Davy Jones
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(Parody: Not affiliated with Disney or the Pirates films) Captain of the Flying Dutchman | Octo beard | Bi | 23 y/o he/him
Joined August 2020
Sorry I haven't been around much, it hasn't been because of anything I just really REALLY hate coming on here bc of what this app has become. Anyway, I got bluesky
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He killed 1 guy.
NEW: Grand jury describes killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson as an "act of terrorism"
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"Google the definition of terrorism" he did not threaten any government institutions or the public. If every killer with a prior motive of anger was a terrorist then more than half of all convicted murderers are terrorists. All he did was kill 1 guy who frankly deserved it.
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Chat was I correct
I would look good in a crown tbh I've got the right hair for it.
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Killing one wealthy person because he fucked over countless lives isn't terrorism. An act of class revolt maybe, but NOT terrorism. And all of you saying I'm equating terrorism with a high body count are deliberately missing the forest for the trees.
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Incredible how many elden ring fans apparently didn't play the fucking game.
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He's just walking down a hallway what does this even mean.
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@TheGodOfSl0ths I mean tbf even if it was a shot in the dark it was still very obvious that wasn't him lol, good on you for calling his bluff tho.
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"uhh it's just a souls roguelike" GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!."the assets are reused" I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Fromsoft is trying new things with small projects and people are already doom posting. Optimism is actually mandatory on this account I’m sick of “it’s gonna suck it’s gonna be bad” bro just give it a SHOT first damn 😭.
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Uh neither mobs in minecraft reproduce by eating food and then staring at each other until a baby appears maybe play the game smh.
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Old hunters dlc is singlehandedly the best expansion to a video game ever it's crazy how it has like zero flaws whatsoever (minus the living failures ofc).
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@TheRightCant Those third and fourth frames are fucking horrifying, imagine drawing someone being forced to give birth and raise a family without their choice in the matter while framing it as a good thing.
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Genuinely the most tragic figure in the entire game and given what we know of the lore and story that's saying a lot.
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This episode is actually really damn important bc it looked kids right in the eyes and said "you're gonna grow up and see a world jaded by corporate bullshit and war but you can't lose the hope that things will get better because that's what will cause it to improve".
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Cis straight white women were judging this woman to death and suddenly bisexuals are to blame wtf is wrong with this app.
imagine walking out of prison and getting told by a bunch of 16 year old bisexuals you need to be held accountable.
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"Why is it a roguelike, why does it have reused bosses, how is this gonna fit into the story, even tho they've been working on it alongside elden ring it's gonna be a cash grab".Meanwhile me:
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Miquella.
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@TheRightCant "I miss when all boys talked about was sexual harassment, now they're all just supporting each other through personal changes instead".
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BEHOLD, A BURGER!
I need Americans to understand that you're all wrong on alot of things but calling Chicken Burgers "Chicken Sandwiches" because "It's not beef" or "it's not ground meat" is the stupidiest fucking shit ever. If it's between two burger buns it's a burger.
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This is why I hope people who voted for Trump never find peace.
LGBTQ+ crisis hotline calls has increased by 700% following Donald Trump's election victory.
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Mfs on this site yell "I LOVE PORN" and get over 60k likes for it I hate it here.
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@0abee1 Had a guy a while back on here tell me "misandry drives men to commit violence against women" like no dude that's misogyny. That is misogyny you are talking about.
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you fuckers yelled "woke" at this game for well over a year bro don't go revisionist here lmao.
Its amazing we even got a game like Baldur's Gate 3 given the current state of the western game industry
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@TakesAppalling "STOP SEXUALIZING US WE'RE LITERAL CHILDREN". "LOL you're a minor you can't tell me what to do". Make it make sense.
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@RiseFallNickBck In all seriousness though I love how while she's dumbfounded that he didn't come to the realization sooner, she doesn't pick on him for it and continues to allow her friend to vent his feelings out.
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@xaviersonline One of the biggest problems with modern vegan activism is how they tend to target the individual for their choice of food when meat is usually a lot cheaper than other food items, instead of the industry that throws actual, living animals onto assembly lines from birth.
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"Guys us Israelis are totally in danger I promise, that's why I'm able to brag about beating a game online while gazans are being bombed so hard they don't even have internet" fuck you, may the devil himself leap from the ground and strangle the life out of you.
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Man, I sure am craving a Pepsi right now.
Coca Cola’s annual Christmas commercial has been created with AI this time.
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"Why is it eighty dollars" "why is the system 450" "ew pvpve? Nobody likes fromsoft multiplayer" "why is it switch 2 exclusive? Not buying" AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH.
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@cons_owned @babyschockett A conservative using biology as an argument while fundamentally misunderstanding how it actually works? Consider me shocked lmao.
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@iamnyc67 @Lubchansky @NYPDTransit @ShiningBojack @NYPDnews @NYPDChiefOfDept @NYCMayor @NYPDPC @NYCMayorsOffice Probably because the police department is building literal robots to help them harass poor people.
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@BadWritingTakes Ohh it was written by a conservative, that's legitimately a good explanation for why they sexualize 15 year olds throughout the whole thing.
