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@LRNROSE
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I deeply care about 5 people in my life and about 200-500 animals on the internet that I've never met
Joined April 2009
i was asking my friend wtf he did as a kid cus he cant swim, cant skate, nvr played an instrument, did sports, and he gon say “Lauren I was in a gang”
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my uncle was dating this woman for 25yrs and he ended up breaking up w her bc she wanted marriage and was “moving too fast” for him. but ironically enough his next gf ended up murdering him. theres a lesson here somewhere.
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people got mad when i said it before but nobody with high self esteem cheats. like i nvr seen it.
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my dad asked me “you know what i miss?” i thought he was about to get sentimental and he said “fighting. i aint been in a fight in so long and i miss it” um ok
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jigsaw wouldnt scare me either. cus i’ll just die. thts fine. im not doing your lil pranks.
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i told yall i made my first white friend this yr. i was telling her a story and she stopped me and said “ive been wanting to ask for weeks but what does “mind you” mean” 😭.
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my friend applied for a job and 3 hrs later got rejected. I said find the hiring manager on linkedin and email them bc maybe your resume didnt get pass Ai. she did and the woman said she personally rejected her (lol) BUT she did give her tips on how to improve her resume.
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when i was younger i hit this womans car and i gave her a sob story so i got on a payment plan with her. total was $700. anyways the last payment she ended up giving me all the money back. she said she appreciated that i stuck to my word and she could tell i was a young blah blah.
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i found out my old stepdad was cheating when i was 9 cus i listened to his phone conversation. he was cheating w a lady from church. i told him if he gave me $100 i wouldnt tell my mom. he did and i still told her.
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my guy friend always treats me to lunch. I was about to treat him to lunch but then i remembered its WOMENS HISTORY MONTH. omg that was close
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finding out Elton John lives in atlanta is so hilarious cus i thought he lived in a castle in england.
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the only thing tht sucks about trader joes is tht i always have to go to a real grocery store afterwards.
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usually when i interview for a company i go through their employee list on linkedin and dm a tenured black person and ask them if i can use them as a referal. they usually say yes cus tht equates to $$$ for them.
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m*n really think they be “dealing w their pain in silence” when in reality they be wrecking havoc on everyone.
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my uncle told me tht only “corny niggas” propose on christmas. i said my dad proposed on christmas and he said “i rest my case”.
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this song is not currently available in your country or region.
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im ordering a water at the bar and i hear this guy a few people behind me say “i know niggas not holding up the bar line for water”
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instead of a run club how about a cheesecake club. we just meet up and eat cheesecake together. what yall think
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Ella Mai being pregnant and Jacquees having his first kid. they are connected like Harry and Voldemort. Neither can live while the other survives.
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i worked out w a boyfriend once and we were 45mins in and he said ok now for the workout. i said EXCUSE ME?! what was we doing and he said that was the warmup. WHAT?
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this is such a thoughtful gift and i want to do this for someone
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yea only black people can have ancestors. idk what the rest of yall got.
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anyways I joined this law association. went to a mixer last night. a older woman asked me why go to law school in two years? i said bc i need to save up money etc. she said "let me introduce you to some people and we gon get you some money".
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this is why colorism is so dangerous. this woman is literally beautiful.
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on a date and i ordered an old fashion. he said he nvr seen a woman order that and which “nigga put u onto tht lol” ok FIRST OF ALL……. I have my own mind! …………. BUT his name was Terrance
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my dad wouldnt be able to celebrate today if it werent for me so im about to treat myself
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omg he looks just like Nick (yes twitter smartasses i get thts his father)
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for old time sake yall. before we leave twitter. if you in the car w your husband and he picks up his momma. do u get in the backseat?.
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corny twitter nigga: if she got a period tracker app she fucking too many niggas .corny hoe: OMFG LAFREDRIC STOOOOOP.
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just googled “rubi rose pics in 2014”and this is the person yall want us to believe u didnt know was 14? lol ok
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right sentiment. wrong person. you do NOT want a black coming of age story about a young black girl from Tyler Perry.
Because black male media owners don’t think we deserve it. Tyler Perry could have been done this for black girls years ago.
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no when i hit this womans car i was still on my moms insurance and all we had was each others number so i really could have just nvr come back but we would meet at walmart every two weeks. i think this was a nice gesture cus she didnt have to do this and i did hit her car 🤣.
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in my early 20s I once convinced my coworker to leave his family for me. mind you all we did was flirt at work and sell him dreams. he called and asked to move in w me cus he left her. i said ew? why would i be w a man tht cheats and leaves his family?! bye.
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its very disrespectful to compare someone doing instacart or ubereats to slavery. we talk about slavery too lightly when it was horrific.
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my dad calls me bitching cus he accidently sent me money he meant to send my sister. “yall names too damn similar” (Lauren and Lana). i said u know i can just send it to her right? he said “keep it. i know u broke and need it”
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this may be controversial but sometimes i dont wanna talk about black liberation. we are literally at someones birthday dinner lol.
