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💗 'LESS THAN LOVERS' MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW 💗
featuring the handsome
@mikeyfairlight
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I put my whole popstar pussy into this please give her a watch 🥹
& maybe even share if you're nasty!
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“drag is inherently sexual” and it’s jojo siwa making her drag debut 21 hrs after she released her music video
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"My GPA does not define me as a person” I tell myself as I desperately chug coffee and cram for finals because my GPA defines me as a person
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Remember when George Washington told us not to divide into political parties because bad shit would happen if we do and now here we are
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@katya_zamo
For anyone who needs clarification! Congrats mom I can’t believe you get to play yourself ❤️
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My name is Junie B. Jones. The “B” stands for “Bush did 9/11,” but I just like “B” and that's all.
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Michigan right now is basically a soggy and disgusting mitten that somebody dropped on the sidewalk two weeks ago
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hi yes this is a shout out & a big fuck you to all of my bullies who called me fat in middle/high school WHO'S FAT NOW BITCH (it's my ass)
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@ramonaslick
These were my FAVORITE books omg the plot twist at the end of Identical threw me into a dark psychosis and I loved it
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Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys, I'm 18 and spilled water on my shirt because I missed my mouth
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Went back to my roots and drew the Disney logo with my fresh diploma 😂
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Tried out for The Voice today and got called back to sing another song and honestly I’m beaming ✨
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Solidarity to Columbia encampments for fucking real.
These students probably worked their whole life to get into this “prestigious” university and are risking it all in the face of injustice. Your efforts will not be in vain. Palestine will be free.
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LMAO apparently my phone number is in a spanish textbook at my high school so I got a bunch of random kiddies calling and texting me 😭
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WHY IS MY TAXI DRIVER FROM EAST LANSING TEXTING ME THESE THINGS ?!?!??!
http://t.co/hEAsBtCqv8
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Since Bernie didn't get the nomination I'm voting for Trump.
Also since this restaurant has Pepsi instead of Coke I'm gonna drink gasoline.
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"If you could only take three things to a deserted island what would they be?"
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On Sunday we set the clock back one hour, today we set the country back 50 years.
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Here's a lil
#TransformationTuesday
for you 💖
If I can get here from where I started, you can definitely do whatever it is you're tryna do!
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fav this and I'll make a list of things that make me think of you
(I don't like tweeting bad quality pictures of text that I can just type)
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I was just tryna do this boy a favor and all I got was EXPOSED (& creepy DMs)
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I love seeing my friends posting about finding Tyler Oakley on Grindr 😂 celebrities need dick too
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OMG WTF I JUST FOUND A USED PREGNANCY TEST IN THE BATHROOM WTFJCBFKLDJF
#TRASHYNOVIPROBS
but congrats you're not preggo
http://t.co/ks6nv6Gt
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my mom when she was pregnant with me:
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I posted a status on facebook jokingly asking people to order me pizza. This is what happened:
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Hi, I'm going by she/they now!
Didn't really know how to tell people so here is the official Coming Out ✨
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How many suh dudes and dabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. It's already lit fam
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If you say "an avoCAAAdo~" and no one around you immediately responds with "thankksssss" you're surrounding yourself with the wrong people
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Just witnessed a couple of teens having sex in a car in the employee parking lot at Emagine
#younglove
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When Miley takes you to her favorite restaurant and you don't know what to get
http://t.co/r7oO6ui1xF
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oh man I just need a hug
fav this tweet to give me a virtual twitter hug
thx guys
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SCORED MY FIRST PAID GIG IN CHICAGOOOO and they reached out to ME!!!!!! 😍 AND it’s a Galentine’s Day show with an all-female lineup!!!! 😍😍😍
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just a reminder that being an adult doesn’t mean you have to suddenly become boring and friendless
wtf is a “group chat?” i am an adult, i only have two friends and they don’t know each other
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Every time I go on a run in Novi, I get taken back to when my 60 lbs heavier self went on a run for the first time and couldn’t make it past 1 mile.
