Danny Denholm
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Teaching - Football - Writing… and very occasional presenter for BBC Bitesize. 6/10 every week.
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The last 2 days have been the best couple of days of my life. Finally getting to marry Katie after 2 years of cancellations. Emotional boy.
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In a time of such division, people from all backgrounds will all come together and agree that Ally McCoist is just a really wonderful human being
A stunning 60 yarder ft. Ally McCoist chuckling away and having just an absolutely lovely old time😍
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England voting one way.
Scotland voting the opposite.
Is it too simplistic to think that the people in these countries have different values and priorities?
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Another Talksport tragedy in 4 steps.
I know I shouldn’t indulge them... but it’s fun.
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Aftermath of Bayern game last night. BT pundits all analysing what Man City can do to beat them in the semi final.
Real England at the World Cup vibes. Delicious
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It’s not my birthday
BAYVIEW BIRTHDAY | Winger Danny Denholm celebrates his 29th birthday today.
Have a great day Danny!
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Decision to let fans back in limited numbers needs to happen now.
You can’t have cinemas, bars, restaurants (all indoor) open and not let fans back in.
This is a political choice. We need to be angrier about this.
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Supporting a club that wins everything must be rubbish.
When you win something: “ah that’s nice.”
When you don’t win everything: FULL SCALE RIOT.
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This is the one.
On repeat.
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Like to see all supporters of political parties come together and find some common ground. Let’s start healing the world. I’ll start.
Douglas Ross falling over - very funny
Humza Yousaf falling over - very funny
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“Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be... delving into the comments”
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Now that the dust is settled...
How good were Dykes and Gallagher?
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Got called a geek by an opposition player today with very little provocation.
This man without knowing me... has assessed me 100% correctly
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If a Hearts player did what Edouard does here, you can guarantee it would be followed by an official statement by Celtic FC
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You are so right.
I am a PE teacher, and in between performing overhead clears in badminton, we retreat to socialist corner and indoctrinate the kids with the readings of Karl Marx.
Do you think bringing back Military Service for all 18 year olds would be a good idea to contrast the Woke/Socialist indoctrination present in our education system ?
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Today was supposed to be my wedding day.
The real tragedy is the postponement will mean my hairline will be 3cm further back by the time we finally tie the knot. The baldy clock is ticking ⏱
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What a shambles this whole situation continues to be.
Surely the path of least resistance was to:
- relegate nobody
- promote 2 from each league
- let Kelty and Brora in at the bottom
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Charlie Adam is box office.
In 2 weeks he has scored a 25 yarder, completed the best viral dive on the interweb and provided an incredible assist gaffe.
Whatever happens to Dundee, this man cannot hang up the boots yet. A born entertainer.
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Sunderland till I die was golden. Here’s how the main characters feature on the good guy scale
Jack Ross - Manager
Comes across well amongst the madness. Good with the players and is a bit of a hunk
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#SunderlandTillIDie
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I just know the Edinburgh City Whatsapp is going wild right now.
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I consider myself a fairly level headed guy.
But this is an absolute disgrace. The SPFL continuing to have no regard for health and well being of lower league players.
Breaking | The SPFL have started disciplinary proceedings against East Fife for failing to fulfil their fixture against Clyde last night
Full details ⬇️
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The difference in language and tone used by those in the Scottish government, in regards to Scottish footballers breaking rules to the Rugby players breaking rules is interesting.
Stereotyped view of footballers as uneducated neds and rugby players as upstanding gentlemen.
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Well, maybe you should go also then Charlie because you couldn't see driving home the other night, because you've, you don't even wear your glasses on TV incase you get you get slagged off so, why don't you just, you just stick to Specsavers and I'll do Scottish football
'The part time teams still have too much say'
Charlie Nicholas urges SPFL to grasp chance to improve as he makes claim over part-time clubs
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Yaaas the 6 nations is started.
Real masculine men. Manly men. Stiff upper lip man. Yer da’s kind of man.
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Been some incredible events in Scottish football... but this has to be the most positively mad thing in its history.
TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!!!!
18 Games in, half way point and we are PART-TIME!!
Merry Christmas Lichties
C’mon the Lichties
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Just watched Nicola Sturgeon give her announcement. Seemed clear, coherent and gave me a sense of optimism.