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i feel like that was helpful. the main reason she got rejected was they were looking for a person in DC and she lives in Atlanta but those resume tips helped her get another job.
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this man at the gas station asked me my age. i said old enough. he said u look 17. I said if you thought I look 17 why tf would u be tryna get my number
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the fact tht only women actresses get this discourse bc for some reason SZA and Keke cant play two 20 somethings down on their luck bc they “didnt grow up like tht” but Damson can play a LA drug dealer and hes british.
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a nigga tht is 25 was trying to bag me and i said do you know im way older than you and he said yea and i said hold up … how u know and he said cus i was rapping all the words to right thurr. ok hold on.
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for how big it was (in general and to me) Lizzie Mcguire being only two seasons is nuts to think about. cus i swore that shit had like 5 seasons minimum.
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somebody: im pregnant 🤰🏿.somebody else: congrats BUT THE MORTALITY RATES FOR BLACK WOMEN DURING CHILDBIRTH IS HIGH. WISH U AN EASY BIRTH QUEEN! HOPEFULLY U WONT PASS AWAY 🙈🤎.
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after 500 days I quit duolingo last yr. it was not helping me learn spanish. but this book has helped so much. The book claims to teach you to speak, read, write and think in spanish.
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and when i went to a “dip” party i came w this and people loved it as well. this is so easy and takes about 10mins
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i asked my dad for 1K and he gon say he wish he was as brave as broke people cus they dont care about putting themselves out there.
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omfg my coworkers are so thirsty. “wheres the report. wheres the email. did u CC me” please find you some business. im on twitter tweeting w my real friends.
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everytime i think about bad dates on here i think about this tweet cus she is so funny 😭😭😭😭
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not to be rude but does Skai jackson have some blossoming career tht im unaware of tht makes yall keep saying yall cant believe she did this?.
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a nigga once said he could tell i spent alot of time w my grandma growing up. i said why would u think tht? and he said bc u were eating fig newtons when i met u.
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Tj Maxx is really not remembering their roots. like im seeing $90 shoes… if i had $90 to spend all willy nilly why tf would i be in TJM.
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did someone die at your hs while you were attending? im trying to see how common this is.
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i dnt let anybody talk to me crazy including my parents 😭 once all tht yelling start im disconnecting the call.
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having all ur kids by the same man seem silly. his resources only gnna go so far and be spread so thin. give ur kid their own dad.
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i went to planned parenthood w my friend and they was out there calling us trash and murderers and i had to keep her head in the game cause we had a miami trip in two weeks.
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my period is six days away. im in the mood to ruin all the personal relationships I have
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another day of being two much for these niggas and three much for these hoes
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im sure yall saw this already on TT but when i made this people loved it and thought it was so mind blowing
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ba: beans and toast is nasty hehe.black brit: OMFG DO YOU EXPECT US TO EAT NIGGA CHICKEN AND NIGGA FRIED RICE AND NIGGA NOG LEMONADE AS WE ROAST A NIGGA PIG AFTER WE SPEND THE DAY IN THE FIELDS?!.
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im not ashamed to come from enslaved africans. sorry not sorry.
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“she cant keep getting away w this” - someone describing Lizzo and not a mass murderer LMFAO.
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LMAO. tht wasnt supposed to be a sad story. my uncle usta play games w people. he just met his match it seems.
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im sorry i would feel like a failure if i had 4 black sons and they all had non black wives. like ALL of yall?! jesus.
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friend: i want to set u up on a blind date. me: excuse me? im not going on no fucking blind date.friend: darkskin 6’2. he went to ole miss and stanford. Anesthesiologist. me: ok go on bitch.
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anyways yall. i just did something ive always wanted to do. i just walked up to people bbqing at the park and said “hey yall. sorry im late” and faked like i was about to get a plate. then i said “yall im just joking. yall dk me” and everyone laughed and offered me a plate 4real.
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people think when you are poor you shouldnt have opinions or preferences. thts why you see people getting angry a homeless person didnt want their busted ass sneakers or their half eaten sandwich from starbucks.
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In a few yrs i hope Baby Future knows how monumental it was for his mom to get him a whole new dad by age 2.
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its bc alot of women have been conditioned to not speak ill of the father in any kinda way bc they dnt want to seem bitter. thts why u will see teenagers want to go “live with their dad” bc it was nvr made clear for them tht their dad not being around was intentional.
Imagine carrying a child for 9 months and raising him alone all for him to come online and say he understands why his dad didn’t stay around. Maybe some of your mums should have abandoned you idk.
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if you are having unprotected sex that means you are consenting to the possibility of having a baby w that person. i get yall like to loophole and claim it doesnt but it does. if there are no prevention methods used that is what you are doing.
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@IndiaDionna i am honestly still so dead when u said i went to sleep with 2 braids and woke up with 6 😭😭😭😭.
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