and away from podcasts.
Y’all have too much time. Please go back to watching sports, playing dominoes, and dedicated poker nights with cigars & expensive whiskey.
Y’all are too involved in women business
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When you meet a man and they say they got a lot going on they either married, live with their BM/gf or someone they are not dating is pregnant for them
When a woman says it, they either working on a dual Masters, Ph.D, or working towards a promotion at work
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@badgal_ari
Baby, I’m not working another minute of my life.
2 weeks notice??? 😭🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
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😩😭 This be the day after your “gym bros” ask you out and you decline & you thought yall were still cool
This almost always happens lol. Like bro, we can’t lift together no more?
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You'd hate me because I'm ALSO putting my leg on top of his 🤷🏾♀️
Couples that sit next to one another while out dining is a lil weird
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Black folk, what’s the question I screamed when I saw every fur baby after that first one?
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Having big soft lips 🤝 Kissing someone with big soft lips
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@misskanika
He definitely wearing Bencielaga’s.
His lil propped foot pose cute. Imma steal it
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Women often ask me, how I get rid of that lower belly pouch?
Baby…that’s your uterus.
We don’t always like her (bc she do be hurting us sometimes) but she’s ours 😊
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@OGxTP
Imagine her…working while at work and keeping her personal life separate from her work life when she’s….not
Hate to see it, huh.
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@realmainfeeling
He’s an abuser. Let’s focus on that.
Why in tf are y’all making it about anything other than that?
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@Puff_Iya
I understand both. As a bride the minutia of planning a wedding can be overwhelming. You cannot take on everyone’s suggestions.
As a friend, I’d never want my friend in a dress that made them uncomfortable.
That matters to me. I’d allow her to alter the neckline of the dress
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Like imagine your homegirl sending you this with a text saying “ain’t this that nigga you use to f**k with?”
Omg I’d just die
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@thedrumlife
The way she got excited at the word snacks but went right back into her depression when she heard “outside” bc she realized she can’t go nowhere without them damn kids 😂
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@FckYaya
This pain is the worse. You feel so crazy. Like you’re losing your mind.
I pray she does whatever she needs to do to never feel this way again
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Ive been hurt so bad I couldn’t breathe. The pain in my chest was so intense I thought I was going to die. Waking up was agonizing bc the pain would hit me as soon as I was aware of being awake
For a love that deep, id risk it all again to love & be loved that way in the future
i rather live a life with no “romantic love” than to experience anything close to heartbreak again and i really mean that
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Y’all KNOW how hard it is to raise our parents lol. This is big.
BIG BIG!
She’s using the word “present” and “patience”. Oh this is HUGE
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@D0MXNXQUE
Any straight person that argues sexuality can be influenced is essentially saying you’re only straight bc the media or society told you to be, otherwise you could have turned out gay.
Are you choosing the straight life or did it choose you? 🤔
Sexuality is not a damn choice.
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@KryssyLaReina
As an adult who values trust and open communication with my partner, I’d end a relationship over this.
I don’t tolerate anything that puts your ego over my safety. I also don’t do insecurities or possessiveness.
I’m your partner not your child. Please know the difference
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@carlaylayyyy
You were interested so you attempted to put forth effort. I applaud that. You were communicative and patient. More patient than I would have been.
He has the linguistics of a toddler. My God
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@Rell_Gallow
She do. She be telling everybody “my daughter booked us this trip” or “yea my daughter paid for this” 😭
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If someone is sleeping with you, you have every right to know if they are sleeping with anyone else.
Beyond that, you have every right to ask that they do not and/or stop sleeping with them if they are or will not stop.
Condoms break & some STIs are incurable. Protect your body
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@TheDuragGeneral
This is perfect for the men who only view women as something to sleep with. Y’all will get exactly that.
I’m so happy for y’all. I’m also so happy for us. Everybody wins 🙌🏾
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Love is only the beginning/foundation of a long term healthy relationship or marriage. It is not what sustains it. It is not what makes it healthy.
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GET THAT BABY OFF THAT DAMN FLO
It's the choice of a lifetime! did he choose the right one?
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My parent were 3 kids in and on their second family home. I’m relearning how to rollerskate.
Very unserious lot we are lol
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@ruvimbo_1
Nothing about this is tiny and I counted several lies.
I am absolutely parting ways. The most disgusting part of this is he denied his children. You aren’t an active parent to 3 girls. So he divorced his ex wife & kids.
I’d never procreate with or trust a man like that
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@ThatsDev_
You know what, I’ve found it’s the jobs that have the most rigorous interview process that stay with the bullshit.
A chill interview usually translates to a chill job
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@TE_AMO_COURT
Why in tf did we go out if that’s all we had?
