Disclaimer: Turn off my reposts. I be wildin on here so please don’t judge. If my attempts at being funny no longer appeal to you, no hard feelings. I can’t please everybody.
I borrowed my mama’s van while the tank was almost empty and had to drive in LA traffic to this chick’s crib in a hood I wasn’t familiar with. She sent nudes while I was drivin and I almost hit another car. When I pulled up I got jumped by her cousins.
Jonathan Majors got convicted of being too rough putting her back into the SUV and for pushing her off of him before running 6.5 city blocks.
Some of you women on here celebrating like he got convicted of treating her like his personal punching bag.
Have your opinions but…
"Those sex dolls can't suck your dick like I can 😌💅🏾"
Ma'am that sex doll won't complain about its jaws hurtin. I just gotta tap 3 buttons and its mouth will turn into a suction cup with massage and lubrication functionality. You're obsolete beloved.
Son the cold part was him WAITING for her to say somethin stupid. He was anticipating it but you can see it in Katt’s face he wasn’t expecting her to say some shit like BROCCOLI 😂😂 you can pinpoint the exact moment he thought to himself “Oh I got this bitch, it’s over.”
When fat niggas get slandered we just gotta shut up and/or hit the gym but when fat women catch jokes it’s treated like some social injustice. Fuck all that we laughin tonight.
Y’all been talking about it being harder to bounce back from liquor the older you get and I’m here finally discovering my Grown Man throat. I be drinking room temperature Hennessy with no reactions. I’ve finally arrived.
@jiggyjayy2
She did make a point about him doing extravagant things for her in order to feed his ego and not necessarily doing it for her. It just sucks seeing all this being uncovered when we thought shit was sweet all our lives.
"Bet that sex robot can't COOK like me 😛😌😂💅🏾"
First of all, the 3 dishes you can "cook" are trash. Second of all, JOKES ON YOU, I can download any cookbook to my robot's database. Checkmate.
So lemme get this straight, you mfs quote and retweet hetero porn all day everyday and nobody panics, cause it’s all part of the plan.
But as soon as I SAY I like hetero porn
Oh you wanna argue? I’m sorry sweetheart! I can’t hear you over my Real Fucker 5000 riding me at 100% Output.
Gets kinda loud over here getting stroked at speed of 6000 rpm. Let’s try again in the morning! 🫡