Am I optimistic of not seeing the term “Wee Nippy”, “Wee Krankie” or Afolf Sturgeon memes across my Twitter feed? Absolutely not
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Piers Morgan has held the government to account. Yes good.
Please don’t let it distract you from the fact he is a grifter, who was complicit in many a scandal and a contributing factor to why the Tories are in power in the first place. Thrives on conflict.
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Charlie Methven - Executive
Complete roaster. Huge ego, deluded and clearly a Tory. Patronising to anyone outside of the London postcode. Bullied a young female employee, clueless about football and wanted to turn the Stadium of Light into a Balearic nightclub.
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Engaged! But she didn’t want my receding hairline in any of the photos 👴🏻
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Games is off so we can mourn.
I will do this by training and kicking a football instead of playing a game and kicking a football.
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Peter Farrer - Diehard fan
What a champion of a man. Passionate, funny and honest. Laughed out of despair at his clubs predicament and you feel for him. Also hates Brexit. Peter you will be receive a massive tip if I ever get a trip in your taxi.
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Yes I will retweet this.
Yes I will take the fine.
😍🔥 A goal right out of the top drawer from
@DannyDenholm
!
Tell us your favourite left-footed strikes!
#TBT
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@ForfarAthletic
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Difficult subject to write about but an issue I definitely see in the lower league game. Retweets, like and comment as always - really interested to hear peoples thoughts on this
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Easier to follow rules in public places, gyms, restaurants etc and make places accountable; than it is to monitor Davey’s 30 man house party.
Nothing to see here.
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The news that Martin Bain was the only one using the £100,000 cryo chamber is absolutely what I’ve tuned in for
#SunderlandTillIDie
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I’d like to announce that BBC have given me a column!!
It’s an honour
Avoiding other SPFL teams in Dublin and doing laps of Dick Campbell's garden.
Arbroath winger
@DannyDenholm
explains what life is like for part-time Scottish footballers over the festive period.
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Humble brag alert.
Won goal of the season for Stirling, and whilst I’m very happy with the accolade, I think the engraver was drunk.
“Dannyl” and “game of the season”.
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A lovely weekend of Scottish football where Rangers and Celtic have benefited from some awful ref/VAR calls.
I believe these calls were a red herring to throw us of the scent of the clear establishment vendetta against the old firm.
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Got to get myself acquainted with the beautiful town of Methil, but they better get themselves acquainted with me otherwise there will be trouble
We're delighted to announce that we have agreed terms with Danny Denholm for next season. The winger was part of this season title winning Arbroath team & has had previous spells with Forfar Athletic & Livingston. Welcome to Bayview Danny!
👉
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this pandemic has really exposed the gap in education on analysing sources. Are you going to take your news from:
A: Majority of reputable scientists, with multiple degrees in their field
B: Denise Welch and Matt le Tissier 3am Facebook ramblings
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- Top 2 tiers can continue with testing.
- Tier 3 and 4 can’t continue with testing
It’s just madness. Genuine head in palms stuff.
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Scary to see the grip this fella has on teenage lads and sadly some folk my age.
Keep hearing “I don’t agree with him on everything but…
Guy is an absolute danger.
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My son was mascot today for my game and it was just a really beautiful day for me and my family.
100s of pictures to look back on when I’m long retired.
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I love this.
Mad Danish ref giving out a valuable life lessons. Hold your hands up when you’ve made a mistake and apologise. Majority of folk will accept it and move on.
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Still remember
@kylewilkie17
getting John Mcglynn with this zinger in video analysis
“See that boy wide right for saints got stabbed last night”
“What? Wotherspoon?”
“Nah wae a knife”
Didn’t play for 8 weeks after that
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Luke O’Nien - new player
Absolute sweetheart. Young lad trying to live his dreams. Polite, humble and passionate. Grateful for everything he has worked for. Would be proud to take him home to the parents. I wish you nothing but the best Luke, you deserve it.
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Watched this 3 times tonight.
Imagine Dick Campbell had Twitter
Arbroath boss Dick Campbell has seen it all in 34 years of management - many of which beside his twin-brother Ian - the legend of Scottish football has ten promotions and shows no signs of slowing up!
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Completed the first marathon... and last marathon of my life today.