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Walk out because why are you flipping me off that's mean :(.
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As much as I fucking hate this image, I'll contribute to this one just because it needs saying:. Autism is NEVER an excuse for harassment. Sometimes people with autism can struggle with boundaries, I know I do, but if someone tells you to stop doing something then you STOP.
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@belllmonts This picture fills me with so much fucking sadness man they really did not hold back with the tragedy of that family.
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@TheRightCant the one on the bottom is fiercely independent while the two on the top slowly became defined by their relationships with men over time
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@ninaturner These people really will just admit with their full chest "I want to make poor people's lives as miserable as possible" and think they're the good guys.
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I don't understand why this exists.
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Watching Lee get crucified over something she didn't say is fucking baffling lmao. "I am okay with paying $80 for games as long as there aren't any microtransactions and it's a polished, finished experience"."So you hate the poor?".
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Omfg guys this isn't about "respectability politics" this is about not endangering the planet and artists by using corporation-created programs for performative activism be fr.
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@tacolover126701 You don't have to read every single item description to understand the big spear wielding maniac who yells about creating a dynasty of blood is probably not actually "secretly good" ot some bullshit.
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Seen a lot of people talking about ABA on here, and it's mostly been autistic people who have gone through it, myself included, talking about how horrible it was and getting met with "uhm ackshually you're wrong and stupid and aba helps you, you just don't know it". My response:.
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smooth brain: this painting represents a depiction of Io, taken from her life by Zeus and transformed into something unrecognizable to her loved ones and isolated from her world so that his crimes are covered up. Wrinkle brain: cow get abducted by aliens.
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"You just hate women" ma'am, ma'am. That is MARGARET. THATCHER.
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@Ovirtuous_ @rambllz Kids having crushes on older people is normal. The reverse, however, is definitely not.
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A brief reminder and warning to any pharmaceutical company thinking about taking advantage of the insulin price cap removal:
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@gemahtreeuhh Not to mention, I sure fucking hope she has more simps than him hc Miquella is eternally in the body of a child.
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@Stone_tossers @tragicbirdapp Every comic Stonetoss makes is just him making up a situation then pretending like it's common.
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The fact I couldn't walk up to it was the biggest disappointment of the dlc man.
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I am not "undermining progress" by telling you there are better ways to fight and humiliate him that don't involve helping him and his techbro colleagues.
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grok is literally led by elon musk dude when you use it for any reason whatsoever you're inadvertently giving him power
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@Dok845 Original definition of Mary Sue: a character placed into the story who faces no challenges and everything goes right for them. Modern definition of Mary sue: woman character I don't like.
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@eddiehuide They display such a fundamental misunderstanding of the topics they're trying to make fun of and not in the usual way, it's like he wants to make fun of it but has no idea how so he just keeps throwing shit at the wall and hoping it sticks.
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@Dromie__ They get the right to 1 celebrity and it better be something like a Seth Rogen as Allen the Alien situation where everyone gets surprised that they're just a genuinely good actor.
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If the people that your system of therapy was theoretically DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO HELP collectively says that it doesn't work and only makes things worse, you don't get to tell them that their lived experiences are invalid. You sit down, you shut the fuck up, and you LISTEN.
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finding out how much of my fromsofttwt feed has been just lee and elf be like
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The Simpsons.
Name me a verse that the Viltrumite Empire would easily conquer
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@idaszynski @gayest_tone @FrncisFukyomama @dunksdeux My brother in christ you are playing a Bethesda game.
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She's talked about the experience multiple times before and only gave a name recently you fucking dumbass.
I would wait to chuggaconroy makes a response because there isn’t really that much evidence and discord DM’s can be easily faked. This isn’t the first time someone faked this type of shit towards a famous content creator.
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"Wow, I can't believe he was secretly evil this whole time! He's just like griffith berserk" what if I hung you with your small intestine.
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@antdude92 to say game journalists are out of touch with the medium would be misleading because that would imply they were ever in touch with it to begin with.
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@gemahtreeuhh Yeah the hornsent suck but is it controversial to say the golden order's response to their heinous practices may have been the tiiiniest bit overkill?.
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It was not a bunch of "16 y/o bisexuals" it was largely conservative white women in their 30s.
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@CaveJohnson @Happidapp This is the one account I can forgive subscribing to twitter blue if only bc it feels like something Johnson would actually do irl.
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@gemahtreeuhh The whole final stretch of the game is you fighting basically the entire Vatican.
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@VilebloodMori @Joetastic_ This game kinda proved to me that no matter their stance on it, the internet just can't handle large discussions about sa at all.
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@Cartoonbrains @babyschockett not to mention his entrance. "As long as that sign stands, we have hope!".*sign gets violently shot down by a barrage of bullets*.
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He killed 1 guy.
U.S. Attorney General Pamela Bondi directs prosecutors to seek the death penalty for Luigi Mangione.
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Fans asking Sony what they plan to do for Bloodborne's 10th anniversary:
Early access begins today for action-RPG The First Berserker: Khazan. Meet fearsome bosses in the latest trailer:
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@vansunshin3 Okay but like when visiting the US it is a pretty important thing to do since that's where most of their pay comes from most of the time.
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