"Putin never escalates when we help Ukraine. He escalates when we don't help enough." — Gabrielius Landsbergis, Former Foreign Minister of Lithuania

For years we've heard from the right about "welfare queens" and other so-called "freeloaders" pulling one over on the government. But actually, it's the wealthy who are the real freeloaders — pulling one over on us all by skirting their taxes. Where is the outrage over that?

[*Nine. Nine of you together at the table again on tonight's show. It is late; brain is tired; counting is hard.]

My four-year-old gets anxious whenever he has to take his nap in the daycare’s makeshift bomb shelter, which is almost daily. He also gets anxious whenever we wake him up in the middle of the night to take him to the bathroom because there are explosions outside our home. STFU.

This tech worker put what DOGE was doing in their agency pretty succinctly, I think—it's like "being hacked from the inside."

Last night, a Russian attack drone with a high-explosive warhead struck the shelter protecting the world from radiation at the destroyed 4th power unit of the Chornobyl Nuclear Power Plant. This shelter was built by Ukraine together with other countries of Europe and the world,

How quickly Trump rolled over for me is proof that if he was POTUS in 2022 this war wouldn't have lasted 3 years. He'd have just thrown Ukraine under a tank in exchange for a pat on the head.

Unreal. DOGE posted National Reconnaissance Office (NRO) headcounts. NRO budgets and headcounts are classified to prevent adversaries from using them to extrapolate our intelligence priorities. Stop giving kids who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing access to this shit.

Have shown my willingness for peace by bombing Chernobyl nuclear plant.

Friendly reminder that Ukraine is in fact Ukraine and not bound to any deal the Trump White House proposes without them.

A reminder: Vladimir Putin could end the war in Ukraine right now, just by ordering his soldiers to go home. No need for treaties or negotiations.

The United States is about to become a threat to global security. I do not think people appreciate how bad it can be.

"I bet europeans are laughing at us" no we're watching in horror

Tough day to be a physician in America. Tough day to be a scientist in America. Tough day to be a woman in America.

Congratulations to our new co-presidents, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel.

I have said this before, but it's weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle

I said this 8 years ago. Seems worth repeating now.

Goodbye, America. It was nice knowing you.

America…it’s like watching the Fall of Rome. There is no other democracy, from Norway to New Zealand, which would elect as its leader a rapist, felon, liar, ignoramus, misogynist, vindictive bully and charlatan.

May I offer US friends an Australian proverb in these trying times: Yeah nah shit's pretty fucked ay