I feel sick and I can’t move my legs, but what a buzz you get when you’re done!
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Explaining the concept of junior football in Scotland, to someone outside of Scotland, is a complex conversation
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Open lines of communication from referees. More of this please
Referee Steven McLean says player safety was the key factor in his decision to postpone the match between Livingston and Aberdeen.
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Decided to move on from
@EastFifeFC
. A really good club, met some great folk there and wish them well.
How they looked after us during Covid uncertainty will not be forgotten. Went over and above.
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Genuinely don’t know if this gentleman would be a good choice or a bad choice. Don’t know much about his policy achievements or failures.
But he fell of that scooter and couldn’t have a laugh about it. So on that criteria alone it’s a no from me.
I am delighted to say I have put myself forward to be
@theSNP
next leader & Scotland's next First Minister.
Watch my video below to see why I think I'm best placed for the job.
SNP members can also now nominate me on the link below 👇
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Another special moment.
Didn’t think there would be anymore days like this.
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Remember sitting on the back of this train for our “Open top bus tour” of Arbroath. Up there with most bizarre experience I’ve had in my life.
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Fun fact about Blair Currie. He broke his leg at 17 and recovered fully in 5 weeks.
The surgeon operating was in disbelief, however he put this remarkably quick recovery down to his love of blue milk. Blair drinks 5 pints of milk on a school night and 8 pints on a weekend.
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You’d think Kemar Roofe and Morelos getting retrospective punishment for quite clear red card challenges would make sense.
Nah, let’s trawl through any unpunished tackle from the last 20 years and say “WhAt AbOuT tHiS tHeN?”. Entrenched football fans always amuse me.
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Wee update for all the Danny Denholm fanatics out there.
✍️Signing News | A warm welcome from the Binos to Danny Denholm, a left winger who has signed on for the 22/23 Season.
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Me and Douglas Ross going to do this the next time he does the line at Bayview.
Referee Manuel Gräfe swapped shirts with Erling Haaland after his final Bundesliga match 😂
Brilliant moment!
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And my favourite photo from the day!
Night all.
My son was mascot today for my game and it was just a really beautiful day for me and my family.
100s of pictures to look back on when I’m long retired.
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Lovely time contacting
@EastFifeFC
over 80s season ticket holders by phone checking on how they are getting on, until...
I had to contact a Mr John Anderson, unknown to me this was actually Chris Higgins. He recorded the call and now I am once again the laughing stock
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Don’t think we will see a Diallo compilation video tweeted after this.
Massive respect to him if he does though.
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Braga stadium with the unique rocks and trees behind each goal is just lovely.
The Europa League equivalent to the Brechin City hedge
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Loved him.
He came to my primary school football and went in for a penalty shoot out.
He clearly let my brothers penalty in but went all out to save mine.
Didn’t love him after that. Cheat
'I had six years at Tynecastle and they were fantastic. Hearts are my club - I love them.' (Gilles Rousset)
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The old firm is a nice wee spectacle for all the wee guys out there. Nice wee mid table clash.
With Edinburgh obviously being Scotland’s footballing capital, the top of the table derby should draw more heads in the next game week.
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Out tonight by popular demand - give it a read, favourite and retweet. Contract negotiations for us part timers
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What a season it has been.
@Stirling_Albion
have given me my love back for football.
Definitely going to keep playing. If any teams in an hour radius from Edinburgh are reading this… consider this my “come get me” tweet 👀
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Big Dunc a national treasure
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I live in Leith and it would bring a lot of joy to the local community if Hibs win the Scottish cup. It would be lovely to see a lot of happy faces in...
Who am I kidding, MON THE SAINTS, don’t let them bring it back to Leith!
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Fans back into stadiums is great for everyone obviously.
But for me personally, my dad getting the opportunity to watch me try to play football for 90 minutes again, means a lot.
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Can safely say this is the one everyone has been waiting for
🚨NEW GUEST🚨 We’ve got an absolute classic up next for you as
@siferry8
sits down with the larger than life
@ArbroathFC
Manager, Dick Campbell!
The man who’s taken charge of over 1300 games isn’t holding back with some unbelievable stories to tell!
MONDAY @ 5PM w/
@WilliamHill
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A lots been said about how immoral having bookmakers sponsor football is.
