Here she is folks! The Model Maniac Patreon Betting Card for >deep breath< THE PEOPLES MAJOR, THE GD @JDCLASSIC !!! 🚜🌽⛳️🇿🇦

*Apparel powered by Aldrich winning the rocket mortgage 🤣🤣🤣.

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If I were a super hero I'd be Captain Friendly 🤪🥰.

So, Clanton sisters are as advertised! AWESOME!. (I locked the phone instead of take the photo on the first try, like a total boomer, and they were super chill, even complimented my outfit while I was reloading the selfie 🙃🫠👌🏽

Golf is an athletic game of dominos. At a course where you get the chance to dial it back off the tee and give yourself the same opportunities on approach as the rest of the field, you can build some momentum. Max Homa has won 6 times on the PGA tour. These professionals play on.

I think he is playing well enough to give it a go! Game is in total control 🔥wedges are dialed. Driver a monster weapon when given the chance.

When they say golf is a game of inches, they are wrong. It's a game of millimeters 🤏🏽 more burnt edges than a Kansas City BBQ joint.

My hat has been blown off multiple times on Thriston's front 9. yet, it appears there really isn't that big of a difference AM vs PM wave . yesterday there was almost a 2 stroke difference! Is the PM AM squad just an elite bunch of golfers???

Just coming to terms with how effortlessly Aldrich navigated himself around the course today . He hits it as far as Bryson, but DeChambeau !EFFORTS! his way into the 190mph tier . Aldrich just syrupy slings that driver over any and all danger. There was no "ooooh" or

*one.

Ricky Castillo is on frisky divot away from snapping himself in half . I was watching him on the range and then he turned side ways and . disappeared.

Well, nobody found me (whomp whomp) . SO, the FIRST person to find me following Thriston's group gets TWO beers.

"Bumped" into Aldrich's dad. He got such a good laugh out of my "dress" once I told him the story.His dad played the same position as I did in rugby (center).The rest of the conversation will be on @FGDegenerates.

Why does everyone keep staring at my ass?

I am on site 🦌🚜A couple observations:. 1. It's fkn hot 🤣.2. If you are a single digit golfer, hit your wedges lower.3. Aldrich's swing is as effortless as it looks.4. I'm floating (on sweat) between the Day and Aldi groups (come find me) 🍻

Is there anything more American than taking a dump in a Moline, IL Walmart on route to the @JDCLASSIC 🇺🇸 ?.

Let's have a day! 🧭🚜⛳🏌🏽‍♂️

"JOHN50" for 50% off 🍻.

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The best ball striking (app + ott) rounds in 2025. 🇺🇸 Doug Ghim +7.67 (Cognizant R2).🇵🇭 Rico Hoey +7.31 (today).🇺🇸 Doug Ghim +7.21 (today). The Ghim Reaper now has two of the three best ball striking rounds this year! (He has lost putting both times 💀)