Today, I ran 4 miles (in this blistering heat I might add) and I can’t help but feel proud of myself and my fitness journey 💪🏼
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FLIGHT HAS BEEN BOOKED I’M ABOUT TO WALK FOR NEW YORK FASHION WEEK !!!!! PINCH ME ??
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Last night a comedian who went before me made a joke about how if girls don’t want to get hit on at the bar they should stop wearing winged eyeliner bc it screams “I suck mad dick.”
I started my set by saying, “btw gentlemen, I have winged eyeliner.”
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I fckin HATE when lil kids scream in public.... like u have no real problems. it should be me screaming. ME
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Last September I auditioned for American Idol (bust lol), then The Voice in July (got called back!), and now I am en route to see what America’s Got Talent has in store for me! Can’t wait for this solo adventure 😁 wish me luck pals!
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just bc u dont look like someone u think is attractive doesnt mean u arent.
flowers r pretty but so r xmas lights & they look nothing alike
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RIP to the best Dad a girl could ever ask for ❤️ I love you more than you'll ever know
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@ansonsart
a bitch really can’t slide into a man’s DMs without being exposed 😭 I withdraw my offer
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Black women are shamed for wearing their natural hair to an interview because it’s “unprofessional” but this guy can look like a sucked mango seed on national TV?
Let us work peacefully and lawfully to defeat racism and discrimination wherever we find it, and let us continue to work together as we put Britain back on its feet.
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Y’all... my damn phone apparently delivered a text to my ex at 5am this morning that was supposed to be sent in FEBRUARY. The universe wants me to fail
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Just went OFF on a guy who ghosted poor lil insecure Jamie from a few yrs ago and hadn't talked to me since. Confident Jamie has taken OVER
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I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important that it changes who a woman is
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My coworker's daughter's friend diDN'T KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT AND GAVE BIRTH IN HER TOILET LAST NIGHT I thought this shit only happened in that one show "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
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LOL I JUST TALKED MYSELF OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET BECAUSE I TOLD THE COP I JUST REALLY HAD TO POOP
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I waited 365 days for this. LOOK AT HOW WARM IT WAS A YEAR AGO.
Tweeting this solely for the purpose of looking at it on Timehop next year to see how fcking warm it was
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Nothing but pride for my hometown 😂 last sentence has me rollin
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IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYY you are legally required to give me attention today 😌
Here’s a birthday photoshoot thread that u should share so everyone can see me in my beautiful birthday glory 🎂✨
all shot by
@dojaslat
💕
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I respect our president
LOL ApRiL fOoLsssSs there I go again
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Imagine growing up to still be a bully.. how do people carry that kind of negativity for so long??? Especially when you're a grown ass adult and know that shit ain't cool. Truly baffling
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Good morning everyone! Make sure to treat yourself to a healthy and nutritious breakfast for finals!!!! 😋
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A customer told me I looked really familiar tonight and I finally had the balls to look him in the eye and say
"Do you ever watched porn?"
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lol this random chick just texted me this and I'm tempted to respond "hell no"
http://t.co/6M2hPbYf7I
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Happy Birthday, Dad ❤️
Officially signed the contract for my new job this morning, hope you’re proud of me up there.
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Michigan's four seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Construction
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dude: here pass the bong to Jamie, ladies first
high Jamie: yo how did you know I was in an a cappella group
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I just find it interesting that the people who bullied me in high school for being fat are now gettin a lil chönky themselves
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The Parks & Rec theme song is what the inside of a golden retriever’s head sounds like I think
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I don't work at a bar anymore but I'm still serving you these looks
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If you're at a party & a boy asks you for your number take his phone and text WORK to 82623 to support Bernie Sanders' presidential campaign
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Groundhog Day is so whack. Why tf do white people believe a groundhog can predict the weather but climate change is a myth ???
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My friend and I convinced everyone at this tailgate that we’re Australian and now I can’t stop doing the accent or my cover will be blown
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