However I’ve seen Dragon Soop ruin the lives of many great men.
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Forfar a club I’ve got a lot of time for.
2 lads telling me, “I Hope you die in your sleep” as I’m walking up the tunnel left a sour taste.
Bit Fiat 500 this but very disappointed.
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This man wreaked havoc on my life in the midsts of lockdown. He still haunts my dreams.
My dream crescendos with this bloke saying “want me to lift the mood a little by playing a bit of Tiesto?”
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I love my country and I love the Scottish game
Megginson comes off the pitch shouting SHITE CLUB at the Cowden support. Now a Cove director is calling a Cowden fan a sheep shagger
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List of things on twitter that suggest the person is for the watching:
- Union Jacks on people’s bios 🇬🇧
- People who start a tweet with “Unpopular opinion but...”
- People who think the moon landing was a conspiracy
Not groundbreaking stuff, just thought I’d let you know
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Stewart Donald - Owner
Generally means well. Got caught up in the fan fare and started to believe he may be the messiah but never got to Methven levels. Made 6 final offers for Will Grigg and added an extra 3 million because Grigg has a nice song
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Just want to go up to Arbroath and give Bobby a cuddle.
An absolute legend up there.
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Oh I see it’s back to the snobbish divisive approach where we generalise and tarnish the whole sport of football again.
One plumber breaks a covid rule - bring plumbing to a halt?
One coffee shop worker breaks a covid rule - bring the coffee shop industry to a halt?
Allowing football matches to continue despite countless Covid-related breaches, while much of Scottish life was brought to a halt long ago, has led to today's entirely predictable scenes. Finger-wagging has achieved nothing. Why is men's football still getting special treatment?
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This one goes safely into the “GAME IS OFFICIALLY GONE” category
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Should have tried to unsettle Craig Halkett instead
Hearts ace John Souttar would join Rangers 'at the drop of a hat' to move up a level, ex-Ibrox boss says
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Really like what I’ve seen of Marv Bartley in the media. Actually critically analyses stuff and is willing to discuss without flinging mud.
Livingston midfielder Marvin Bartley says aspiring black managers like himself must "do our bit first" by attaining coaching qualifications.
Read more here ➡️
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Latest blog on the things that get underneath my skin but really should not. Let me know your thoughts and your pet peeves! retweets and favourites would be appreciated. *please dont take this too seriously.
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They will never experience the rush of euphoria that you get, on that one occasion every blue moon, when your usually average club wins something.
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Spend a lot of time working out questions, recording and editing my podcast. I really want to be taken seriously...
But one throwaway remark and I’ve got
@ShaughanM
enquiring about the eating habits of the father of
@AaronDunsmore96
This wasn’t my goal.
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For as long as I’m on , I’ll never not retweet this.
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Football is tribal and we will argue over everything and anything. However, nothing brings the Scottish football community more together than this kind of elitist crap.
I have greatly enjoyed the backlash this tweet has got.
The behaviour of Scottish football fans is getting worse? Discuss. Are readily available drugs partly responsible?
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I am privileged to participate in this campaign. If I’m being honest, I have certainly been guilty of sexist behaviour in the past. I’m hoping I can contribute something positive to the discussion going forward.
Having a quiet word with a mate at the right time could stop sexual offending before it starts.
#DontBeThatGuy
who stands by and says nothing.
Join the conversation at
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When describing Mcginn’s goal, Kris Boyd just gave it the:
“If that was Lionel Messi, we’d all be going mad”
Messi only scored about 10 ridiculous goals this season and nobody has went mad. Why do commentators love this sentence.
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Spare a thought for the clientele at Shanghai night club this evening.
@AaronDunsmore96
will be providing commentary of his match winning penalty to every party goer whilst wearing his old Hibs top
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I did this with the “coach’s most improved player” award on my holiday to Dunbar caravan resort in 2004. Got to celebrate your success.
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How did Stuart Pearce get another job after this?
15 years ago today Stuart Pearce stuck David James upfront and it was predictably amazing.
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Been a while - but a night out at Devitos merited another column
"One thing I have learned over these past few days is that Arbroath has a nightclub. And one apparently named after the town's most famous son, Danny De Vito."
Ever wanted to know what a night out is like in Arbroath?
@DannyDenholm
reveals all...👀
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