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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 months
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
Bubbled 3 live mtts this week
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
Chopped Wynn main 4 way for 67k
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
9 months
To all of you "We're in a second poker boom" people who got all excited when the WSOP Main got 10k entrants, here's the running cash table numbers for 3 major LV card rooms as I write this: Southpoint: 7 Orleans: 3 Golden Nugget: 1
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
Just to confirm, the guy talking about blatant cheating and horrible takes is the same guy that tried rigging a giveaway contest with his gf, right?
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
Happens to me all the time
@Charlie_Carrel
Charlie Carrel
1 year
I've had multiple women just start having sex with me, after I've explicitly said 'no'. I never thought of it as a bad thing, because society had told me that men and boys should be grateful for any sexual attention. Now I've dug into my emotions, I know how much it hurt me.
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 months
3rd for 90k. I promise I’d say this if I bricked every tourney here ever- @TVPokerRoom is one of the absolute best rooms in the country and the staff there is absolutely top tier and go above and beyond for the players. Congrats @BenErwinPoker and @tkarn421
@JamieKerstetter
Jamie Kerstetter
11 months
Thanks @TVPokerRoom @BenErwinPoker for a great @RunGoodGear series and excellent hospitality. Glgl @DarrenRabbi @TylerPoker 3-handed for $200K, a modest 🦬 🎰 starter bankroll
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
Just called an @AllenKessler preflop allin with JJ I think I’ve lost my fucking mind
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 months
My first hand at the table bin weng opens William kassouf calls I fold QT the bb squeezes bin weng puts in 25k with TT v AA and now has 55k
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
Chopped 4 way for 125k
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
4 months
Do new parents just fuck with the baby in the bedroom?
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
5 months
Bunch of people who never done shit in poker telling other people who haven’t done shit in poker that they havent done shit in poker is why poker is shit
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
The toughest part of losing on stream is reading what some of the dumbest people on earth have to say about it
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
i think its strange that everybody thinks @PhilGalfond is beyond reproach. obv the guy has a great track record and has been an amazing ambassador but like...its impossible he has slightly bad motivations or isnt like the perfect guy or is just off base on a topic?
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@spraggy Air Catada
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
it is nice to see so many likable people winning large sums of money
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
Missed my flight while I was literally sitting at the gate. I want to completely die right now
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
6 months
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 months
What’s the statute of limitation on having to head nod/have that “bond” with someone who you FTd some dusty tourney w? It’s been 10 years and I’m over this old guys face
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
9 years
script for todays festivities: ya I still play poker/no I don't count cards/yes I travel/no I don't have a girlfriend/Vegas is fine
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
3 months
@PokerNews @WSOP @CommerceCasino Love paying 7% off the top to the state of California!
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 months
@berkey11 @RealKidPoker and 8 high school kids
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
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Darren
8 months
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 years
Won the 6max tourney for like 25k and locked up a seat in national championship #luckbox
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 months
Nobody loves anything more than old men love making sure they put out the exact amount to call an all in
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
Kyrie is the NBA version of Charlie Carrel
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
13 days
poker is so fucking exhausting and frustrating sometimes. long grind ahead, taking a mental health day to try to reset and stay fresh
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 days
More like Jacked Effel
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
4 months
Nothing like the guys who come out to poker stops sit around all day complaining about how much poker sucks and can’t get anything going just to max w 8bb, be shocked they can’t spin and go back to sitting on the couch bitching “variance”
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 months
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Darren
16 days
Staring at the max late reg line at Venetian and I hate this summer already
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 months
Wish we had another month of wsop I love this shit
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
really hoping somebody can help out plz rt for awareness
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@MntalHlthMatt Prob better value donating to jami Lafay
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 months
@ChancesCards @GTO_Diaper Maybe calling clock on a hand on break that you’re not in shouldn’t even be allowed it’s not affecting you or your tournament really
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@rampagepoker if youre lookin for that third 3, dont forget that professor green folded it on 4th street
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
23 hours in a poker tournament to not make day 2 but Panzica looks like a fucking bumblebee and wins 300k
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Darren
1 year
@dankness3 Selling 2% of @dankness3 for 2.0 markup
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Darren
1 year
Poker twitter has completely jumped the shark, y’all need to get a hobby or get laid or something. (Can’t wait for WSOP!)
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 months
There’s like .03% of me that wants mask mandates to come back just for the Charlie Carol takes
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 years
300k! KK holds vs A4ss on T72ss5x!! #MainEvent
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
Are there any secret bathrooms if I have to take a massive dump @WSOP
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 months
I don’t think it’s fair to force satellite winners to play a tournament from the start @shrpo @SavagePoker
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 years
Bagged 1.23m chips good for 2nd overall. 36 remain and we play 6max tourney tomorrow down to the FT #Ambassadors
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
8mm to end the night w 11 left
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
ill prob regret this someday, but devin booker is dust and completely overrated
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
Never regretted passively engaging on Twitter more than yesterday just a circle jerk of who can sound smarter so unbearable
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 months
Will anybody drag me into the main tomorrow in a cage?