Shouldn’t we be…Idk…figuring out why we both so damn broke
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@luvsusieq
Me 🤷🏾♀️. All the time. Lovers, family, friends. People I’d die for.
I have one million things going on and a text is never top of mind
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@ItsWhitneyLeann
@_MASSIAH_
@SheRatesDogs
My response.
I do apologize for the change. I have to finish my obligations here and won’t be able to make it.
It was a pleasure speaking with you as I won’t be making this date, planning any others, or keeping in touch after this text.
Be safe out there
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@BuddyNoLove
That man been lying his whole life. How you already have a backup window open lol.
My goodness lol. The man never missed a beat
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@CWfrom216
Let’s also talk about how shorty tossed a pot right off the stove with food in it.
Possibly hot food. Possibly a burning hot pot…Like…
Leave these people aloneee dawg.
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One thing I think we need to stop preaching is turning your passion into a paycheck.
I use to screammm this but the things that fuel your soul are for you, not always for you to share.
Turn your skills into your paycheck. That’s what you do.
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@TorinotTorrey
That baby had time to prepare, cook, pray and eat a 3 course meal and you find them AFTER they are knocked out?
Usually I hate the ‘where are the parents’ tweets bc you can’t watch kids every second but this is a 2 hour job. Where were you? Lol
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@ask_aubry
When people control your emotions, they control you. He’s lost the ability to control her as a partner and he can no longer control her emotionally and that in and of itself is infuriating to an abuser.
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Stop punishing yourself for a mistake you wouldn’t make today.
You aren’t that person anymore.
Forgive yourself
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@jonreyes204
I don’t know what’s worse.
Her having to do this with you inside.
Her having to do this after a 12 hr shift
Her doing this while you watch.
Her doing this while you cook eggs over easy
I think you taking a pic and posting all of the above is worst. Yea. That takes the cake
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@Zoo757
I’d be equally pissed and fascinated if this was my husband and kid.
I’d have decide between fussing and f***ing when he got home.
Probably both
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@BKFUniversity
I’m not gonna hold y’all, I’d swear men were making this up if this convo was a tweet.
I’d tell y’all to get off Twitter and touch grass bc this doesn’t happen 😨
How wrong id be.
That girl is….not okay
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@addistgeb
That doesn’t hold a candle to what she’s done for me but…. It’s something I CAN do so I’ll do it. Solo trips turned into trips with my T-lady and I’m okay with that.
We gonna travel the world together
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@Ohthats_Nay23
You’re not being rude, you’re being disgustingly nasty for absolutely no reason and that is a glaring reflection of your heart and mind.
That’s the worst part of all of it. You don’t even know how sad that is
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@TMikaMouse
In other words, get a job offer and quit on the spot.
Save this email when asked ‘why didn’t you give notice’ and let potential employer know the work environment was toxic and this was the start of an emotionally abusive relationship 🤷🏾♀️
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@yamilss_
I said I’d rather die on the beach but I really wasn’t going to leave leave
They left left
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I’m not sure why I’m catching strays in the QTs but y’all need to relax. I’m only nice before 9pm. You mfs need to relax.
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@BeAutifulDerri
People who don’t workout would comment some dumb sh*t like “she needs to workout” meanwhile those of us who do understand cellulite is normal no matter the size bc my legs DEF look like this
Cellulite is MF NORMAL!
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@REDSEASHAWTY
This is so beautiful and she’s so gentle with him. Even on her big day she’s making sure he’s okay. A mothers love 🥹
Him being moved to tears at her happiness bout broke me down. My goodness this is everything
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@b0mbchell_
Repeating the same scarce details over and over but emphasizing different words >
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@Tosci_Marie
It’s perfectly normal to want to love and be loved. I just pray that all women know their worth outside of being a gf, wife, or mother and their happiness isn’t tied to those thing.
As beautiful as these experiences are, they are but a portion of who and what you are.
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@ivynocarter_
I took his number and told him I’d think about it lol.
My roster sitting pretty at 0. You never know lol
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@DomVHarris
Girl stop it. Right tf now.
No one has EVER stopped light skins from loving themselves out loud. Not ever.
The MINUTE dark skinned women start to get SOME attention lightskin women have been getting for...forever, you feel it’s an attack on your skin. Cut it out.
AHT AHT
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@rieslingbeauty
How long does it take to plan a wedding?
Why in tf would y’all think they planned a protest wedding?
A protest due to an untimely killing. Y’all are nuts
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@KittyBeeJr
Thoughtful note.
The cry it out method is horrid and causes stress with the infants.
Please don’t do this.
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@_zhxnae
Can it be done? Yes.
2 months, F*CK no. This is almost 2 years of actively building my body.
If anyone is looking to truly build I got you. Grow the Peach is a 12 week training program with meal plan to build your lower body & keep your waist on slim
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