Dave Wayne
@DaveWayne306
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Lifelong stockcar fan and ex-F2 / Saloon driver. Also a supporter of Mansfield Town FC.
Sutton in Ashfield, England
Joined October 2016
This is Mubinul Hoque. He kept his Liverpool chippy open today to give away free food and drinks to the most vulnerable and people spending Christmas alone. This was for a second year running. What an amazing man. ♥️
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"Me? A, from Balmoral? On a private jet to an island to meet some inappropriate friends? With my reputation?"
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"I said that Tommy Robinson really stood up for himself when that boxer confronted him in Dubai. What did I say Roy?" "You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
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Is fraud not something that people get arrested for these days then ? Lock them up and sell off their assets as proceeds of crime. People like this just take the piss out of the general public.
The UK Government is unlikely to see most of the £148m it is owed by a faulty PPE supplier linked to Baroness Michelle Mone after the company was wound up. Who saw that coming? https://t.co/5KzJiWukKG
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In the local government elections we promised to lower council tax by reducing waste. At our flagship Kent Council, we now think a better idea would be to cut vital services and increase council tax by 5%.
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Ant Middleton and I, celebrating national 'Point At A Twat' Day.
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“6.30am left home, Curzon Ashton fan travelling to Merthyr Town for today's National league north fixture 191 miles to go”. Fair play to him! 👏
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@Parody_PM Important to remember that he's also a highly unlikeable wanker too. We can't rule out that playing a part in the voting.
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@Parody_PM I prefer to think he was voted off because he’s a massive cunt 🤷🏻♂️
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@Nigel_Farage I know they are being delayed not banned and I know it's because of the work involved in local govt reorganisation and I know that's what Labour said they would do in their manifesto and I know it’s ludicrous to compare the UK to a banana republic, but hey – I'm a shit-stirrer!
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#Reform in West #Northamptonshire's first Budget: Free Town Centre Parking SCRAPPED. Disabled Free Parking SCRAPPED. Other Essential Services SCRAPPED. Council Tax UP 5%. Blame aimed at 'Previous Tory Administration'. Which included many of the current #Reform team.
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I genuinely dread the day I hear the news that Donald Trump has died, because I am going to cum so hard and I might be in like Tesco’s
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I want to say something many will hate but it needs to be said. I have met Nigel Farage. I do not know him well but I know the world he moves in. We move in similar circles sometimes. The kind of private rooms and members clubs that most people in Britain will never see. I know
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Why can't immigrants who come to the UK integrate as well as this?
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I walked into the fertility clinic. The nurse said I can already see what the problem is. I said ‘How?’ She said ‘That’s the back door’.
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