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
9 months
Me at home never eating bread Me at a fancy restaurant “I’ll have 3 loaves of your finest sourdough and take my uneaten steak to go”
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
@helloitslynne Could you post a pic so I can get an idea what kind of shape you’re in?
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Darren
1 year
anybody know if nicky p is still in the florida main?
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 years
Won myself a live tourney finally. May just be the most #blessed
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@Kevmath They should make players deal it
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 years
FT today! Start up in 3.5 hours. Hopefully don't make a complete fool of myself but I'm sure you all troll me regardless! #friends
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 months
Cruise thoughts: 8/10 very well executed, good tournaments, plenty to do, good food, fun port activities Fixes: Reg line Payout line nightmare Main needs 2nd day 1 Few more 1k-2k turbos at night Cancel 25k? Schedule 1 week later so feeds right into the heart of Hard Rock WPT
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
This guys playing way diff than usual can someone investigate
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@FrancisPoker123 Never leave the table during a color up
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
6 months
This guy @songstephen11 is pretty good at the poker tournaments huh
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
3 months
Phenomenal
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 years
While I have a small platform gonna take the chance to say Fuck Lock Poker. Nothing more scum in this industry than stealing from players
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@WPT @songstephen11 Garrett would’ve gotten those chips back too
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 months
@JohnnieVibes Gg man, at least now you can find somewhere to go DJ tonight
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
9 years
Can't handle these idiots. 50/100 guy raises using 2 black chips, reg directly on his left "how much is that"
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 years
115k at 12/2400 first cash of the summer I can breathe!!!
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
247k @ 3/6k goin to day 3 w 65 left in my favorite @WPT of the year
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
9 years
accidentally just sent a dickpic to my new landlord
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
“The Scorpion” NickyP
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
Man, being the dealer that tries to enforce cellphone rules at the table has to be such a sad lonely existence
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Darren
1 year
Got an Airbnb in Bahamas but if anybody would like to use my free nights at Atlantis that I booked a few months back before I cancel you’re welcome to it
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 years
I win. Gunning for that PoY http://t.co/YN6DSdxeUw
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Darren
11 months
PSA the croissants and muffins outside the poker room are $1 more than the ones at the coffee shop 24 steps away ✡️
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 years
Hope everybody been working on that head nod game for the rio hallways
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Darren
1 year
not even saying he is wrong (i think his post has merit wrt speaking up, but transitioning to a full blown attack on why @DougPolkVids is such a renowned bully in the entire poker world felt misdirected and odd from him), just weird the pedestal of perfection hes been placed on
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
9 months
extremely proud of my sister and the work she does
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
“Are a pair of twos or threes usually enough to win the hand” thanksgiving has officially begun
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
If you go to top golf and don't snapchat it were you even there
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
Currently sitting on a street bench waiting for an uber smoking a blunt in front of a strip club. Exactly where I thought I'd be in life
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
just called unlv gym and asked them to lift the ban on @slayAbidesDOTL . the man has earned it
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 years
Lol just walked into my room and there was already a dude in my bed. That hasn't happened since I had a girlfriend!
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
6 months
@MarcosBreton @baseballhall You’re remarkably bad at your job
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 years
Got 2nd for 190k got destroyed HU then lost A2dd<KJo to get back to even. Really happy and appreciative #blessed
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
@ESPNStatsInfo WRONG kareem hasnt played the last 11 seasons
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Darren
10 months
@BaseballQuotes1 This announcers bastardization of Dave Niehaus’s classic call is absolutely awful
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Darren
8 years
9.7m 7 left
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Darren
5 months
If you want to showcase your mental superiority in poker it’s important to passively allude to current drama while remaining detached and “ignoring it” showing you are “above the fray” Some examples include:
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
@JustinBonomo yet if guy said "I like your pink hair" to Caitlin Hall your blog would never let them hear the end of how they harassed her?
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@Nick_Palma1010 Same thing w the strippers at rhino!
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
7 years
@ChancesCards The point of emoji is so you don't have to actually say the word too..
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@jasminericegirl what if they like me and i dont like them?!
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
351k to end day 2. 6k/12k w 74 left
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@ArianStolt When you play a $400 tournament make sure to tweet about it w the proper level of derision to show your superiority to said players and how such a buyin level is (typically) beneath you
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
Took a weekend break from WSOP and went to Montana to play some golf and poker at the local card room. Ready to get back to fucking tomorrow
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
#top7films Happy Gilmore Shawshank Redemption Old School Bull Durham Rounders The Matrix Big Lebowski
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
Lol this guy @keeksWellington thinks I'm paying the $250 I owe to the LL still
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@ZENofLEN @RealKidPoker @dankness3 feels like everybody here is only focusing on the really specific lineup/opponent/formation situations where they would would save $ relative to bot instead of the millions of spots the bot wins extra money in a "normal poker game" that we *actually* exist in that we never would
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Darren
8 years
2016 warriors meet 2001 mariners
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