ily = i love you
ilysm = i love you so much
otmnjbbwjgttatyaiccoitdotif: oh, time means nothing. jeremy bearimy, baby. we'll just get through this. and then you and i can chill out in the dot of the "i" forever.
YOU PUT 👉 THE 👀 PEEPS 🐰 IN THE CHILI 🥘 POT 🍛 AND 😩 EAT 😋 THEM 🍽 BOTH ✌️ UP 🔝 YOU PUT 😤 THE 👏 PEEPS 🍳 IN THE CHILI 🥫 POT 🌿 AND 🙌 ADD 🔢 THE ➡️ M&MS 🍬 YOU PUT ⤵️ THE 🎵 PEEPS 🐇 IN THE CHILI 🍵 POT 🍲 AND 🎶 IT 🔜 MAKES! 😺 IT! 🗑 TASTE! 🎉 BAD! 👎
“Janet is my favorite girl in
#TheGoodPlace
!”
my brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
me: not a girl.
Ladies, if he:
- never responds to your texts
- can't stop saying "Jason"
- has only existed for 7 hours
- is a willing sex robot
- has wind chimes where his ding-dong should be
He's not your man. He’s Derek Hoffstetler, P.I.
EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor